Alright Yea Forumsros time to answer the age old question

Chili hole is my mouth right? Cause that’s where chili goes in. I like Stilton but it would be silly to shove a whole block in there

all i know is if it aint gris it aint shit... #sharpbois

There is no best, anyone who only likes one kind of cheese is a moron.

White American, motherfucker! The Master Cheese

Krutrök...

PROVALONE ALL THE WAY

Camembert you pleb

the best cheese cant be without the best sausage

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Ooh where’s that from?

>liking something best means you hate all others
You're one of them who assumes that if I don't hate myself for being White, then I do hate everyone who isn't White, aren't you? Like, one of those people that think everything is black and white, with no gray in between.

This means “Gunsmoke” in Swedish. Like the show.

Thinks cheese is racial

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>nobody nominated frumunda cheese

Butterkäse

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grilled cheese

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Beaufort

feta,
it's not knob cheese but
kinda looks like it

Donkey cheese is surprisingly brilliant

depends on what we are pairing it with?

how tf have none of u said mozzerella yet? wtf

Gay.

that's a cheese to add to dishes, not to enjoy the flavor of. it's a boring cheese

Everything is racial. This is America, and life has been so good for so long that we have the luxury of caring so much about identity politics.

Unpasteurised Cheddar, from Cheddar, just a few miles from where I live.

government cheese

Gouda

gouda

Pie d'angloy

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cheese or gtfo phaggot

Bitch nigga, you never ate a slice of fresh mozzarella by itself? You get the fresh ball of mozzarella, lightly, LIGHTLY salted, and slice that motherfucker into half inch thick slabs of delicious decadence. That's good living, man.

>doesn't realise not everyone is an amerifat

it's bland fucking cheese my dude. texture might be good but flavor is lacking

Gouda tastes like it's spoiled. In fact, the more spoiled it tastes, the higher quality it's believed to be. Fuck gouda

Havarti

I posted cheese, but then this nigger said some dumb shit about all cheeses being equal or something. You can't just let something that ignorant and inflammatory just sit there unaddressed

>there's no identity politics going on in Cuckland Europia

I like crottin de chavignol, a type of goat cheese.

Real American cheese. Hear me out before you laugh.
Note the label says American Cheese. Not cheese food, cheese product, American slices, whiz, or whatever garbage.
Real American is a blend of mild Wisconsin cheddar and colby cheeses. The 'process' is blending two semi-hard cheese into one semi-soft cheese.
Not only does it taste good, but it's probably the most versatile cheese. Good for sandwiches, burgers, hor d'oeuvres, and more. Just don't confuse it with the fakes.

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Dick Cheese

>thinks he has a gouda argumant

String cheese is just a stick of mozzarella. You talking shit about string cheese?

no I also enjoy pizza but if we're talking cheese to eat on their own then mozzarella is shit tier

Gruyere you fucks

My top favorites:
-blue Stilton
-humboldt fog
-cave aged gruyere
-ossau
-Parmigiano-Reggiano
-aged Gouda
-cambozola

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Camembert

Velveeta

Anybody ever try that rotten cheese with the maggots in it that they make in Italy?

Humboldt fog and midnight moon are killer

also:
-manchego
-rum runner
-red dragon

And anyone who thinks Velveeta is actually cheese is a parasite

I don't think that qualifies as cheese

Parmesan and not the grated one
>you all just lost

Blasphemy

cheese logs

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If it's not in a can it's not real cheese

>takes hours to melt a parmesan rind in my bolognese
>fucking worth it

my personal favorite

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No

i fkin love me some of that gouda cheese with chili or pesto, makes my dick go hard

I wish Americans cared more about cheese like the French.

We're learning

Casu marzu anyone?

> Boar's Head
> favourite cheese

Literally Kraft Singles would be a better answer. Unbelievable.

Only if its real parmesan, not that shit powder from a can or the cheap local varieties. PDO parmesan reggiano, nothing less.

port salut obviously

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The French all sound like they have permanent snot stuck in their throats. Fuck the French

Oh yeah, that's what it's called

This

France is stupid

At least the French don’t eat poison everyday, at least not like Americans.

How is mozzarella not in here. Real mozzarella.

Boar's Head is bad cheese? Then what's a good brand of cheese then, Mr. Cheese Expert?

no u

My all time favourite is cheese du formage

Cheddar. It's the least facny and most versitile, if you want an expensive one you can but cheap ones will taste nice as well. Back when I used to be a fat cunt, I would love some Branston, cheddar and crackers.

