Let's not waste any time- Post in this thread what you desire most and I'll do my best to make it happen (don't ask...

Let's not waste any time- Post in this thread what you desire most and I'll do my best to make it happen (don't ask about the means)

only catch you will owe me a favor which I will call for one day.

Oh and I can't kill anyone or make you rich

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I want to get out of being NEET but have no motivation to do anything about it

working . now....user

Get a good night sleep tonight, start now if you can

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can you make someone fall in love with me? If you can't then I don't this

>Oh and I can't kill anyone or make you rich
then whats the point?
i wish for the ability to easily gain wealth

yes, however something like this will require a deal of knowledge about you & the love interest and I do not suggest posting the info I need here so I won't even ask. Drop your kik if you're serious, we can talk private there.

smart. I can grant you a skill that you can wield in order to make profit. What skill do you think would be useful for gaining wealth?

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Just send me 8ball that answers all the questions will full precise sentences rest i will figure myself

Get me a job with a £30k salary this year.

I can't just send you an enchanted object through the mail. However, I can tell you where to find such an object.

>What skill do you think would be useful for gaining wealth?
a silver tongue i suppose

Not too good at reading huh?

That is going to come back to bite you. I hate people who can't read....

Can you make me smarter? Like really smart?

(OP)
Immortality

What kind of favor we talkin about?

Could be both a blessing & a curse, but if its what you want I will give it my best shot. Reply to this accepting or not and I will give the next instructions shortly.

yes

Can't give you what you already have

Don't worry about it, nothing serious

College swimmer,help me get a full ride

>Reply to this accepting or not and I will give the next instructions shortly.
ive never been much of a talker. shocker i know since im on Yea Forums. go ahead and do it

Intelligence then?

I want to graduate uni

£30k a year will not make someone rich. I want to use it as a platform to further my career path.

i would like to be able to sell my artwork

What happens if someone welches on the favor? I'm just curious, I appreciate the offer but no don't think ill take you up on it.

yes

are you currently enrolled? How many credits/year? Major?

Now this is one I can actually get behind! Describe your art to me

Can you turn me into a beautiful woman with blonde hair?

then I have no interest in you or your question

Start thinking of your biggest ideals and beliefs. Things you would persuade people on.

I want to have the love of my life love me back again. I'm truly serious and a total fag so my kik is Miss_Emma58

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>Can't make me rich.
I just want to be able to pay my bills.

>Start thinking of your biggest ideals and beliefs
alright. now what?

been doing a lot of impressonistic stuff, sometimes abstract. im working on putting more hours into it daily

youuu feed the madness & the madness feeds on you.....

I want the skill and intelligence to achieve anything I set my mind to. I mean anything though. If I want humanity to colonize mars I'll find myself with the tools and ability to lead us there. If I want to be wealthy for all time then I'll find myself with the right people and situation to set myself up for life. You'd be at an advantage to grant this as your favor would be all the more likely to succeed as I'll have the skillset to accomplish it.

This isn't just a one two three thing that happens user. You actually need to feel your thoughts. Ever mediated? We will need some way to reach each other moving forward so I need to know its you out there.

How interesting. Spoken like a true leader. Do people typically look at you as a leader? Are you already the kind of person to take initiative or are you seeking it?

Ok op I hope you are still here. I want two things. Six cannabis seeds of a good strain, and the ability to easily grow any plants. Like a supernaturally good green thumb. Also, if it's easier I'm willing to restrict my blessed green thumbs to cannabis. Also, regarding the favor I owe, can it have the same restriction as yours?

i need a home renovation... can you make that happen?

also ill do any favor that doesnt mean i kill anyone or make you rich either

yes, the favor can have the same terms I won't ask you for money or to kill anyone. I do like your request as I am a fan of the herb. Are you already skilled in growing? You know the basics or do you need to start from Sqr1?

This thread is BS and so is OP.

Why do you need this? House is old? Got issues? Details, details...

I know the basics, been doing a lot of research. However my state just became legal, so I haven't actually grown anything yet. So in theory I have an excellent grasp, but absolutely no experience.

still waiting for answer.

yes house has issues black mold bad drywall things like that.. cant get a loan bad credit

I am usually the one to make decisions when people piddle around thinking about what to do. I have never been put in a leadership role of other people however. I mainly want the ability to easily learn, adapt, and succeed in whatever I want to do next.

Well I can't give you experience. Do whatever you can to start growing now, and keep researching. When you start to grow you may face errors and roadblocks but its all part of the path to success. You will one day find yourself growing some of the finest herb in the state. However, give up too soon and you will never get your green thumb. Stuff like this can take time. Good luck...

