They say confession is good for the soul

had 12 gf when 25.

really? nice
doubt my friend would be overly interested though tbh. shame she's a nice bod

I still love my girlfriend from high school although I don´t know what happened to her or if she is still alive.

I have BPD and don't know how to keep my clothes on.

I worry about what my co-workers say about me behind my back. So Friday I volunteered to bring in donuts, which one of the secretaries usually does. I got this listening device, about the size of a flashdrive, and hid it between the folds of the box. Then I went out to my car to monitor their conversation as they ate the donuts. It was pretty boring, actually. They mostly talked about work and The Big Bang Theory. One of the secretaries did say she was grateful to me for doing donut duty that day, but she had already thanked me in person, so that wasn't new information.

Mine is super hot, but obsessed with porn. We often comment on scenes and actresses and I slipped in the fact I'd love her as my pornstar. She was delighted. Hope she'll cuck me with some big guy

Banging married co-worker.
About to start banging another.

i finished college recently, made a good few friends and got a gf but since i finished i just have this empty hollow feeling. im unemployed doing my best looking for work but im just slowly losing my mind living at home with my parents. I don't want to seem like a whiny faggot on here but I can't bring myself to say it to my gf.

ah my friends hot but shes not big into porn at all. She has a bf too but he's a nice guy so i can't even fap to the idea of HIM cucking me. Oh well

I'm in love with my damaged goods of a third cousin, she recently moved in with me and my family and she works late night at a power plant in an office. One day she came real late and crawled into my bed where I was sleeping, when I woke up she was clinging onto me and had dired up tears.. Long story short her heart was broken so many times and I've never had a relationship that has lasted more than 3 months. Should I go out with her or would that be considered incest?

My cousin pic related

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Lets see her pussy

You female?

Damn right.. go for it. Any nudes?

I wanna leave my gf but I always feel too bad when I try because she's so sad

Not yet.Also I'm 25 and I've only been in two relationships because I'm a nervous wreck, just thinking about asking her out makes me feel like I'm having a heart attack

Yeah, mine doesn't ever have a bf. Just a load of douchebag fuckboys. So I keep my hopes high. Once saw her sucking on a big dick but it didn't go further for me

I quit drinking and smoking but ive had 4 energy drinks today. At least i cant be pressured to quit those.

Keep me your discord and I'll send you all my nudes. No, I'm a catfish who wants to murder horny boys like you.

Used to jerk off with my brother when we were younger. He was younger than me and sometimes we’d jerk each other

Oh boy

Same I actually got hospitalised because it got so bad and I constantly kept stripping naked everywhere there and sometime before being admitted

Nah, don't feel like getting caught.

gay and reported.

My father was a drunk and a fiend, to quote The Joker, and he did something when I was six that messes me up to this day. He never actually laid a finger on me, but after Mom walked out, he wasn't much of a Dad. He would lock me in the basement when he went out drinking. I guess he thought that kept me safe. One time he got arrested (bar fight or something. He never told me exactly what), and didn't come back for me for a day and a half. I was in the basement all alone, locked there. I woke up in the morning and he still wasn't there. I panicked and cried, but nobody came for another day. Sometimes I worry he never came home. That I died down there and the rest of my life has just been a weird dream in the dark.

I flirted with a married gal on some social media site and it escalated into sexy chats on facebook and skyping. Eventually there was a meet up party and we hooked up in my hotel room (she lived nearby). We fucked bareback because I was drunk and didn't care that much. I sent her home and she toss her cum soaked panties in the hamper which her husband found. He was furious and posted a pic of them on thier shared facebook wall. Lots of drama but my name stayed out of it. Everyone new she had cheated with someone at that party but never sure. I feel bad that she got caught.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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i love you user.

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Fuck it.. man up..

It’s just her pussy

THIRD cousin? Dude, there is no place where that is illegal. 2nd cousin marriage is legal in every state in America. Heck, 1st cousin marriage is legal in 26 states. Genetically, you're barely at more of a risk than some rando off the street.

Third cousin, that's what? You have the same great-great-grandparents? How do y'all even know each other in the first place? I don't know anyone that distantly related.

>How do y'all even know each other in the first place?

We grew up together

Caught my daughter getting shared two black guys on the last vacation I took her to. Returned to the apartment earlier than planned and just walked into that. I was in shock, she yelled at me to get the fuck out. Went out and roamed around completely disoriented, not being able to think straight. When I returned they were gone.

you have to make your lies believable user.

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That's a strange fantasy to have.

agreed. lol

May as well post again.

