My fellow Uber and Lyft fags...

my fellow Uber and Lyft fags, what's the most fucked up and the most epic shit you've seen so far in your car or on the road?

I am in GA, fuck Atlanta.

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A dude having sex with a 12 year old boy.

real stories would be nice

>it isn't real

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>be me
>be uber driver
>2 years ago
>halloween night
>go to shitty bar in the bad part of town
>picking up a nigger because name is jamal
>drive in front of bar
>dwarf nigger in pimp suit comes out
>two latina women wearing nothing but duct tape follow
>nigger gets in front seat
>two female beaners get in back, drunk as all fuck
>dwarf nigger complains about seat being too short
>raises it to max
>he still cant see past the dash
>i own a ford fusion 2016 as a grocery getter
>hop on interstate and drive for a few miles
>hear gagging in back seat
>ohfuckno.jpg
>she opens the door and yaks onto the road as im driving
>some of it gets on the mat
>her sister follows suit, instead opting to vomit out the window
>nigger yells at them after i give him a hard glare
>he pulls out a 100 and tells me not to report this
>fine.jpg
>drop them off at thier stop a few minutes later
>nigger walks around to driver window while mexicunts are barfing
>he asks me for the money back
>tell him no
>drive off
>report him for what the girls did
>go spray off my car and plastic mats
>continue driving
>mfw the entire drive

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free weed

I had some asshole farting in this chicks face while she was slobbing his knob.Stank like a fucking stock yard. 1 star

that happens to me all the time
>live in california
>its basically given as a tip if i remark on how "good" they smell when reeking of the shit
>get nuggets here and there all the time

Ha lol. Nice user.