Come home to this every night after work

>come home to this every night after work
What do?

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Tell her to leave me some fucking pizza for once.

dump as many loads as I can in that fat cunt, before I have to go back to work.

Have many babies.

Call the fucking cops. She can't keep breaking in.

Sure she can. She just barrels through the wall like the fucking Kool-Aid Man.

Mmmmmmmmmm she can suck my twinkie off any day.

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sauce mang

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Harpoon The Beast

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Stop taking selfies by candlelight.

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Ask her why she has two phones & what’s that whole other convo going on...?

>>come home to this every night after work

Put in a LOT of overtime at work until the below works. While she has a pretty face, and great nipples, things below the boobs looks terrible.

Hide appetite suppressant pills, in the food in the refrigerator.

I tend to prefer the looks of trimmer, healthier women. But I have to say that it feels GREAT to be underneath a large, warm woman.

buy her a fitbit and encourage her to change her diet

One thousand keks

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If you dont want her pass her to me brother, she looks like she can pay the bills on her own. One man's trash is another man's treasure.

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leave, id never marry a fat pig like that

Find my tools and fix that damned shower head

you can only make one at a time

Are you fuckin sorry ?!

bloody mary would be too scared to show up

Tel her fat ass to stop eating

if you read this in a pirate's accent, it takes on a much different meaning

Go half on a pint of Häagen-Dazs with i her before her black bull comes over. Then prep him with my ass and mouth

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What was her name again?

Europa

>my fucking sides

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Mal Malloy

Never go home again

Id be cool with that fat ass and big hips

I'd run the fuck away or kill myself. That thing is a grotesque parody of the human form.

I'd fuck her after work every single day.

imagine marrying a slim woman, after a few years she gains weight and ends up looking like this.

what would you?

Be happy...
...very, very happy!
Only few are so lucky.

Go back to work

As long as she stays hot, like her in the pic, what's the problem?

>hot
>ham galaxy
nope