>have wife.
>move back to home county for work for a year.
> have goth friend from school.
>she's a known slut with big titties.
>go out drink with her and friends
>she suggests that I'm "fuckable"
>evening ends, I walk her home because its on the way
>get invited in, talk about my marriage which is 90% awesome but is pretty much lacking a sex life.
>she tells me I need to work off my sexual frustration
>offers to help me do it.
>kissing begins, wild sex ensues. Have her screaming “fuck me daddy”
>we part ways
>she kills herself about six months later. All I can think is "well that secret is safe"
>six years later divorced wife on unrelated issues. She never knew. Also turns out a friend of mine was carrying a torch for the goth too.

Tell me more, how was it? I'm guessing it was weird due to gap and it must have sucked to be worried that you'd get caught.

My cousin has one big pig on his farm. Not for meat, just as a pet. It's really fat, practically cow sized- and when my cousin's not around, I use it to work out some of my insecurities. I'm a little overweight, but nowhere near as heavy or as flabby as this porker, and I let her know it. I shout at her, insulting her, saying things like,

"You are one FAT sow, you pig!"

She barely notices and even when I spank her (not too rough. Not animal abuse hard) she just grunts and walks to the other end of the sty.

I'm not sure if this is a healthy way to let off steam/my own body image issues or if it's legit sick.

fucked a girl from bumble in a one-night-stand fashion
>her pussy smelled like complete fish and only hit me after i got her panties off
>just tell the boys that it was a one night stand and it was alright

god damnit i will take this one to the grave but this bitch was so disgusting i faked cumming just to get her the fuck out of my house.

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topkek

of coursed, and i'm a pantyman

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when i was 21 i use to fuck my gf's baby sister (3-14) in the ass

younger sister use to play COD, LOL and other cool shit, and the sister was hot too

for almost 2 years i got my dick sucked and fucked a perky little ass.

when my gf found out she said she would give me a double blowjob with her if it means i support my ex-gf and her kid

said yes just so get my dick sucked by sisters and just kept fucking the 14yr old, never popped her cherry, fucking wish i did tho

baby sister (13-14)**

I get off ferociously thinking about my mom used as a cum and piss slut by friends and strangers, including sexy traps and trannies. Don't know why.

i love to wear my stepmom's lingerie

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I'm 31. I live alone in a pretty nice apartment I pay for with the money I make at my job. I am an adult.

Yet I sleep under the stars. I got these glow in the dark star stickers I put on my ceiling, like a little kid. My last girlfriend didn't have a problem with it, but I'm single now and I don't know how the next woman I take home would take it.

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I meet up with jo buddies every fortnight or so. It's become so frequent and I've become so secure in my own pansexuality that I more or less use it as an excuse to be a stunt cock (7.5" uncut) for curious/beta guys to jerk, suck off and get fucked by (all for hours) without any risk of trading feels.

I know I'm not alone on this as I know another three (also big-dicked and also jaded through excessive pornography use) guys who do this too. We get together every now and then and spend entire weekends doing nothing but jerking to the nastiest scenes.

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How'd it all go down? Seems more common than I'd thought. Story!

In high school, I had a crush on the guy playing Javert in our production of Les Mis. I was just a background whore (with a sexy outfit), but he was going out with Éponine, which got on my nerves. So I stole one of the silverware props from the church scene and hid it in our backpacks. I told the director I saw her take it, and soon enough she was caught. She got kicked out of the show, but I didn't get her role or her boyfriend, though I made myself pretty available. He might have been gay.

Nasty such as what? Interested.

That was evil on your part though

I have had sex with my sister and still regularly do.

i enjoy eating spaghettios with meatballs and a glass of chocy milk
im a married 32 year old man

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larp

I mean, believe it or not. IDC either way.

Just really passionate scenes. More in the harsh gangbangs, bodily fluids/expellings, circus acts, bodily freaks of nature kinda vein. Stuff that would generally turn off the casual porn watcher. Nothing vanilla or "basic-bitch" for lack of a better term.

spoken like a larper
>not it is

ughhh, mods

are you that much of a pedo that a simple picture of a young girl immediately sends you into thoughts of cp?

Nice copypasta I read last night.

You literally make no sense.

If you're a girl I'd love to talk to you. I find girls with bpd hot

trips of destiny
just do it now before you end up 10 years from now with kids and going through a shitty divorce
if you're not feeling it now, you won't later
man up and do it
be stern about it
do it quickly and don't look back

I had the same story; took me 8 months to find a job after undergrad and then I did, and doubled my salary every 5 years since then.

I think I’m in love with my best friend and she recently started talking to another guy with the same name as me and I want to kill myself because it’s not me with her

energy drinks are worse for you than alcohol
grow up and drink responsibly

Yeah, and I regret it. But that was years ago. I hit her up last week and asked her if she still remembers that. She does and got annoyed when I asked. She asked me if she had any idea who put the prop in her bag. I want to tell her to earn her forgiveness, but at the same time, it's been 5 years, so it'd be kinda petty for her to be still upset over high school pettiness like that.

honestly pretty inspiring to hear thanks user

I thought you autists were supposed to be kin with animals...