Buffalo

I don't eat poison. But the French do sound like like someone just busted a nut down their throat and they haven't swallowed it yet.

And your point?

Made in an industrial processing plant. It's an engineered industrial product, deliberately made even more bland than it has to be for the retarded american palate. The one you posted is literally filled with adulterants to try to hide this and make it more interesting.

A nice edam for general usage, a tasty cheddar has a role, as does parmesan, other more pungent ones paired with crackers etc can be nice.

Like this thread is "what is your favourite restaurant" and you just answered "Cheesecake Factory".

I agree, that's my favourite too

And then you said "What's wrong with Cheesecake Factory? Then what's a good chain then, Mr. Restaurant Expert?"

What's my point? My point is that this is America, and I'll eat whatever kind of cheese I want and some French pussy isn't going to tell me shit about it. I got more vars of soap in my house than the French have in the entire city of Paris. Stinking-ass, hairy legged women, always losing wars to the Germans, grape-stomping, snot-throated, baquette-baking, building Maginot Lines that the enemy just goes around and conquers them anyway, terrible-movie-making, ol' punk-ass French weirdos

My favorite is Taco Bell. Now that's some good cheese right there.

Ok, but then what's a good brand of cheese?

Why do you have so much soap?

gouda is gooda

You're dreaming about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly brie time baby.

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To wash myself, and to be as little like the French as possible. The French can fuck right off. I use soap and my girlfriend shaves her legs

inb4 the 'good cheese' is cheez its

Chucky Cheese has them both beat, hands down.

No fans of fromunda? Fromunda. Goat.

Best ever hands down.

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Blue cheese but only with specific things.

I make my own, actually

> (You)
>I make my own, actually
I bet it's fragrant and creamy.

>tfw no kids and too old to just walk into a Chucky Cheese by myself without weird looks and employees and parents following me around

the best cheese i ever had was this hot pepper cheese bar that was made from some kind of white cheddar (not that it tasted like any other white cheddar i had ever had)
and i actually had them in jail, in this expensive meat and cheese package that the commissary sold
fucking awesome cheese, and it was a huge disappointment when i finally got out, thought i'd be able to get all i wanted, but NOPE. it wasn't sold in stores, and the fucking manufacturer, who only wholesaled to institutions, wouldn't even answer my e-mails when i said i was one and would buy bulk.

Amen Brother

>Pretend to be parent
>"Yea my kid ate ya'lls XYZ at a birthday party there and now won't shut up about it. Can I order take out?
Proceed if possible and enjoy.

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when i spent a few weeks in france i didn't see any woman under 60 that was hairy, and didn't encounter any non-homeless white people who smelled.

Spaghet

Velveeta

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>
>>Pretend to be parent
>>"Yea my kid ate ya'lls XYZ at a birthday party there and now won't shut up about it. Can I order take out?
>Proceed if possible and enjoy.
Implying he's there for the shit tier 'zza. Smfh bro.....

probably can adopt it to make cheese

roquefort
fite me faggots
AND its the best on pizza too

oldfash.com/institutional_kitting.html

one of the varieties of the set of cheese bars at the very bottom

if someone can find a site where i can buy these, i'll paypal some reward money, i fucking love that cheese

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Yeah I can relate. All French girls (and guy) in this picture but you can’t see their legs so...

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Aged smoked Gouda. Can't beat that shit.

based

its really what makes a philly cheesesteak authentic (and the amoroso roll).also they never wash the spatula they use, so im sure it adds to the flavor

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Muenster

This with some Hawaiian bread and roast beef

cant tell which one is the guy, cause that looks like rachel meadow's daughter in the back.

i was there in summer so lots of girls in shorts, still no hairy legs, in paris or at the beach i was at

and people were very nice, but that could have been because i spoke enough french to communicate and didn't act entitled to english

Manchego is so awesome.

Parmigiano Reggiano

Yes

*maddow*

Limburger

Colby Jack

Jesus Christ, Favreau...

You don't know anything about a sesame seed hero roll with hot roast beef, melted Swiss, sweated onions and mayo. Simple, but the tastiest damn sandwich you're ever gonna wrap your dicksuckers around

That's a weird looking cat

String cheese

Gimmicky.

