My toilet's been clogged for the past two weeks...

My toilet's been clogged for the past two weeks. I've literally tried everything except using chemicals that dissolve poop. Also, people who suggest plungers are into scat shit. Please recommend me some good chemicals that can get this shit taken care of and fast before I get kicked out of this place.

pic not related

Attached: clogged-toilet.jpg (629x850, 85K)

Probably should try the chemicals then, or just call a plumber

Use a plunger like normal fucking people you beta

you are fucking retarded. call someone to get your sewer pumped

I've also tried an auger but my was simply to thick and too hard to get that shit taken care of. what chemicals should I try?

Attached: clog.png (358x256, 141K)

Your place must smell like complete utter shit

Op I think you should just ignore he problem until someone else fixes it. Dope helps with this.

Attached: 22s5y9.jpg (274x407, 33K)

a plunger, fucktard. Failing that, just mix bleach and some other random cleaners. Should clear it right up.

I've tried bleach multiple times. I've poured so much bleach down there, I think I might have damaged some of the pipes.

Then I'd say it's time to call a professional. You're not gonna accomplish much on your own, and you'll probably have to get new pipes installed. Godspeed, toiletanon.

Sodium hydroxide. It's even called "drain cleaner". Should break down any organic crap in there. And a plunger, yeah.

You need a professional.

Attached: shit (6).jpg (600x646, 53K)

Bleach, ammonia and toilet bowl cleaner will do the trick.

All you have to do is put a rubber glove on and feel around the U bend. You'll find it's clogged there. Use your hand to scoop the poop and it should clear easily

Attached: shittest game.jpg (1080x1351, 224K)

A local man died from chlorine fumes while trying to unclog his toilet. Here's the story:
Yesterday was the first day Windber Borough Police Sgt. Rick Skiles didn't feel like an elephant was sitting on his chest he said.
Skiles responded to a 911 hang-up call 3:38 Monday afternoon to find that 68 year old James Battiste had died from poison gas fumes.
"I could see him lying there," Skiles said. I rushed to open the door and gave him CPR, but, as soon as I opened the door, I went down like somebody had hit me with a baseball bat across the legs."
Skiles said the effect of his exposure to the fumes lasted for two days.
What it does is acts in your lungs like congestive heart failure," he said.
The Windber man had mixed Liquid Plumber and he Works in an attempt to unplug an upstairs toilet Monday afternoon, Skiles said."
The combination proved lethal. Windber Fire Department aired out the building and transported Battiste to Windber Medical Center where he was pronounced dead at the scene.
His reported cause of death is chlorine gas poisoning.
Skiles said it appeared that the fumes sickened Battiste, so he made it downstairs to the phone, dialed 911 and passed out in his home along Railroad Street. "He didn't get any farther than that," Skiles said.
Skiles said he has never seen, or inhaled, anything like that before.
"It's sad because it wasn't necessary. He could have called a plumber, read the labels. You can't mix that kind of stuff."********
This story appeared in our local paper The Somerset Daily American.
I've unclogged a lot of drains where customers have attempted various chemical remedies. I never gave too much thought about dying from the fumes....

Then this faggot appears. Bleach with ammonia makes mediocre amount of chlorine. Enough to irritate, not nearly enough to kill. If you actually want to kill someone like this tell them to mix hydrochloric acid with swimming pool sanitiser. That might actually produce life threatening amounts of chlorine, depending on volume of both reagents.

These. Use a plunger you weak beta fucking retard OP.

Try mixing ammonia with bleach. All problems solved plus bonus crystals.

fake news

just drop some pure sodium in there and it will all get taken care of.

Weak was troll doesn't even know how toilets work.

Call a plumber

ZEP liquid heat. You can get it at Home Depot. I use is when my excessive body hair starts clogging up the shower. Ten minutes and it's good as new. Also worked on my toilet after a house party when it was clogged.

I hate when people.mix liquid plumber and He works...
Don't do it kids

Then this faggot appears

Get a large garbage bag, put it over a stick or your arm and go to town on it. You'll get it sorted one way or another

Plumber here

Does the water drain slowly or not at all?

Does your sink have problems draining?

Do you hear any gurgling or bubbling sounds when it is draining?

Do you have access to a large pot of water, like a large soup pot?

I thought Neanderthals were extinct

Follow up questions

For real do you take massive shits that are dense?

Do you pot tampons or paper towels down the toilet?

Do you use heroin?

No....how the fuck do you think they made all those windmills and legalized weed? Fucking summer here.

>log
Underrated. Kek

Get a drink can. Empty the insides. Take a bowl and mix aluminium powder and rust powder in a 1 to 1 ratio. Mix well but be carefull not to cause too much heat. Put the mix in the can and get either an electric spark plug ( you can use a light bulb just smash the glass without fucking up the filament ). Put lightbulb in powder and attach wire. Put can in the toilet. Light the bulb. This should release a bit of heat to unclog your shitter.

Try chemicals that dissolve poop.

Plunger is the best way. Pls post livestream.

Be a fucken man and stick your hand down there. If your hand too big then find a kid to do it for you.

dump all the drugs you have into the toilet bowl, that should work

Attached: 1111diss.jpg (447x589, 43K)

the ratio is not 1:1

thats a horrible plan

Attached: 1529272727694.jpg (604x599, 69K)

Take another massive shit in clogged shitter. The new shit will dissolve the old shits.

This,
I need to jerkoff.

>put wire of a bulb into electrically conducting powder

Nigger, thats not how EBWs are made.

What OP should do INSTEAD is mix fine(very fine) iron powder with sulfur powder, then OP should burn the powder, then he should put the burned remains of the shit into the toilet bowl, then dump two liters of 97% sulfuric acid down into the bowl and inhale the fumes.

Attached: faggot.gif (420x240, 386K)

Then this faggot appears. I can go all night user

And then these nigger cock sucking newfags appear.

chlorine and bleach makes chloramine, not chlorine, so youre both faggots.

Attached: 1548489120578.jpg (800x723, 87K)