The wages of sin is death, friend, and bad smell. Ease up on the pre-marital stuff.

no you're just an idiot

Sheesh. I'm sorry you went through that user. Be a better father than him

Maybe the humiliation she felt still annoys her. Though I do believe you're right, after 5 years it's kinda silly.

Get tested, fishy smell is usually a UTI. It's not the worst thing in the world but if you raw dogged her and your dick smells funny, the doctors will give you some antibiotics to fight the infection and get rid of that smell.

Ok

I treated someone so terribly. Hit her, said the most evil things imaginable, and have spit on her. She loves me unconditionally and it's insane how much she idolizes me. I want to change, I do.. but I know I can't really be" with her as I still lust over other women at times.. I'm just starting by not being an asshole anymore and treating her right/ helping her help herself.

>She's a model

A model what?

Paid to do photo shoots

Show us

She browses these boards to look for me.. don't wanna risk having her see me post her face for u weirdos. But she's hella unique and one of the most beautiful women I have met, if not the most beautiful.

It would be considered beastilaity

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Bs.. pic for prof

Post just her pussy

Shit user. I typically hate everyones stupid stories here but this stung a little. Bro hug no homo

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I like showing off my wifes boobs from when we first met at 15yo when they were size 28g until now at age 30 after 2 kids with size 30n.

>she never thought that the baby was mine
why? were you fucking her i her sleep, drugged? or is she just retarded so it was a different kind of rape?

did it turn you on?

eh, dont be too dramatic, most weebs get gf, eventually

is it cucky though if its just your friend?

I got my ex pregnant six month into our relationship. We were 22 about to turn 23. Our relationship was really rough sometimes, lots of fighting every few months, very different people with different interests. We held it together for 5 years, raising our kid together; even had a little house for a couple years.
But ultimately, we couldn’t hold it together and split up a year ago. It was ugly at first, but everythings worked out and i still have my kid at least 50% of the time.
But i really miss and feel nostalgic about when we were still all together as a little family. Being apart never feels right. I’ve grown distant from everything, because i realized i couldn’t fix it and i had to let my emotions go and not get the best of me.
Every 3-4 months or so she and i will go out for dinner and even fuck ; but it kind of just makes me sad

I want to kill my father.

jeez, thats fucked, bro
unless youre a chick in which case...

niceeeee

man, i know some lonely old people still "in love" with their first love
who knows how strong can a "love" like that be after so many years but its still pretty sad

I bumped into a girl I used to go to school with at the laundromat, and I stole a pair of her.panties out of the dryer when she went out for a smoke. They were silky and black and had little pink bows on them. I used to repeatedly beat off into them, wash them, and repeat. Once I even tried them on, but I just felt retarded and.it.didn't do anything for.me. Eventually they started to fall apart from all the dude goo I dickspat into them and I threw them away.

Sorry to hear this OP. Sounds like you guys still love each other. You can try checking out a community group for marriage couples at some bigger churches around your area. You would really benefit from this.

>and fuck your mother

Oh thank goodness, thought you were a pedo for a minute there

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Not at first. I actually connected them cause I heard him fucking lots of times and she was turning into a real hot little slut. I found hot hearing it and knowing it was going on. But they pushed towards making me watch. Wasn't for it but I was made to watch until I accepted things as they are.

Enjoy your cats, cunt

I saw a video on youtube, it was definitely creepy pasta bullshit but I can't find it. It was a white animal, bleeding black liquid.
Anyone no what I'm talking about?

*know

I'm married with two kids but I have been fucking a couple of former colleagues.

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What are you talking about? Marrying your third cousin is very much legal

long as no emotional attachment and risk of wife finding out, no harm no foul
you're just masturbating via their bodies

i dont know about secret but

Im 36, ive only been in 1 relationship when i was 20 and never since.

Weird thing is, im not unhappy.
Butt im getting old and being alone while old/sick etc. will definitely suck. After so long being alone im so suck in my ways that the notion of getting a gf and it changing my life makes me not want to try.

What do?

I really really want a job I know I am currently underqualified for.

I have an interview and I know I'm on the right track to being qualified, but don't quite make it right now.

I'm nervous and excited about it, and if its a good fit I hope they'll let me grow into the position because its doing exactly what I want to be doing for the next 5 years until I move forward.

Also, I kind of miss a girl I had flirted with a few times last week. I need to ask her out. I think she'll say yes but I'm bad at interpreting those signals.

Things seem to be going pretty well right now, and when that happens I always doubt expectation vs reality

I list after our babysitter. She's 18, so legal but frowned upon. And I'm married. My attempts just seem awkward. After my wife was in the car, the babysitter told me she and the kids would have a lot of fun before bed. I said,

"You can have a lot of fun IN bed!"

Grinnning, waggling my eyebrows, but she seemed more weirded out than turned on.

