Sup Yea Forums, 21yo college student who just got discharged from the E.R...

Sup Yea Forums, 21yo college student who just got discharged from the E.R. because I currently have 37 of these stuck in my bladder. Scheduled to get them removed first thing in the morning. Hurts like a motherfucker right now, but I’m having a couple of beers against the advice of my doc, so the pain is kinda going away bit by bit. How’s your night going?

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they are called “bucky balls” if anybody is wondering.. they were banned in the US a couple years ago because people were doing what i did.

bored, but not bored enough to do anything this stupid. thanks for asking tho

>having booze before surgery.
Enjoy your heart failure under the meds

>heart failure under meds from booze
Yeah, no. It’s scheduled for like 12 hours from now and I’ve only had like 3 beers as is.

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>ignores doctor's advice
>tries to justify their behaviour in the internet

You are the most retarded person on this planet. I hope you die.

How'd they get in your bladder?

and that feels good to you?

probably shoved them up is urethra like the degenerate filth he is