I wish the french cared more about defending themselves instead of being cowards

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It's basically Spanish parmesan

Step into my office.

i like stinky blue cheese on club crackers

Fumunda cheese, fumunda my balls you dumb ass cunts!

Why?

Casting couch

To smell his cheese.

CUZ YOU'RE FUCKIN FIRED

Don't mind me. Just over here, being the best cheese in the history if time and creation.

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Port Salut

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The only Frenchy worth paying any attention to. I haven't been to France, but I've spent some time in Montreal. The French are insufferable, and their language sounds faggy when it's a man speaking it. It's such a feminine-sounding language. The constant cum-stuck-in-your-throat sound that the French language uses doesn't help with the gay-sounding language

I don’t get that.

AMERICAN

PUT IT ON EVERYTHING

This picture was taken in America. They’re foreign exchange students.

Ay, lemme get a wiz wit', and gimme a lager

I cheese cheese cheese you

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ahhh, cheese steak fan ay?

like wiz wit ay?

but with a lager? I think a cola is in order for this one mate

Fromunda. THE single GREATEST cheese known to man.

Piss off back to philly a useless place with useless lingo. If you expect me to use stupid lingo and stand in a line to order a stupid ass sandwich then you are fucked in the head.

Exactly. The only women who don’t shave they’re legs are feminists.

Nice

va te faire foutre, mec

Or stupid throwback drippy hippies.

This also proves that you’re very perverted.

no one gives a fuck about your stupid shit /pol/tard.Take your cancer somewhere else

The US had to save these niggas twice in less than 25 years from the same damn Germans. Literally the same ones. Like the commanders of the second war had been soldiers during the first war. Goddamn French, professional losers

Cantal cheese from Auvergne.

well of course, any difference between cheeses is a social construct caused by cheesist white men.

lol you're so deep in the closet it might just have a prolapse as big as your butt

So anyone that calls a nigger out for what it is or some democrat cunt like hillary for what it is can't speak here? Who the fuck you the arbitor of what's said on this board you socialist cunt?

Artisnal yak cheese from Ömnögovi

>talking about calling a nigger out with nigger-tier grammar and spelling errors

I’ve actually been to Auvergne. Pretty nice place.

i asked google translate how to say 'cheese eating surrender monkeys' and it said 'singes capitulants mangeurs du fromage'. the words are right but i don't think that's really a valid phrase...

That’s like saying Americans are “gun toting fat pigs”

Eh, I lived in Philly for about 7 years. Cheesesteaks and the strong metal/hard rock scene is all that city's got going for it. And, well, maybe the traffic is better than my hometown of NYC. But everything else sucks. All their teams suck, the Philly PD are the biggest bunch of violent crooks I've ever met (seriously, they put the NYPD to shame in terms of corruption and abuse), everyone is on dope, SEPTA is a giant pile of shit, Rittenhouse Square is hipster cuckland that I had to walk through every day for work, and Philadelphians are the cockiness, most arrogant bunch of fucks on the planet but never fucking accomplish anything of note. The place is a general shithole of a town.

But those steaks, though. It's the only thing that keeps me coming back a couple times a year. Go out to Philly on a weekend, see friends and family, grab a steak, get shit drunk, and GTFO in time to make it to work on Monday

The big black guy who works the grill at Jim's on South St will skip you if you're standing at the counter and taking too long to order. You better know wtf you want and say it quick, grillnigger has a lot of work to do

Goat cheese is the best.

Swiss is the basest cheese tbh.

Lol, this commie faggot nigger comes back an hour later to respond to a post that everyone forgot about. Retard. We're in here talking about cheese, Alexandria. Fuck off.

That's due in part because French doesn't use gerunds. Eating is eat I eat he eats she eats. J'mange I am eating or I eat. They don't describe the action as it takes place.