There is emotional investment on the girls part, I doubt she would ever tell my wife but hell hath no fury and all that.

stop being a pussy and just talk to a girl you meet in a place that interests you
chances are you'll share some interests
alternatively, be a lifelong bachelor and bang new pussy every month

That's what I said.

wow youre a bitch

Do you remember back in the early 2000's when an ad came on tv, showing an alien in a bar, talking about how he was scared this thing humans had that was called a T.V.
No one seems to remember...

I've in a pretty happy relationship for 6 years, but lately I'm having trouble being attracted to my gf. shes put on a lot of wight (I think shes over 260) and isnt really putting any effort into taking care of herself. When we are out I see girls I do find attractive and it is kind of making me angry but also feel like shit.

you blew it
ignore her now, she might pursue you after she notices that
it's the only way now

i mean, how damaged are we talking about?

that shes your 3rd cousing is fine, technically, but obviously it might look a bit iffy in the family

you stopped making her feel pretty
but that's no excuse for being a landwhale
tell her you don't find her attractive at that weight and to put some effort in
or you're going to split
lifes too short

Sister

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go on

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>churches
No

I raped this girl, took her back to my place with a couple friends and drugged her. Came 3 times inside her for 2am to 4am, then came I side her mouth a couple times. Best part about it is she has no idea and she ways she hates cum, yet she got a full stomach of my semen.

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>she and the kids would have a lot of fun before bed.
>I said, "You can have a lot of fun IN bed!"
>Grinnning, waggling my eyebrows, but she seemed more weirded out than turned on.

bruh
you suggested for her to bang your kids
of course she was weirded out

bored now

I've been in a series of relationships where give gotten fucked over
The only good one was through August. The girl was perfect, super smart, very pretty, etc. Towards the end of our relationship (she was going off to college) it was very hard for us to find time because she had work all the time.

Come to find out THIS WEEK, months afterwards that she was actually ghosting me because a good friend of hers came to town and he (gay, at least) was "a bigger priority"

So I've officially never had a good relationship. I fall for girls too easily and they fuck me over

Yeah, they fucking own me

nice wheres the pics/vid

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i mean, id do her

I did

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Yeah I get what your saying. I dont think I stopped making her think she was pretty though. I think she has a tendency of being complacent and and unmotivated. It kinda sucks to say that because I do love her and think she has a lot of potential shes wasting

Honestly man, if you feel the need to treat your girl like a bitch, it might be time to put her down. Meet with a vet or something, the longer you leave it the more it will hurt to say goodbye

sure you did, stud

Believe it or not

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bruh, she knows what hes snatch looks like

is what his excuse is gonna be

None of the night, but she had her drive leaked. She's had about 10 dicks in her and she doesn't even know I blew multiple loads in and on her.

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I desperately want to fuck my best friends gf. She’s so short and tight, looks like an amazing fuck. How do I proceed b

well, its not a dream because nobody can dream up a whole board of cunts as fucked up as us

get yourself some kids and be good to them
you cant imagine how great it feels to have someone love you as kids love a good parent

well, until they get to puberty and hate your guts but eh,10 good years

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>be me at work
>getting bullied by an asshole
>i had enough with this shit it's war now
>get all the information about him and his sexy wife everything fuck she is cute
>the asshole have trust issues with wife
>used it against him
>i started a rumor about me fucking his sexy wife
>people start talking
>and now for the final BLOW
>i told him right on his fuckin face I AM FUCKING YOU WIFE saying her name over and over
>he freezed like a bitch
>trying to call her no one answer
>thin he start running to his car going home
>he crashed that day
>as time goes by he got divorced
>later he killed himself with a 9mm
>fuck that escalated quickly
>i am only sorry for the wife she did nothing yet becuse of me her reputation is fucked
>she got all the blame for everything
>his friends at his unit know the story and what
i did and told her
>she came and confronted me
>i said to her my war was between me and the asshole and i am sorry for what happend to you
am i in the wrong hear? becuse i did not start this shit . he did for like six month

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Similar situation here. I LOVED this girl so fucking deeply, then she goes off to college, joins a sorority, starts ignoring me, says we need “a break”, starts getting railed by 8 inch frat boy cocks, never seems to interested in me again. Classic story man, sluts will always be sluts.

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bruh, anybody can hack a phone of a teenager
i wanna see you hold a timestamp next to her snatch

That is an immaculate tiny little snatch.

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does she know she was raped?

Same, how long have you been together? Hope you're still on the thread.

yeah thats a good snatch

Well that's the thing. She and this guy have a long complicated history. He's gay and she adores him. He's got this weird complex where he needs to be #1 in every girl's life and has come between some other people's relationships. I wouldn't say she's a slut, but it's still fucked up to me that she didn't give a fuck and threw me aside for her friend.

