Anyone here? How’s your night today Yea Forums?

Anyone here? How’s your night today Yea Forums?

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you know the drill.

tits nao

youre a whore. im telling your parents nigga

everyone is here

hello

About to get better I see

oh no my dick remembers you

Im good now thanks to you

Pretty much ok, how's yours?

trap?

I love you. Please love me.

no blue balls tonight please

Checked

show vagene

It’s going good thanks!
Yeah it’s me. I had fun last night lol

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egg in pussy?

98% chance that yes

damn your nipples look weird I still wouldnt pull out tho

why is one nipple inverted and one sticking outward

write spencers slut on your chest?

fucking nigger

No...Nooo.no Tits and a Timestamp ,in the same photo, you troglodyte cunt

What happened to your nips?

spencer is a faggot

Tbqh not great; cold and lonely in the middle of the woods, having been struck by a pang of missing my hs ex. Haven't even thought of her in YEARS and now man I just wanna talk to her.

yo show pum pum pls

WHore

I am gay, but I think you are cool. I wish I had a hot, willing (forgive the word) camwhore like you to catfish the boys with. We would have such fun ^-^

Nice body

get naked and show us

Your nipple is staring into my soul

What you want? Dick

More please? You're sexy asf

"Tits or gtfo" is a terrible rule. Is should be pussy or gtfo, there's too many traps on here

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This.

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asking again

I wanna tease you guys first

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mmmmmmm I'm teased

You're a weird dude

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ok this is a MTF right

spankable

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Nice Victoria secret panties. Lace is my favorite though

Just don't lower yourself for trash like myself

Good, just dont stop posting, sexy

Wtf I just beat off and I’m getting hard again

...

This is sad but true

Why is your dick so small, user? That wouldn't even bottom me out on a cold day.

One got pierced and hurt haha sorry

Anal, yes or no?

HERE I see tits and timestamp

Also anyone looking forward to DMC5 ? Let’s see if you can pull your devil trigger

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AHOW US YER NUTSACK

Only a problem if you're that worried about being a faggot

U r beautiful waifu! Don’t listen to the incel creeps!

All the DMCs suck nigger balls. The first one is the only good one and it stands alone.

I would fuck you raw

thanks for the time stamp. now can you write "Yea Forums" on an egg and stick it in your vagina

IT seems someone is not motivated

Rate my dick?

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Lovely tits. How about showing pussy spread?

can i have your social security number?

how many sexual partners have u had OP?

Tbh you're too fat, so your dick kinda looks small. You're probably a nice guy though

Let's see that pussy, hun

It's all part of God's plan, dummy.

Why are you a whore? I didn't choose my dick size but you chose to guage your pussy out on nigger dicks.

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fag.

Sharpie in the butt please

Your titsaresmall and gross

Your tits are fucked up

Wow, you're a retard

It's going ok. How's yours op?

Sharpie. Butt. Meow.

Post your best Vergil reaction if you want more. Cause it’s getting boring and I need motivation.

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This

Ok I'm not going to keep posting my titties if yall dont like my feedback. I'm just being honest, both of you are a bit thin dicked but probably really sweet guys.

That's wonderful, but for two things:

>dates are written differently in each shot
>timestamped tits are timestamped for tomorrow morning

So, uh, yeah. Now, a current timestamp and full nude w/ your snizz completely visible. Just for making me type all that shit out.

I'm asking nicely. Please respond

Wtf is wrong with your nipples?

Well you ask to much, you are not that hot low selfesteem bitch

why do i find you even hotter with clothes on. thats not an insult my dick is just eternally confused

There’s always going to be haters

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On a scale of 1-10; 10 being I have a full blown addiction to this stuff; 1 being I don't have a addiction to this stuff. How would you rate yourself on the scale? If you have a serious problem, please consult your doctor immediately.

Its a trap

Please, for the love of God

KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON

Don’t listen to them OP, your tiddies are pretty nice. I’d cum on them!

Too*
You think I need a bunch of timmy's to get me off? I post my tits for power

I got a small dick, but does it look good?

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Hope you're enjoying your time here, friend-o. I very much liked your tits

DO SOMETHING BITCH

Honestly? It looks like a discount hot dog, but you're probably a nice guy too

your neck is so yummy

fuck off roastie. how many STDs do you have?

Mmm you have Great Boobs!

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you an addict?

Peace sign with bare ass....keep teasing baby

I'm concerned user. Gotta see the vagine

Dude there's nothing wrong with your dick. Just be confident with it...

