How do I get a girl to fart in my face?

How do I get a girl to fart in my face?

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Fart in hers first

Sounds fair.

First you gotta get the girl, virgin

take a condom an cut of te tip. force in to poop from there hole. blow as filling balloon into her colon. when happy, let lady frrrrrT in face!

Fine art of face farting. Be open and ask. Offer that you do It first. Prepare if it turns out to be liquid instead of gas.

Even if it is gas, prepare for it to smell a lot worse than you expected.

you ask her directly, Because you're a man and don't give a fuck about her reaction because she's the bitch .
But since ur asking the question i don't think you'll ever get anything from ain't shit females

Find a girl who thinks she's funny..
She thinks she's really funny..

find the sort of girl who you rent by the hour ;)

I want to see her destroyed by black

Same

The smell from that must be amazing.

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I'd suck the farts out of that. That's how you do it.

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Farts smell like shit, why is this even a thing?

what kind of messed up girlfriend did you have

Go in your mall and stand in escalators up and down the whole day and pray?

Because it is the first step to having a coprophilia fetish. Think of it as coprophilia light.

Damn more?

Fuck a girl really hard in her pussy for queefs and in her ass for farts. Fuck her for awhile then make her position herself in 69, spread her ass apart and guarantee farts and or queefs will come out right near your face.

Literally that simple, tried and battle tested by me

Stand behind her, wait for a moment like this, pretend to drop your phone and take a quick sniff on the way up. It's that simple.

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Find a girl on fetlife

How can a bad smell come out of that heavenly ass? It doesn't seem possible.

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Fucking jew

Imagine sucking a log out of her arse.

Tell her you require more vespene gas.

I'd sprinkle that turd with rosemary and eat it for breakfast.

Mmhm delicious...who is that sexy creature in the OP pic?

Try this.

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Would you smell her ass gas?

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let her read this thread, then...

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

I would live in her bathroom

I would pay £1000 to smell the toilet after she'd clogged it.