Perfect

Ooh. I meant *one* can have fun in bed, as in her and me. I hope she didn't take it that way.

The guy you replied to here. Honestly, it sounds like the guy who was a “bigger priority” was not gay. Thats not how humans work. They dont just give up a partner bc of a gay friend. He was probably not a “bigger priority” but rather just bigger in his cock.

yeah i figured and if that was supposed to be a pickup line, you need to up your game bro because im a disgustingly promiscuous gay male and i wouldnt even fuck you after that

Nah homie he is very very gay
We dated for a month and they've been friends for ages. It makes sense if you know the whole deal but it's still annoying as fuck

28 year old neet, no girl, no money, single for 10 years, hate self.

My girlfriend has DID (Disassociative Identify Disorder) I love her so much. She was my crush for months and now I’m dating her. Only problem is that her DID can get out of hand. Her moods swings so hard and it makes things difficult. She’s my first time too. Everything I could want, but her DID makes it hard sometimes

The only bad thing here is that you didn't get to fuck the wife/widow.
Make it happen. You can do it.

Pointers? Obviously it's a very different dynamic with a married man and a teenager babysitter than two gay men, but what is precisely so bad about it? Everyone likes fun and it flows organically after her line. She literally said:

"We're gonna have a lot of fun before bed!"

From a guy who has dealt with crazy before: if the pussy is worth it, stay. If not, dip HARD.

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Energy drinks destroyed my esophagus and nearly killed me. You might want to go back to smoking, energy drinks are worse than people think.

My wife cheats on me with two college students who live in our building.

She is beautiful as hell! She’s Chinese. Thin waist, nice legs, black straight hair, cute small feet. It’s all worth tbh

Oh yeah? What’s her name then? Find more on your own.

That’s retarded then. Why tf does this faggot take precedence over you??? Dump this retarded whore, not worth.

family friend died from energy drink. Long story short, those drinks aren’t worth it

Then fuck it lol, a little crazy never hurt anyone.

>be 15, friend's sister is 13
>spend the night at his house often as his parents are divorced and he lives with dad
>bad sleeper, wake up a lot
>one night I wake up and leave floor of friends room and go to basement to see if I can sleep on couch
>While going to basement I see sister room door ir slightly open and light on, look in
>Holy shit! She is fucking, fucking some old dude!
>I cant turn away, stay back enough to just make it out
>They change positions; holy shit its her dad fucking her doggy and she is loving it
>I watch until they stop and hit the lights; he sleeps in her bed even
>I wait a few days and decide to tell her what I saw

An addition to my secret. I'm considering going off grid by myself and being a hermit because being loveless is causing me to lash out and get into severe fist fights.

it makes you sound like a weird creeper

chicks are interested in confident, dominant alphas and if theyre old/ugly, they need to have money

be that

here’s a picture of her and she doesn’t like smiling

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I'm fucking my friends wife. We go on dates and she comes over to sleep and fuck. He doesn't know.

>She was in a 7 year relationship since she was 16 who took her virginity
>went on a 9 month break when she was 19
>had sex with a guy or 2 each month for 9 months
>got back with 7 year guy
>she then hooked up with best friends roommates best friend
>goes to North Carolina with roommate friend for 2 weeks before moving to Florida
>gets a bf the week she moves to Florida
I raped her when she was fresh and 15 at a party and filled her with semen until she gushed.
>she thinks her 7 year relationship took her virginity

LOL

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I am so gonna fucking do this
(34, have gf, and have excuse in the form of kids)

wow, thats sad
unless theyre chicks in which case....

niceeee

You’re a mad lad

Fucking exactly. Be hot or rich, thats it. If not that, at least be confident for a small chance at decent pussy. Beyond that, good fuckin luck, y’all suck.

she hates me

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You know that movie Multiplicityl with Michael Keaton is clonedl? I jacked off to it 25 times. Some guys here have a fetish of girls getting "blacked". I want to see Andi Macdowell "cloned". Not that she's cloned herself. I want to see her gangbanged by multiple clones at once.

Eh, wish she knew. Doesnt really do anything exciting for me.

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and?

If she moans or initiates sex, keep it. If neither, fuck that

Nah, two 20 year old guys

you can always change that if she has a Sarahah or something

She has been asking me to fuck almost every day. She enjoys the hell out of it. I think she likes it?

I read that biting your lower lip lets guys know you want it. There's this personal trainer I'm into, but I overdid it. I bit my lip really hard in front of him. It started to bleed and he asked if I was okay, but in a concerned way, not a sexual way. Maybe I should have just showed some cleave.

You should hint that you know, but keep it subtle

How long yall been dating tho?

At least you know he cares about you

Edgy and gay.

