I nearly l did it Yea Forums.. but I was too scared by stupid laws

Kek enjoy prison loser

If LARP, kill yourself
If not LARP, do what you feel.
20 years in prison isn't that long.
In some cultures, it wouldn't be condemned; and if she's as mature as you seem to think she is..she might not cry rape.

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As an ephebophile, I'm jealous as fuck.

Sounds like you already broke the law. All she has to do is open her mouth or you’re fucked

>As an ephebophile
>As a male*

nice word faggot

Just do it you fuckhead, I know someone who was 21 when he hooked up with his 14 year old girlfriend and they're about to celebrate their 30th anniversary.

If you don't know the definition of pedophile then you are likely too young or stupid to be on Yea Forums.
>and that's saying alot about you

Just bang my current gf was 16 when I met her, I was 20, now I’m living with her

>OP is 20ish
>Girl is 14

Nine
One
Fucking
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this thread pops up more than op's dick when he imagining the scenario

I'm not reading your wall of text bait, whatever it's about I hope it ends with someone an hero. Then post here

Around mid but Why is this important

Kill. Yourself.

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This

TL;DR OP is a pedo

How is tickling a teen breaking the law

OP, not gona judge you. Just stop it, you'll get thrown in jail and be fucked by NIGGERS everyday, all day.
Best case scenario, you'll suck a rednecks cock.
Is a teenage pussy worth it? Nope.
She's a child godamnit

>dilussional

>around mid
>20-24, early
>25-29, late
Pick one.

FUCKING DO IT YOU FOOL, IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL REGRET NOT DOING IT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. TEAR HER UP IN EVERY HOLE IMAGINABLE SPREAD YOUR SEED INTO EVERY CREVICE OF HER BODY AND MAKE HER YOURS

He lives in a fantasy land where women are always the victim and can do no wrong

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Da fuck is "herbs just fall?"

I'm 35 and work with several hot girls between the ages of 15 and 17. If I knew I could get away with it (and, of course, if they actually wanted me), I'd mess around with them in a second.

As a rule of thumb for me, if I don't wanna get caught doing something stupid, then don't do something stupid.
No matter how mature someone may seem, you never know what's gonna happen..
Otherwise I'd talk with all seriousness with her about it, the dangers, the stigma, make sure she completely understand un every way how something going wrong may end for both of you

OP, I study law, and depending on your state tickling and grinding is beyond what is requires to constitute statutory rape. In Wyoming holding hands with a minor can be enough if they're young enough to not legally consent. You need to gtfo of there, end that shit, and stop or you're gonna be some biker named Rodney's girlfriend every night til she's of age.

Reported to the
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Stab yourself until you are no longer consisting of life pulse

Do it. You'll never get that chance again, she's fucking throwing herself at you and you're not doing shit about it. I come back to this site after a year and it's just a bunch of fucking pansies on here, fuckin bored is gone.
I'll put it this way...the only reason you posted on here is because you wanted someone to tell you to do it so you'd feel less guilty. So, here you go, do it.

Just be smart, OP. If you really care about her your best bet is to be the adult, because you are. Do not cut her out of your life over this it will fuck up her self esteem. If anything like this happens again, stop it gently, and have a mature talk about the laws and society and age. Let her down softly, explain that you still really care about her. Be a buddy, be a role-model. If, over the next few years, she doesn't move on to another guy then maybe thats great but she is young and full of hormones, she is still growing. You want to keep her close because you do care about her and she does care about you and, especially if her father isn't present for whatever reason, it is good for her to have a healthy older man in her life while she is growing. At the same time, no matter how you or her feels, if anything beyond cuddling/tickling occurs between you it can only harm you. At best the stress of keeping it secret will be straining, and at worst the legal problems will ruin your life and mess hers up a bit as well (not as much though).

I believe in you OP, I believe you can be smart and mature about this.

If you're both single in 5 years it'll still look weird but be perfectly legal.

In 10 years no one would blink an eye.

You can't make her wait though, it would be unfair to her as a developing young person. If she does wait, that's great, but like I said, she is full of hormones and still developing so chances are that eventually she'll get over this, which is also fine.

If you actually care about her, this is one of the rare times that getting "friendzones" is good. She is a child you are an adult and even if a romantic relationship doesn't develop, that is fine. It is immensely fulfilling to watch a young person grow up knowing that you were an older friend and positive role-model.

I'm a middle school teacher and I've been in similar situations. Just be mature and responsible.

Gonna end up on a watchlist for downloading this.
If you live in green, blue, or pink have fun. Anywhere else, goodluck in jail.

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Good job posting this online

It's pretty common knowledge that for less than legal thrills that you'd just need to head on down to mexico
Just do your research beforehand so you don't get scammed or honeypotted

OP is obviously at a public internet cafe, posting behind 7 proxies.

Hebeb

Sexual tourism is a federal crime.

i want to tell you to do it but also, she definatly gon tattle on you

you'll regret not doing it. Chances of getting caught are slim to none.

You're a fucking moron, and you should feel bad.

