How do i convince girls to fart in my face?

I'm going to assume you've never been with a woman before. A fart smells like a fart, regardless of gender.

no, never. and im 20

They stink like shit. Sometimes eggs, sometimes just got garbage. Rarely they don't smell at all but that's a gamble you don't want to lose when you're nose is deep in her fart box.

it's not really about the smell itself but the crude act. seems hot

Do you think this fatty is enjoying what she inhales?

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>man of shad

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probably, otherwise she wouldn't be doing it

you or the grill?

>shadman
(sidenote: I had no idea Shadman did other fetish material)

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I love this pic of Zelda being forced to smell her own ass gas.

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what, he only does incest, traps, straight shota, loli and beastiality, with the recent rise in the opularity of fart, is it any wonder he drew some art of it?

so if i get a gf, how do i convince her to fart in my face? should i try tricks, like farting in her face first so she does it to me as revenge?

Which of those brap holes would you prefer?

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right, the left one seems a little stretched to me

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how do I convince girls NOT to

go back to your cuck fantasy then, judgmental prick

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i never jerked off to cartoons.
>also, posting that mary sue
yes, your gf clearly makes you watch while he has sex with other men

dude just cup ur hand over ur asshole next time u let one rip and quickly throw ur hand into your face, like im talking split seconds quickness, it fuckin burns. my sister used to fart cup me and it sucked

>my sister used to fart cup me
degenerate

ya she was an absolute cunt

sounds like some obese, ugly cunt. one of the reasons why i like brapps is because of how girls try to hide it and how ashamed of they are of it

Stop being such a fucking degenerate.

Was making out and having gf smother her ass in my face once.
>Don’t be afraid to fart if you need to
>”I’m not doing that.”
>okay...

Fuckingfeelsbadman.jpg

She made fun of me for that shit for months after, When she would let out the nastiest fucking smelling farts and say “You wanted that in your face.”

she wasnt obese, she was just really tomboyish and an all around asshole,

OH NO NO NO NO

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For fucks sake, take it from someone who’s into it, Don’t pretend like you like it. Because 9/10 girls will be grossed out or refuse to.

Pro tip-
Get a goofy girl who’s already playful as fuck. Wrestle and if she has her ass in your face say not to fart. Always act like you don’t like it. Genuinely only way to probably go about it and save face.

thanks, user. exactly what my plan was. i was thinking about dutch ovening my gf if she acts like a cunt, then sort of letting her do it to me as revenge while pretending i hate it

Good game plan. I will say it’s hotter in porn but can still be really hot in real life, especially if you’re already into ass worship, etc.

Ahhhh yes, Time for another story.

>Be me
>Have cousin who’s tomboyish but cute
>Family goes out to shop on the town. Decide to stay behind & so does she
>playing scribblenauts fuck yeah
>in basement area
>cousin comes down
>user what are you doing?
>Playing a game you wouldn’t be good at
>takes it as challenge
>Her- Oh yeah?

please continue

i am into ass worship

how did you recover from that?

>Wearing tight jeans
>She watches me play for a few min
>Make some Cthulhu and blob fight while I dress Maxwell in a tux
>Draw myself a pistol to kill them both with
>irrelevant as fuck
>”This game doesn’t look hard at all...
>Yeah, Well you’d suck at it! You’re a girl!
>*knowing in my head it’d Piss her off, as she’s tomboy*
>”Gimme that!”
>Half-assed tug of war DS
>She takes it and runs while giggling, ass bouncing in her jeans all the while
>Fuckingdummymyplanisinfulleffect.jpg

I didn’t... it was embarrassing as fuck and she lost some respect from me over that shit I’m sure, we were close as hell so it wasn’t like we stopped coming over or fucking after that, but the whole rest of that day was awkward.

so she knew you were a degenerate fart fetishist lol?

>Her- Runs into unfinished area of basement where a DIY fort was made
>Have to crawl on arms & legs to get into entrance
>Chase her towards it
>She’s running in circles giggling as I half assed chase her
>Eventually runs and gets into the fort, Only about halfway because the shit isn’t made for her or I
>Lower half of her body is sticking out
>*trip and fall.smashbrosmp4*
>Fake as fuck and she may have known
>pointofnoreturn.wav
>She starts giggling even harder as my face lands in her ass
>She starts giggling even harder
>Act disgusted fakingly
>”Oh my god your face was all in my ass”
>Just give me back my DS you’re gonna did you don’t know what you’re doing you’re just a stupid girl!!!