4 months now. We usually do it after school at the park. Her and I walk together around the block and have our fun there. We’re almost always nervous that we will get caught

Highly doubt she would remember it, she was drugged and drunk. But God the amount of cum I pumped in that bitch. I was 2 years above her and her "friends" didn't even stop it after knowing my motives. They just told her some bs on why she felt the way she did, and she didnt even question the dry cum. Dumb slut.

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I pooped in the urinal and it made me giggle. I figure it doesn't hurt anyone, but I just hope other people appreciate the gag.

I post my exes all the time and they all know and don't give a fuck. Quit being such a pussy.

I've been morbidly depressed for months now, and it's at the point where I can't seem to take joy in anything anymore. I think fondly about just dying frequently over the course of an average day, and the only reason I haven't just let go is my aunt is currently dying of cancer, and losing me too would obliterate my family. I'm more or less keeping up appearances so as not to cause concern, but I can't remember the last time I wanted to wake up in the morning.

fuck her mom

Redbull didn't give me wings, but it destroyed my stomach. Fuck it, caffeine makes me dissociative anyway.

Did you do any work while drinking or were you just hooked on the caffeine?

I walk around with a deli meat in my pants. It works on multiple levels. After I'm done walking around convincing the ladies of my manhood, I take it out and have a snack.

I wish you could cum in that bitch's mouth. Would be kinda like a last fuck you to the asshole she married.

Honestly man, keep that as long as you can. I cherish my memories of my first gf, and the nervousness of fucking in public after classes. Hang on to that man, seriously. Its a critical part of growing up. And soon you’ll be having way better sex but it just won’t. Be. The. Same. Cherish it, please.

I planned on doing it like that
Really wouldn't like that. Rather her friend

>Energy drinks destroyed my esophagus
And how did it do that, exactly?
In what way did it differ from any other soda and/or caffeinated beverage?

> she hates me
Hate and love aren't that different. You're irrevocable intertwined with the memory of her husband. You can pull it off. Think of it as the final "Fuck you" to the guy.

Is that why you’re on Yea Forums at 3 AM? It’s okay, we’re here for you

> last fuck you
Oh heh. Great minds and all that.

Pretty much. There's plenty of things I should be doing to be more productive on my weekend, but I just don't have it in me. Appreciate it, chief.

Thanks I really needed that. I really distanced myself from her today. She’s been texting me that she misses me, but I’ve been reluctant to respond

bruh, its not about what you like, its about what she hates
suck those guys dicks, suck her dads dick, anything for the cause

Heres another picture. Only thing that gets me rock hard about the situation is that I have a 8inch dong, she is only 4foot11. Hopefully the amount of cum I filled her with will be used when she has children... because the whole DNA left behind theory.

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>grow up deep innawoods
>nearest town is hours away, population of around 100 people
>mom is legitimately a crazy person and deep into an apostolic offshoot
>dad is a long distance trucker to simultaneously provide for and almost completely avoid a family he had on accident
>grow up almost completely secluded from society with twin sister and a handful of cousins who'd stay with us for stretches of time
>first kiss is with sister at 8 or so spurred on by a visiting cousin
>no idea it's wrong, so do it all the time when its just the two of us
>slowly take it further and further as we got older
>virtually unfettered sexual exploration through puberty, wincest love triangle, drama, heartbreak, secrecy, etc
>legitimately don't realize the full extent of the taboo we committed for years until I leave the community and get uncensored access to the rest of the world via sweet, sweet internets

I've literally avoided mentioning this to anyone I've met since leaving, but it feels good just saying it happened, even to anons. Eventually, I should probably actually get the whole story out anonymously just to have it off my back once and for all.

I like to chew sponges.

Different guy, but if she's mentally ill and you want a future with her, be prepared to put in a LOT of work. Lots. And not get much back from it except just her presence in your life.
If you love someone, it's not really that big a burden, but you have to be aware it's gonna be ever present.

Trust me man, respond. Before you know it, this’ll all be gone and you’ll be missing it

>I've literally avoided mentioning this to anyone I've met since leaving,
Except I've seen this exact post before. Probably more than once

Devin I love you!

I post my ass pics a lot on this site because it turns me on when it gets replies

True, it’ll be work. It depends if its worth it, and if you’re super young, it is.
OG replier here btw, i wrote thistoo.

I walked in on my brother's cheerleader girlfriend giving him an over-the-pants HJ. He left those jeans behind when he went to college. Sometimes I wear them, giving myself an over-the-pants HJ, pretending it's her.

I pour my heart out to her and I try my hardest to make her smile. Sometimes she does, but it’s a more like a small grin. I rarely hear her laugh. One day after a date, I told that I’m committed to her and she laughed and smiled and said thank you. It was honestly pretty rewarding.

Well that's some shit. I've posted almost that exact thing once before in a thread like this and pussed out before telling the story, despite having pretyped a bit of it. If it became copypasta after that, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but hopefully user's did something at least interesting with it.