It’s this so hard user? Op you go continue

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this. jesus fuck

No one gives a fuck about your tits they're mediocre at best, and we've all seen better you just so happen to be dumb enough to debase yourself enough to think we care. Stop being an attention whore and go hug your dad.

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Zero. But I bet there's been less cum in me than on your hand, timmy

That you for your honesty, can I see vag?

I might turn gay after seeing this monstrosity of a chest.

OP, please tell me you're a trap

This. The more you post, the more attention you'll get

Can I see a real dick?

I mean I know how to use it. Dont get me wrong.

More titties plz.

Also vagoo. Need this for, research purposes, or some such shit...

Listen cunt your tits are fucking retarded looking so stop talking shit

I smell a trap.....

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Jesus fucking christ. Put the fucking egg in your pussy.

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I’m not actually into traps but thanks for asking

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Not you, you fucking neanderthal

im 10% body fat

Still waiting 4 that peace sign OP.
Kik?

Out of curiosity what are your balls like? No homo

She is upset because people aren't being nice about her gross nipples. Don't take offense.

At least those dicks aren't as fucked as her bewbies

Is all 10% in your fupa

His nipple is sexier than hers! LMAO

Panty shot please.

worse than log threads.

No. They asked me for my opinion and now they dont like my tits. Listen up Timmy's, you came to my thread

So sexy. Please show asshole

Yep "she's" either trolling or deluded as fuck. And here I thought we were gonna get to validate OP's existence with a fap and a good time, but instead she keeps going around calling skinny guys fat and big dicks small. In reality I'm the fucking retard for expecting anything useful from a Yea Forums slut.

Op post a picture of your snatch so we know you're not a guy. I'll give you 10 minutes.....

You should go cam on some site

Stop arguing with retards, let's get on with it.

What's this "timmy" thing? Also what's your name?

You're back! Good to see you. Can we see your feet please?

Honestly, this pls

OP is gone. Never gunna put an egg in her pussy. This thread is kill.

Nigger you're here in my thread. Maybe you should hold your breath while taking a dick pick, or get some confidence. Manlet

You are right. Man she did this yesterday and the closet homos almost ruined it

Do you have nice hands OP? I wanna see them.

Wrong user dood. Relac

Ok fine. What can I show you gentleman?

just get out already thot.

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OP please continue and ignore the retards please

Let's see those pussy lips.

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Nicee one Elon Musky...Nice one..!

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Taking requests, I'm still here

Yup, pus pls

Is it shaved?

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Thx

doggy style pose selfie with booty in air pls uwu

I liked your ass. Could we see it bent over?

You the same hoe from last night?

Spread pussy, didnt get to see it yesterday

No

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Can you guys like fuck off and let us fap in peace if you don’t want to take advantage of this? Man I swear you guys are secretly gay or something

You have a terrible rack and your posting it for everyone to see.

You could at least acknowledge that you don't have a 10/10 body without projecting your shortcomings onto the few dudes who like your tits.

It's not like their dicks are malformed the way your chest is.

face...

Sharpie in popper

as long as it's nothing like DMC2

You have been granted audience with the Golden prosperity toad. your fortune for your portfolio this week is hidden in the rolls.

0 - -10%
1 - 2%
2 - -30%
3 - 1%
4 - 0%
5 - -3%
6 - 22%
7 - 17%
8 - -0.6%
9 - 5%

Doubs- 2X last number
Trips- -90%
Quads-. 200%

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Appreciate you user

you horrible cunt

My tits are better than your tits

I think someone asked for feet?

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Pls scoot around on your ass like a dog with worms. Post vid.

Clothes pins or some other sort of clamp, on your nipples please. Your nipples look fine, inverted nipple just makes me want to spend time sucking it out so I can flick it with my tongue.

some ask for feet?

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You're hot where do you live?

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Beautiful, soles next?

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That was me, thanks OP! How about thighs to chest, hugging your legs, feet in the air? Pantiless preferred of course

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I'm sorry OP for hijacking your thread a d talking shit to anons about there ducks. I posted my nipple though if that's anything. I havent had this much fun shit posting in awhile. You've been gone for a good minute OP, now you have their actual thoughts.

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My eyes you fucker!

Fag

Nigger why?

post bunghole

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someone want feet

Make me hard OP, I'm a big grower.

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Her feet not some random disgusting ones

fuck imma getting hard 4 u op!