We’re all degenerates. I played it off every time she brought it up after as just a “spur of the moment” thing and said I couldn’t believe I asked her to all the time after that. If she did know, She never accused or said it

>on Yea Forums
>tries not to tell someone to be a degenerate

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>Tell her I’m getting my DS back even if I have to come in there and get it
>She teasingly sticks her ass up in the air and says “Come get it then”, Giggling even more
> Try to push my head to the right of her ass to get into fort
>FuckScribblenautsThisAssIsStinkyAndGreat.mov
>She uses her legs and feet to trap my face in her ass
>”Oooh wait right there I think I feel a fart”
>Act afraid and desperately albeit fake try to get my face free from her as
>*Braaaaap*
>*Try to inhale as much as possible discretely*
>Act disgusted and try to break free from her feet, ass, And legs even more
>”How’s that smell user? Hahahahaha”

Can continue if there’s interest

>on Yea Forums

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yes, please

keep going

Ufff, moar please.

>shadman

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There is interest.

Wow didn’t expect to see much more demand. Then again. This is Yea Forums... it’s 100% true, And before anyone asks, Fuck no I will not be sharing pics of said cousin. Years down the road I tried more and things have since become awkward as hell and we don’t reallt talk anymore. Gimme a Sec, will type it out but I’m at work.

>posting brapp stories at night shift

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bump

>Me- Oh my god you farted in my face! It stinks what do you think??
>Her- Giggling uncontrollably
>I said I want my DS back
>”How do I make more people on here?”
>You have to click the book in the top right corner. I told you girls suck at games like this
>”I’m gonna make a fart monster, giggles”
>You can only make objects that are programmed in the game.
>I said I want my DS back, there’s a level on the story mode I wanna beat before *insert male cousins name here” gets back.
>”Well you’re gonna have to teach me how to play first, Or stay out there with my butt! Giggles”
>Oh no, I’m getting in there.
>Once again tries to get into fort opening with face, after half assed trying to go in hands-first
>Her- *Giggles more* No you’re not getting in here!!!
>*She scoots more in*
>Basically just ass and feet exposed now in crouching position
>”It’s really tiny in here”
>Duh, It’s made for someone way smaller than you.

Cont....

>shadman
Kill yourself OP

This is my life now... I’m going to some chicks house an hour away to have her smother me with her ass tomorrow. Long ass drive, But I’ve set things up towards that over Snapchat all week.

>She wants to go to the mall
>And steak dinner
>NofucksgivenbecauseIgetass.png

yeah your time spent posting autistic fart porn cartoons is much more valuable

so cringe xd

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im into brapps but for some reason listening to bitches talk about what they ate always grossed me out

problem?

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>Irrelevant bs talk about Scribblenauts 1, Eventually say some stupid shit about massaging her if she gives it back
>”Uh well you’re not massaging my back so you can rub my feet.”
>*Start rubbing her feet, Occasionally leaning down to sniff & catch a whiff of her ass”
>BonerIsAtFullMast.Sailboat
>Her asscrack is hanging slightly out at the top but she doesn’t fix it
>Ass still looking amazing in the jeans
>Continue complaining about wanting DS back while rubbing her feet
>”Yeah no you’re still not getting it back. How do I make this farmer kill the chicken?”
>Just type in Blob, That monster kills everything.
>As a matter of fact just give me my DS back already!!!
>DevisePlan.Mp4
>playfully grab her leg
>”Hey!!!! Let go of me user!!”
>Starts kicking like crazy and kicks me in the face
>Let go, But she’s farther out now with her ass and legs again
>I’m gonna wrestle that DS from you if you don’t give it back!!!

Cont....