I’ll make sure to text her back a wall of text as a good morning text message! I think that’ll show her

well, go on then....

Make it genuine and meaningful and you cant go wrong. Anymore pics tho? Ill show my ex gf if you do

I don't get to see my kids as much as I like since my wife got custody. So sometimes I watch them from a distance. I sneak into the crowd of my son's little league game, park across the street and watch my daughter walk the dog I bought her, hide in the bushes and watch them eat dinner. Things like that, because I'm a good father and I care about them.

bro
have you considered that you might be what they call... a fag?

surprisingly wholesome

I have a picture of her legs. She really doesn’t like sending me pictures because she thinks they’re superficial.

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I don't know if that's appropriate for this thread...

I confess that i have no soul

My long term gf has been sexually active with four of seven of my best friends during the span of our relationship. I was out with one of those guys tonight and he wouldn't shut up about my gf and for the first time I'm having second thoughts.

kek yeah

yeah im pretty sure nobody is going to be mad if they see some ass

Why are you putting up with her and your friends having a thing?

Show legs. Just tryna get more info on body

No, but perhaps I wasn't specific enough. My brother's girlfriend was a hot female. I'm not thinking about him when I run the spot she rubbed, but about her and her soft, feminine hands.

I tried to fingerbang her after they broke up. My line was terrible though. I tried to play it smooth and funny, making a connection to an embarrassing situation.

"You know how I walked in on you giving (my brother), a hand job? Just so you only, I could do that for you."

Maybe it's not called a hand job, but what was I supposed to say? "Digital vaginal simulation?" Would have sounded weird. Anyway, she rejected me, so this Jean simulation is the next best thing.

Depends. If it's that fat old dude who posts himself in women's underwear, fuck off.

I'm a fag who loves to be humiliated

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I don’t know if that’s your type, but it is mine

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>sexually active with four of seven of my best friends during the span of our relationship
>for the first time
nigga if youre not a giant cuck you should just end your life right now

I go to gym, I work 5 days a week and have had several girlfriends but at heart I am a sexual deviant. I fantasise about kids, grannies, gay sex, even animals. I just want to go on welfare and stay home and masturbate all day.

You need Jesus

Starts with a J

Looks lovely and pale, def my type

I raped this girl when she was 15, someone tell her.

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I told the women I work with that my grammy-gram died so that they would hug me and I could feel their boobs against me. When I visited her for real, I felt guilty.

Thanks, she doesn’t think she’s pretty but I know she is. I’m always telling her how she’s very beautiful

>it is the sweet sweet revenge
i never ever started a fight they did
>than a go to war my life been always like this
fuck i have a lots of enemies

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How?

Jamie Cestaro

There you go, she use to love getting dick pictures in HS.

It's been a great situation. She's hooked me up with one of her co-workers and one of her best friends too, so it's not totally one sided. My friends have all been super receptive and its given all of us this funky commonality. My friend tonight was was talking about titty fucking my gf to another mutual friend in a degrading manner and it rubbed me the wrong way.

> I go to gym
And the rest of the post got spoken in a russian accent in my head

Or Jamie Alexa

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bruh

Tell her a stranger online thinks she is beautiful too haha. Id def smash

>i never ever started a fight they did
Do end it rightly!

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I lied about being a pantheist to the Pantheist Society on campus even though I'm actually a panentheist. I just wanted friends.

I benefit from it too, see

Ok but just a quick shitty one

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fantasize as in you jerk of that kind of porn or you want to actually do it?
i look at all kinds of weird shit but it mostly doesnt appeal to me in reality

Found her

>I lied about being a pantheist to the Pantheist Society on campus even though I'm actually a panentheist
what?

She would probably deny it but smile. If it rubs her the wrong way, she’ll kick into her DID...

Ok and?

Do you have a better method? Preferably one that doesn't require pretending family members are dead?

nice ass

oh come on, you want to get a compliment, i cant give you one if i cant see it

continue please

Whats the difference? An added ‘e’?

I cheated on my first wife with another married woman whom I met on a homemade porn site.

She posted videos of herself getting creampied by a black dude so I saw she was local and messaged her.

To my surprise she messaged right back and liked my profile pic and suggested we meet up. She was about 15 years older than me.

We scheduled a Saturday motel room and I told my wife I had to work and I met this woman and we fucked for like 6hrs. She got me to cum in her pussy 4 times and I ate her out and she squirted as she came. Still to this day the best sex I've ever had. I wish I'd taken video but I couldn't risk proof.

Then we took a shower together and complained about our spouses and bonded for awhile and parted ways.

Wife never found out about that one. I divorced her the next year anyway.

Oh it's some shitty "god is everywhere and everything" woo.

What is a DID

ok, youre gonna need some duct tape, rags and cyanide...

