Y-You're breaking up with me? Why?

Y-You're breaking up with me? Why?

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she's cute

There needs to be a why?

Because I'm trash and your not, you can do much better.

Because I must answer a higher calling.

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I thought you were a dude. Boy was I wrong!

Because I must fulfill my Duty and you are scum of this earth.

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Hard to know why, but ill guess that its about not being true to one and other and esp yourself ..

Cos I know you really need a mighty black dick to satisfy you, not this tiny white dick of mine.

My duty is to my liege. Fare thee well maiden.

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