What type of arts or magick you practise to be able to propose such a thing?

Hahaha. Great general advice, loser. You can't help anyone besides what you are typing here.

>Ever mediated? We will need some way to reach each other moving forward
havent meditated in a while. my kik is dungante1

The Art of Bullshit.

Make me not a virgin anymore

I want the ability to predict exact match results in soccer/football

>about the futur favor

>You can't take my ability away
>I can't kill someone or make you rich
>I can't leave nor abandon someone
>You nor me nor someone can't harm myself
>I can't give you my body, so you can possess it/use it
>i dunno what else, I just wanna be ok in the future, and everyone else around me/people that I care

Is it possible OP?

people actually have even minimal hope on this kind of shit, but they moke christians AYYYYYYYYYY

Well I can't give you a vagina or tits but I can help you begin to take on a womanly look. Describe your current looks to me, give every detail

Do you think plans through or are you quick to think on your feet?

I will, but like will you be supernaturally helping me or something? And will the six seeds just magically show up? I'm asking because I'm confused on if I still owe a favor.

I wanna be succesful and start my own thing or maybe just get to be a software engineer or even a little web developer
Im working on a project now but i got no motivation HELP ME

ohh how simple minded some of us turned out. Can't give you a green thumb if you don't grow any plants.

trust me its not one youd be familiar with

You sure ask alot of questions for not being able to do shit about it.

I'm not that user idiot. You are full of shit and never responded to my original reply. I don't want any favors from a liar like you.

Try me. Who are you, Nyarlathotep or what?

I wish more than anything to have my music heard. Then I know whatever gains may be acquired will handle itself.

I have brown hair, hazel eyes, slight curves and Somewhat androgynous face if that's what you ask.

>trust me

I need to be the best at my job, get to C suite executive status. Can you help user?

Bring me and my recent ex back to reconcile.

I wouldn't call it supernatrually helping you, but my forces will be around when you need...just not in the way you think

The questions give the insights I need to develop the next step. Can't act if I don't know anything about the person. Every detail matters!

You are too excited about this. That tells me this is bullshit. Nice try tho.

>my forces
What are you? 12?

give me a loving mommy gf who makes me chocolate milk

Ok, makes sense. And the seeds? And I do owe you your favor?

which one was your reply? Was probably a shitty one if I looked over it. I don't help people with poor manners anyways

need a little bit of detail about the job my friend

and why did you 2 break up?

I want to see my girlfriend again. Im sad as shit. We are both stranded in different parts of the us and don't have enough of anything to make it to each other again

You aren't going to help anyone here anyways. Fucking poser.

You seem so angry dude. Whats wrong?

I call bullshit when I see it. You can't prove shit and want details from everyone. Fuck off poser.

I want a job where I can just sit. A toll booth or a parking lot. I can read while it's slow and really not have to deal with people. Cough up, Demon.

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I want to marry my beautiful girlfriend, start a family, and have a meaningful life together

actually no, just have me meet the love of my life (soon?) because what i said seems vague

I want to feel genuine happiness at least occasionally instead of never

thank wish granter

Tech sales.

Lemme get past this background check

Make me cum in the next 5 seconds

I want super powers, like telekinesis

RIP OP

Go back to 2017.

I want the girl at my local dollar general's store OP.

Help me get published

He's right user. The best way is to start just growing. You learn alot the more you do it. I've been doing it for 3 years now.

Don't tell me how to grow pot.

I want to be instantly turned into an adorable super powered woman of my ideal appearance, traits, and attributes.

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To go back to*

I wish that i had a way to know when the world was going to end or I am going to die in order to cram in as much life experiences as possible.

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Just give me a break. Please.

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I desire success in my remaining studies leading a fruitful career in astrophysics, this is what I ask of you almighty one.

I desire success in my remaining studies leading a fruitful career in astrophysics, this is what I ask of you almighty one.

Make me a guitar god mighty one

I desire success in my remaining studies leading a fruitful career in astrophysics, this is what I ask of you almighty one.

Can you in anyway make me a professionally established film director with a bright career of artistic respectability ahead?
If that comes under "can't make you rich" (and it shouldn't) - then make me a bonfide hustler and consummate salesman like Steve Jobs, Mike Ovitz, Donald Trump, or Bernie Ecclestone, the kind of guy who can persuade people into making logistically complicated projects happen... such as films productions.

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I just want to travel around and help people. Live out of a backpack and have just enough money to eat at random diners.