I'm not a fag or nothin, but like, I fantasize way to often about being passed around in prison. Why fight it? I don't think my "pride" is worth getting broken fucking bones just to get fucked anyway. I'd more likely just embrace the bitch role during my sentence and survive just fine. The problem is that I can't myself thinking about it when jerking off lately, even though nothing about the male body is particularly "attractive" too me and I've never looked at a guy and thought "damn that's good stuff". Even in relationships with women I tend to be sexually dominant, I like to fuck as hard and as rough as they can handle it.

What the fuck is wrong with me lol, I've never been attracted to men, I love to fuck girls hard enough to make them practically cry, but now when I jerk off I fantasize about b\getting passed around the prison shower or having a literal line form up outside my cell.

damn moar dude

Just fuck her you absolute pussy.
As long as you don't leave a "paper" trail it's just "he said, she said" which any judge will throw out. The only reason all these fuckhead teachers get caught fucking students is because they text each other and the phone company had a record of it.

Just exercise one single iota of common sense and you are golden.

copypasta trash kys

What state do you live in?

Is it really though?

>She was literally grinding on me
she's gonna tell her parents you fucked her
so you might as well do the crime since you are going to do the time

If this was a story about some 14 year old dude bangin his hot 20 year old neighbor chick, all these faggots demonizing you would be cheering for you. They're either jealous, or faggots. So just do it if you're both willing. The laws are going to progress and catch up to the 21st century very soon so. Just go for it.

Literally every one way back when would do this to go fuck whore of legal age
It's a fucking tv trope for gods sake

There's one in particular who's 15, super petite brunette (couldn't be but 4'10'') but has the curves like a girl years older. She's my favorite, but there are at least three others (two of them sisters, one 17 and one 16) that I have difficulty keeping my eyes off of.

This is surprisingly normal and rational opinion wtf

It's not worth it user

People over 13 like you breeding all the time is literally what causes cancer.
Stop spreading disease.
Sterilize yourself
Pic related

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Yea Forums is old, some of us grew up.

Let her initiate everything, OP. Go with the flow if you like it. Be straightforward if you don't.
She's probably considerate enough to know the predicament you're in and to keep these interactions confidential. Try to give at least the same courtesy.

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keep it going on kik user?

That's a fancy way of saying nonce

>but officer she came onto me

thats not gonna hold up in court

Shit logic

>there are only two genders and 5 kinds of kid fucker

incels.txt

Citation needed

This works.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kp1bZEUgqVI

*hebephile

Are you saying there are more than 2 genders?

Whats your job?

shut up nerd go back to jerking off to hentai

DONT LISTEN ANY OF THESE FAGGOTS OP
THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

first you gonna find your balls and control yourself
second keep getting more close to her
third you gonna have to keep brainwashing her
all you can
once she hit 18 she will be your drone slave
now slow down just dont jump into her right now
now guide her like the "i just turn 18 now fuck me hard" that she will be if you play your cards right
then start fucking her all the way in
but dont just do raw sex you have to teach her to know her body she would be more depend of you
the trick is the brainwash
the more she thin you are a god the better
also if you are now fit start working out that helps a lot
i telling you gurantee the best sex slave you would ever have in your life
the same happend to me to long ago

Good advice?
In this shithole?

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If you're gonna take the chance my might as well go all the way, with no protection and finish inside her

kys pedo

If you smash, you're gonna be getting smashed by bubba and the skin heads for the next 5 to 10 in state prison. Answers simple- avoid her til shes legal age, then you can drill her anyway you like. Don't fuck up your life for a wet hole, user.

I'm a waiter. The girls in question are hostesses.

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Don't do it user, you had your chance. Rub one out

Hmmm...Soo...he was behind that..!?

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Please help me bros... I got texts recently from her and I need to know how to respond.

I do really like her.

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right now sause plz

props for putting so much effort into a LARP

play slow talk to her that you love her and all but she still to young that you will wait for her
young girls like that shit keep praising her

Tell her anything romantic or sexual is out of the question

But should I still tell her I have feelings for her? I really do love her and don't want her to be heartbroken if I say no

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I think we need pictures at this point, OP. Blotch her face out if needed.

Stick around for 4 years, focus on education and well being, when you're 18 I'll kiss you and we will be together, and if you change your mind over the next 4 years then no harm done. What do you say? Champ.

Love is fleeting jail time is not

Didn't you already tell her you like her? Also fuck her feelings if you say no, your legal standing is on the line. She'll understand.

muh nigga. You in. :D

any candids?

Hey OP, look here, Idiot

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must suck being a child fucker, if anyone around you found out you'd have your life burned down and probably forced into suicide all for something you cant control

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dude, you make too much sense. are we in the twilight zone?

Just tell her you really like her and you want to meet her. It's not rocket science you know.

ask her if she wants you to go to jail.

>What should I do Yea Forums? Please help me
If you don't fuck her you will regret it for the rest of your life user.
If you do fuck her and teeat her right/how she wants
She will never tell anyone and you will be fine. Hell if someone figures itbout she will most likely keep them from turing it into a legal matter, or any conflict for that matter.
Food for thought user.
Give her a wonderful night user.
Youbwill be glad youbdid.