Nah I'd rather jack off to shad art

Same, Never like to hear them talk about eating beans or some shit. Poop also greatly grossed me out, Instant boner kill if she mentions having to take a dump or something after brapping

So fucking hot

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>”You can’t wrestle me my dad taught me how to kick boys butts!”
>Yeah well you’re not a boy you can’t beat me!!!
>Once again pull move where I try to get into fort opening headfirst
>MyPlanIsGenius.gov
>She grabs my head with her legs and feet
>Slams it directly into her ass and holds it there again
>Fein struggling to break free
>At this point she probably has caught onto the idea I’m into it
>”Hmmmm I thought you said I couldn’t beat you at wrestling huh? My butt sure can”
>Just mumble because my face is in her ass
>”Hold on a second”
>She sets the DS down on the cold white tile of the basement
>Unbuttons pants
>PreCumIsInFullEffect.mp3
>DiamondHammerDick.png
>She pulls them down just barely over her asscheeks
>Actually pretty uncomfy, Neck is now resting on her jeans that were brought down
>Body freezing fucking cold from laying on the cold tile
>She had in leopard print panties, Also super tight just like her jeans
>All while this is happening I’m half assed pretending to break free
>She goes back to creating chickens and dinosaurs and shit on scribblenauts

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Continue??? Interest?? Wasting time at work but I don’t have shit better to do. Just don’t want to type out all this for nothing. Lurkers speak up

Yup. I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing this shit right here.

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NEED more

Waiting...

why would she do this if she herself wasn't into it?

pleae continue, and don't get fired

yes nobba, tell me all the details of your cuz's ass and her brapps

because its a fake story

probably, regardless i want to hear the ending

Originally it was my sister putting her ass in my face and farting when I was trapped under the bed when I was little that sparked this whole brappp fetish of mine. Cousin just reinforced it. Anyways...

>At this point, A good 5 or more minutes have passed during this whole situation
>To this day have not smelled an ass I enjoyed more
>Faint cinnamon type smell, really earthy & hard to describe, Also hot as fuck slight brappp smell
>For context she was skinny, no tits, but with a big ass, again also cute as fuck in the face, still is til this day
>Face firmly in ass with her feet and legs holding it there, Her feet smelled so good too
>Nose planted directly between ass cheeks
>”Hmmm I think I feel another fart coming...”
>Act panicked and try to fein breaking free again
>Her stomach caves in and she pushes her ass even farther into my face
>*Braapppppp*
>Fully break free after she does it, don’t want her to realize 100% for sure that I’m into it
>”Giggles uncontrollably”
>Give me back my DS!!!!!!
>And stop farting in my face!
>”I guess you can play your stupid level before *insert cousins name* gets back. This game is so lame anyways.”
>You just don’t know how to play it, It’s a great game. Girls just don’t get it
>She pulls her pants back up, Has to tug hard to pull up over her ass
>”Whatever, I’m gonna go jump on the tramploine.”
>Finally get my DS back
>She does out of the unfinished area of the basement and back upstairs
>I roll over on my back looking at the single few lightbulbs on the ceiling
>Wait until I hear the door shut at the top of the stairs
>PantsDrop.wav
>JackOffTilICumBUCKETS.com

She’s made me lick her feet before too. Don’t know if there’s interest in that. Naturally at some point she got weirded out that I liked doing that shit and that we were cousins. So it all kind of stopped and yeah, Shit is awkward and we don’t talk anymore.

It isn’t. Not sure how I can prove it, It happened years and years and years ago. Why would I make up the fact her and I don’t talk and it’s awkward now?

I paraphrased a lot of parts, Due to memory being shoddy from shit loads of pot smoke, dxm, whip its, psychedelic drug abuse... And it being so many years ago. If you fuckers really want I MIGHT find a picture of her to share... skeptical as fuck since I don’t want that shit getting back to me.

not a fan of feet, but that's hot if it's true, i kind of don't understand where you were trapped or what she crawled through

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just crop her face out and post a pic of her ass, curious how big it was. also, you can tell me about your sister's farts too

because its an excuse to not show pictures

Like I said it was an unfinished part of the basement. It was a “fort” made by my grandpa out of wood 2x4’s, with blankets, Pillows etc added by family members.

The entrance to it was basically the size of a small doghouse entrance.

You don't have to prove anything, even if it's fake it's still a great story =)

Kek

No, more like an excuse because I don’t want you crazy fucks to find her instagram or Facebook and say hey your cousin is share your old farting stories for other degenerates to enjoy on Yea Forums.

It isn’t fake! But thank you. Very rarely ever saw her since she lived states away. Only ever when I went to my grandparents. Always got horny as fuck in anticipation.

i get it now. and her ass and legs were sticking out? how does it make you feel that you're a filthy cousin ass sniffer? i don't blame you but that's got to be hard to handle

If her diet is particularly bad her farts can smell vomit inducingly rancid. Speaking from experience.