SEPTA can't possibly be worse than MTA subways, like how weekend/non-rush-hour service has been so atrocious it's driven overall ridership down, so they decided now is a good time for a fare increase.
i'm going enter through the emergency exits every time i can now in protest of that and them turning those useless fucking sirens back on

I see no misspelled words. Just one missing word and a couple missing commas. Far from nigger-tier. Just regular typos that anyone could make. If he was posting like a true nigger, his post Wood L00k Sumfin Lik Dis & Be Mosly Indec1ferable (just kidding, niggers wouldn't know a six-syllable word like "indecipherable"). Fuck off, Grammar Nazi SJW niggerloving commie faggot

wouldn't the present participle do that.. en mangeant?
i was nearly fluent but haven't spoken it in like 12 years now

good story mate

I haven't been to Philly yet but I do want a good cheesesteak once in my life.

it's arbiter, not arbitor.

blue cheese

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cave aged gruyere. Duh.

nothing can beat marbled chedda cheese hoooo boy gimme summa dat grilled cheese sandwishes and a tumatuh soop

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mandatory uncut fag. foh u nasty foreprick

Dickcheese

I can tell you that SEPTA is far worse than the MTA. I've spent enough time in my life riding both. The MTA sure as hell isn't perfect, but it beats SEPTA any day of the week. The trains are more reliable and come more frequently, the cars are more modern (although my opinion on this could be outdated by now, maybe SEPTA has upgraded in the last 8 years since I rode them daily), the trains are generally cleaner, the system is easier to navigate despite being so much bigger than Philly's, and the stations are generally safer than Philly's.

Some of that is just based on my personal preferences and experiences, but a lot of it is objective fact. NYC runs more trains at shorter intervals and the PA system in the modern cars are easily heard and understood.

But this newest round of fare increases the MTA is pushing on riders yet again is some bullshit. The TWU is out of control with their demands, but they can get away with it because everyone knows the city would be crippled if the puic transit system shut down. The MTA illegally went on strike in 2004 or '05 for a couple of days, and the city shit itself. People couldn't get to work, traffic on the streets and highways became 1000x worse than it already is every day, and the entire state's economy suffered for over a year from the NYC transit shutdown that only lasted a few fucking days. The Transit Worker's Union knows this, and they use it to bulk the city and the taxpayers. It's bullshit, and they shouldn't have the ability to demand such outrageous pay scales and benefits and pensions that are bankrupting the system

>the cars are more modern
dude a lot of the cars on several lines are from 1964 (the R-32's, then R-42's from '69). fucking 55 years old. then like half of them are from the 70s. SEPTA uses trains in regular service even older? doubt it

reliability has gone down the toilet in the past decade; on-time performance is worse than ever, there's massive service disruptions every night and weekends (so bad many people have given up riding then like i was saying), major delays somewhere every day

cleaner might be true but would be pretty tough, our mobile homeless shelters we call the subway are pretty filthy and smell terrible

safer, yeah that's probably true, mainly because nyc is a lot safer than philly as a whole.

You misspelled albatross

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American is the best cheese

You can it put it on anything and it melts really good.

never once. dont do blue cheese, kids

You're a predictable faggot

all cheese is good

A nice bloomy camembert of course

because we surrendered only about 400k of us died out of the 50+ millions that died in ww2, I say it was the right decision

Yeah, the lesser used local lines in NYC like the 1 train and 7 train still use the ancient cars. But the express lines through Manhattan and several of the outer borough lines like the J and L use the new cars. And even the NYC buses have been started being upgraded. We've got electric hybrid buses with cushioned seats and USB ports to charge your devices with. Shit is sweet. I've never seen anything like that in Philly, but again, I haven't ridden SEPTA in ~8 years. Maybe some improvements have been made that I'm not aware of

Best for what?

Crackers, grapes, & wine: Brie
Ham sammy: Cheddar
Pizza: Mozzarella
Salad: Gorgonzola
Pasta: Parm

Etc, etc, etc.

Fight me, niggerlover

I don't care as long as it doesn't smell like puke or worse.

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Unironically sharp cheddar is the best. It's the most taste without the alienating flavor that comes with most cheeses. It melts well And can be used in everything.

Blu cheese

those sweet new buses are rare. only ever ridden one once.

...the usb ports are pretty useless though, they charge so slow a modern phone's battery still decreases in charge if you're using it at all at the same time. unless i just got a defective one. but they definitely don't support any quickcharge types, so still going to be useless in the time periods you're usually on the bus.

Invented by someone who was extremely hungry and low on supplies.

Surprisingly, a lot of the new buses are in the Bronx. They're all around Westchester Ave, Co-op City, and Fordham. Youd think they'd give all the new buses to midtown, but for whatever reason, you see them in the BX a lot more. Go figure.

And stoned.

That's how I discovered how delicious peanut butter and Capt'n Crunch sandwiches are