Lowkey lovely. Kik me at anonfortheweek

Dissasociative Identity Disorder

Follow the subthread back, the chick has Dissociative Identity Disorder - what they call multiple personalities this month.

Closet homosexual user here

Have never really felt that much attracted to girls my whole life but been too scared to come out to friends/family.

12 months or so ago , a female co worker made a move on me. Started hooking up. This meant I also cheated on my bf which gives me some guilt. Been certain for most of my life I'm gay since that's never felt attraction to girls really ever. But now past year with relationship with co worker , don't have any interest in men and broke it off with bf of 6 years (met at college) and it really destroyed him.

Gay friends eventually gonna find out maybe. Relationship with co worker gets more and more serious every day. And I'm just scared that I'm leading this girl on and don't even know if my feelings are real.

Theists= God created the universe

Pantheists= God is the universe. Impersonal, no personal relationship possible.

Panentheists= God is within and without. All of nature is a part of God, but he still created the universe and has a spiritual existence beyond it.

Basically, I deny my true beliefs just to be part of a group with some people I like.

Yeah I never really heard that term until I met her. Must be something new

You and she had 3somes with any of the friends?

want to have my penis removed so i cant recieve any pleasure and give myself to a willing couple as a personal slave (sex slave or not) and be forced to fulfill anything for their pleasure, entertainment, or benefit

Must have been worth it if you’re still talking to them

so... you're bi. And you're now in a relationship that doesn't require outing you to the folks you're still in the closet to. And your gay friends will have to realize you're bi not gay (and if they're sane, should understand).
The only problem I see here is that you cheated and you'll get judged by people for that if they find out... well, shit, that's just life.

youre just bi and wanted something new bruh

Oh duh, its late af, my b. Fair tho, thats another part of a having a happy relationship w her. Know what sets her off and what doesnt

When I was around 5-ish I would always shove shit up my ass, I have no fucking clue why but id just grab random toys and shit and my retarded pea brain thought it was nice or some shit

>Hit my bottom
>Cousin gets me fuck me eyes
>pornstar material

I just masturbated to pictures of dead women.

I feel a little weird about it.

Yeah, they're cool people, even though I disagree with them about the nature of divinity, and this one girl even invited me to her lacrosse game. I think she likes me. But I'm still lying to her.

As in the pictures were of corpses, or just that the pictures depicted women who have since died?
One's slightly more unusual than the other

ill take you
you can even keep your dick, i wont even fuck your butthole
youll just be going to work instead of me

I made a list on what to do and what not to do. What to say and what not to say. I follow it religiously...

Well, take it from the guy who’s girlfriend has DID. It’s just a disagreement. No biggie

weird flex hahaha but i don't think me working for you would satisfy my sexual desires for it

Corpses.

Fuckme.. you must’ve tits or pussy pics

I used to give a shit about Yea Forums. I wanted to post things that were funny, stupid, entertaining, but now I don't care. I got banned for reporting the cancerous spam that gets posted every five seconds. The cancer: Shit eating. /Pol/ threads. Facebook AIDS. Faggots.

Well ladies, you can keep this cancer-fest. Enjoy Russian bots arguing about trump and hillary. Enjoy shit eating, faggot "trap" threads, and bait and bait and bait.

And to the mods: Get AIDS. You faggots are why this place is pure cancer. Hiroshimoot says "Ching chong ching chong the Russians grive me rerry good monies for their 4chins passes!" and you roll over. Get cancer.

Fuck this place and all the faggots who post here. I hope you like the cancer your faggotry has bred. Fucking race bait threads, faggots and /pol/. Welcome to the new Yea Forums.

Attaboy

>I feel a little weird about it.
dont worry, thats just initial shyness
youll learn to love it soon enough

If you ever feel evil... there are interesting ways you can mess with a girl with DID. Force new personalities, adjust their prevalance and shape them the way you want. Just saying.

Having her actively in therapy/treatment though will complicate that.

Appraisal? Thanks! She doesn’t even know about my list. It’s best that she doesn’t because it would probably make her blush extremely hard.

exactly
fulfilling your sexual desires would make you feel pleasure and we dont want that, slave

youtu.be/51ybp_YFo7I

She goes to therapy. Besides, I wouldn’t really want to force her to do something no matter what her personality is.

yeeeah hes talking about real life, not a movie

She must not have been exclusively fucking him you retard

These are nice user
I think your next woman will think so too

They might talk differently if they knew you were bugging their conversations over donuts. That's not usual, man.

It's absolutely evil and abusive and probably very illegal but given the right circumstances, doable.

Her other personalities are mostly depressing and sad. I hate seeing her like that.

She knows you did it you dumb bitch.

Haha blushing is good sometimes. Means shes not getting to comfortable

Not saying I haven’t done anything before, but I would feel guilty

She hates blushing because she says she doesn’t feel herself. I don’t know what’s her problem lol