Uh. Well honestly when I’m jacking off it’s hot. But after. It’s kind of like when you watch some gross porn and just feel that sense of disgust like holy shit, what the hell is wrong with me. It’s definitley hard to handle since both her And my sister more or less want nothing to do with me, don’t talk to me, and always look down or away when I visit family. Don’t recommend.

what happened with your sister? and have you done this with gfs since?

I’ve done it with 2 girlfriends since. The first greentext in this thread is how one of those experiences went... not well. Like I said before I’ve been talking to this girl on Snapchat and I’m gonna be worshipping her ass tomorrow, hour long drive. Gonna see if I can get her to brapp in my face one way or another.

Ahhhh my sister is a bit of a Long story. She brapped in my face for years and didn’t know I liked it til probably halfway through those years. She was into it herself when she knew and purposely told me when she had to fart and would find me in the house so she could on my face.

Can confirm. If she eats frozen TV dinners, McDonald’s, overall shitty diet, they will smell like the bubonic plauge.

Sphagetti, fiber bars, and or broccoli farts are way better. Also speaking from years of experience.

that's quite odd behaviour from your sister, so i don't udnerstand why she's the one who doesn't want anything to do with you anymore, she didn't exactly help. have fun tomorrow with the ass worship.

i live in a small town so there's no way i could find a girl to brapp for me then disappear and never see her again, one of my friends has to hide at uni now because of some girl he hooked up with at a club and she wanted to start a long term relationship kek.

hopefully i can go ro birmingham and find some thot there that i will never see again

She was and still is a little whacky in the head like myself, So that sort of explains why she obliged me by doing it for a while, but after I moved out I guess her feelings changed on it and now things are just awkward and weird. Many many hot stories from that though. I wouldn’t say it’s worth ruining a sibling/family relationship though where you’re no longer even really able to talk to them. And will do.

You may just have to do some driving to another town... MeetMe, Tindr, Whisper, And bumble are all possible candidates if you need to find a girl to brappp in your face and ghost her after. Lmao. There’s the ones that got away, and the ones that always wanna stay like your friends hookup girl.

PINK EYE

Particulate fecal matter causes infections. Getting shit in your eyes.

Not practical.

sucks that your relationship with your sister is ruined.

how would i even approach the brapp subject on tinder? once i hook up with her i should ask her about the most degenerate fetish she has then i'd tell her mine?

would only want to do it with safe girls.

why would i get shit in my eyes though?

Lol I’ve never gotten pink eye and had my face farted in hundreds of times by girls, it’s safe when it’s not bare assed and it’s not On your eyes...

Indeed but fuck it I’ve made countless awful life choices. Drugs especially.

Whisper is 100% user and is the better bet if you’re gonna flat out bring out the Brappp fetish. As far as tindr, definitley start moreso with just focusing on her ass and never stop complimenting it, etc. I’d avoid saying it over text or tindr honestly, sounds like a quick way to get unmatched. Maybe wait til you have sex with her normally and wrestle with her or something and make passive jokes for her to not brapp in your face when her ass is in your face.

Doesn’t piss I.E Golden showers also give bad side effects?

what is whisper? when i google it only tampons come up.

it seems to me that saying the opposite of what i truly want is the answer. i'll worship her ass defninitely, then try to move from there

Lmao, Never knew whisper was a tampon company... it’s an app, it’s on the App Store. It’s addicting. I got banned for life after trolling a shit load while I was high one night but it’s a great place for degenerates to meet chicks. May not have a ton of luck if you’re in a small town, have to check to see for sure.

More or less. When a girl is horny, she’s way more likely to be less disgusted by brappps I’ve found, but when she’s not, She looks back and finds it gross or weird. So acting like you don’t like it’s a good bet. Idk your preference but bigger chicks are not only easier, but more gassy, nerdy, and receptive weird fetishes in my hookups experience.

oh, i'd definitely be going for the chubbier girls. as long as she has a big butt and likes brapping, i'm happy. of course that's not the criteria i'd use for real relationships

OP here, I'm gonna be going to sleep now as it's 4AM here in Britain, thank you everyone for the responses, wish i could stay longer bit i'm falling asleep and cant stay up too long

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get a female friend and make her think your gonna kill yourself, then ask her to

lol. i dont think that would work

>shadman
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