I like my coffee how I like my women

I like my coffee how I like my women....

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flat and white

this

Pointlessly artistic ?

black and bitter?

lukewarm and not sweet enough?

Ground up and boiled thoroughly?

To quote Black Hawk Down.....

Not too fine and not too course.....

With my dick in it. Yeah I'll just exit Yea Forums

Coarse.... forgive my shithouse spelling

So green coffee guys are pedos, and yerba mate guys are what? Zoophiles?

No, you're right where you belong. Welcome home.

Normie Lib Tards what else?

fine, brown aged for years and shoved in my basement

i like my coffee the way i like my women... asian

upon further reflection this comparison doesnt actually work very well

Smuggled in from columbia with a pound of complimentary cocaine

Blonde and a bit thin served up by a degenerate. Like at Starbucks?

cold, tasteless and overpriced like fuckin donut king

hot and wet

I... I dont drink coffee...