About to try and buy weed from my pizza delivery guy

About to try and buy weed from my pizza delivery guy.

Herd in reddit that this is how you score weed.

I’m pretty autistic and have no friends in the area, so this is what I have to resort to.

Nervous, very nervous.

AMA or advice?

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Sounds like a solid plan. Post results

Be sure to constantly adjust your collar, and look down when you speak to him.

Just try not to act like a faggot for 2 minutes and you'll be fine

Will do

I’ll try, but I’ve never bought weed or even asked for it in my life and I’m 31.

also don't carry a whole shit ton of cash with you either

I have an Arab guy as my delivery driver I think.

What are the chances that he’ll have weed?

Why not?

I have like $60 in my pocket.

Because if you're flipping through a fat stack that nigger is gonna jack your shit

Makes sense I guess

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Ask him where you can score an ounce of pure, uncut, black tar heroin, straight from Mexico

Depends if he's really Arab or like 2nd generation

But I don’t want to do heroin.

Just want some fucking weed.

Spent my 20s in the military, couldn’t touch the shit and now that I’m free I want some god damn fucking weed for once in my normal fag life.

So don't do heroin, cut that bitch up, sell it and turn that shit into cash

Well I can’t sell drugs if I don’t even know how to buy the stuff in the first place.

So how long is this guy supposed to take? I wanna know if this works

just smoke a blunt and curl up in a ball next to your DD-214 you lucky bastard

you do have a point
What're you gonna smoke the weed out of? If this is your first time, and you plan on making this a habit, I would suggest buying a decent bong ($20-40, nothing fancy) with not too bad of a pull, it'll be waaaay smoother than a pipe or piece

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another good way is to look up weed in instagram in your local area. Be cool and try to comment on their shit subtly.

It didn’t work out.

Took over an hour to get food delivered and by then wife came home.

She was there so I couldn’t ask him.

I’ll try again tomorrow.

Man I’m pissed

How do I get weed while in Orlando, FL? Vacationing in a few months.

How do you get weed in a huge college town? Probably ask anyone that looks like they would smoke lol

I’ll try a mom and pop pizza place tomorrow.

Should that be better than trying a place like dominos or Pizza Hut?

Want that craigslist hookup. what are the code words?

talk to someone from an inner city on craigslist and use the words "on foe nem" after every sentence

use the darknet idiot. "dream"

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most likely not, all bar tenders smoke pot. try striking up a conversation and try to score some from them.

this^

go out at night around drunk college kids 80-90% chance a dealer is there. Walked by college area with heavy foot traffic, usually a tard will be yelling some shit "got dubs" "want some loud?!" worst one i can remember was the coke dealer following me and my wife as we walked around.