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Stfu fag show us your weird tits

cheke cheke cheka

be more specific then next time u cockgobbling smegclot

You’re the fag for now enjoying

Hey some of those feet were mine

Lol user asked for her feet nigger

Blue distel fjord bumpers. Look I can say retarted shit too.

Want a sugar daddy? paralluniv at gmail

that’s fake news

pls post your dick first. I hate small dicks, they make me physically sick.

Fake and gay

From last nights thread.
OP disappointed in that one too

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thanks user

she's 0 for 2

Her attempt at “sharpie in pooper”

Seriously fuck this bitch, and fuck this thread.
Total cancer

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depends on your definition of disappoint. I had fun.

Idk it gave me a chuckle

Got any more?

Doesn't seem like OP's gonna deliver any more pics.

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I had fun yesterday. It literally got to her limit

yeah, but not a boner

Idk man her dick was pretty cute

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wow OP

delicious butt right there

Only if you want more disappointments

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Niceeeee, more please!!

Her dick was cute too

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I don't think I could be more disappointed to be perfectly honest

I like your tits just the way they are, they are part of you so of course I love it all.

common gurls do some scissor will be nice

She has a bangin body, dude

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LET'S GET RICH

Fuck, ty user

wtf

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Op is gone because you homos killed it.

Moarrr

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Have an avg sick, can't show right now but email me, I'm for real

Homo=fapping to trap

We saved you

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will you shove an egg in your pussy?

Really

We could never have good things here

she is right cute, shame that she got chased off

apart from the bod i really like her hair for some reason. she's sexy

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OP is a disappointment waitin to happen.
Killing the thread early just saved time.
You’re welcome

Yet you are still here

HERO OF THREAD

No, because it’s a repost you retarded faggot

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Dumbass is a repost

i do like dick

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No I’m not, faggot

Man she really has a nice body

You are super hot op, i'd fuck you any day

Replying means you are here homo

No it doesn’t, you retard.

HOW OLD?

Does it turn you on knowing there is a large amount of blood in penises because of you? That some guys are furiously masturbating to your pics?

You do have a beautiful body, you're boyfriend is a lucky guy

Das all I got of her. I do have the wins of the other thot that entered her to last night
Pic related

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faggot confirmed

Crazy hot matrix rules.
She’s an annoying bitch with a shit tier personality

Yeah it’s does nigger faggot

Honestly, they are proportionate.

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How so, you shit eating gormless retard?

maybe i become an hero :(

Different user.
You’re retarded

Cause you keep replying me dumbass? Can’t control your autism today?

That's so hot

No I don’t, faggot

lol a little dick tease is what she is

Both of you are gay
And you are gay too one big homo threesome

Did op leave?

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My favorite replies ITT
Actually lost

fuck off cunt go back to shoving dragon dildos down your fucking hallway

She’s been gone for a while now user

Kek.
Other user is such a clueless faggot

tale as old as time, attractive woman comes to 4chin for attn, and to her chagrin gets it

Write Aaron

I wanna see more of op's body, she is super hot

Eh I wanted to fap to her. Thanks for nothing

Agreed. Hopefully she comes back

Direct your “thanks for nothing” to op you retarded faggot, it’s what she would have delivered anyway.

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Op you got kik for some fun?

She won’t.
And even if she did, she wouldn’t deliver.
Abandon thread

2nd thot was actually sweet but couldn't handle retards either

Idk she kinda delivered. Well it’s whatever she got gone now.

Solipsism the the singular reason any nice things can never be had.

Dubs though

Fuck you dude I want wanted to fap to her too. Oh well

Fucken man hands

>kinda delivered =/= actually delivered
Raise your standards faggot.

Shoulda redirected her to /soc/ when we had the chance. #futurenote

how do you do that without leaving the site?

Shooped

Well is soc/ any better nigger?

Demand she delivers before engaging, next time.
Bully her into submission.
This is how we used to get wins, before the summerfag cucks took this place over

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>raise standards
You do realize where we are right?

You do realise we used to get regular wins, before faggots like you came here?

>engaging
wtf

Lurk Moar, faggot.
You’re not allowed to post until I say

okay, serious or not this made me kekkle

blame the woman. she's at fault here

You need to pop that pimple.

This applies everywhere for all time.
Not just this thread

Nigger I’ve been here for a while. Just thought the raising standards thing was funny

Not been here long enough to recognize bait, it seems.

Newfag confirmed

Calf is way fatter than upper body pics I’m calling fakes

So thread is kill.