Would you rather be vegan or paralyzed from the waist down?

Would you rather be vegan or paralyzed from the waist down?

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Fuck both those options, cuck.

I'd rather be paralyzed from the waist down because, even then, I could still eat steaks and drive vegans crazy doing it.

Imagine having to use soya mince instead of actual mince.

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can i has sexy vegan gf who does all my vegan cooking?

No.

No. You can have a fat feminist bitch tho who makes exactly half of the food.

lol you mean your skeleton anorexic dying gf?

>implying vegans can't get fat

Does my sick still work if I chose paralyzed

Yes but you can't feel it.

It’s not about being fat, it’s about nutrients defiency and bad health, dumbass

Besides fat and carbs, what nutritional deficiency would cause bone to visible?

That's a hard choice you have to choose the pleasure of sex over the pleasure of good tasting food I think I'd go vegan I'm sure you would get use to it eventually and maybe be able to make some okish tasting food but no dick feeling I dont think you could make that any better

If you don’t supply enough proteins/nutrients to your body, the body cannibalizes itself
I can’t believe i’m explaining this basic biological concept to some fucking retard

I don't know, probably when I'm older

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>would you rather do a good thing and live a healthy life by sticking to veggies
>or would you like to become a fucking vegetable yourself and be nothing but a burden on society

kek only Yea Forums would discuss this

It causes muscle loss and increases fat so it doesn't cause bone to be visible. And if you don't realize that you can get protein from plants, you're the retard. Chickpeas, lentils, peas and whole wheat pasta are good sources of protein. And that's not even mentioning how easy is to get hold of things like tofu and faux meat.

Hmmm. Is it better to be dead from the waste down, or the neck up...?
I think I'll just kms.

How the hell do you increase fat when the body is taking its nutrients from LEAN MUSCLES
also, i know that there are vegetable sources of proteins but your body has evolved to favor animal proteins above anything else

Your body has a hard time taking the nutrients from vegetable proteins

I'd rather be nicknamed Wheels than Faggot

Because there's more nutrients than just protein? Like fat, carbs and water.

Just look up protein deficiency.

>your body has evolved to favor animal proteins above anything else
>Your body has a hard time taking the nutrients from vegetable proteins
it's true. that's why vegans need to eat more of the plant-based and it's not as easy as eating meat but that's okay. No vegan decides for this lifestyle because of comfort.

id rather be a vegan

there are plenty of people more athletic than me who are vegan so surely it wont have much effect physically

then its taste vs being paralyzed and im not such an obese sweaty that i would favour the former