Does anyone here have any experience in bare-knuckle fighting with sea creatures?
So far I've only fought smaller sea creatures, such as jellyfish, turtles and crayfish. Won all fights too by KO and TKO.
Now I wanna fight a sea lion, or possibly a squid.
Any tips?
>pic related is current is SCF (Sea Creature Fighting) champ.
now thats a hobby
Wtf...
Go for the sea lion, they may have a strong bite, but its a lot more manageable than 10 legs filled with suckers. Go for the eyes and try to keep the fight in shallow water as the sea lions movement will be limited. Good luck op
Beating up a jellyfish?! DA FAQ ?!
>Won all fights too by KO and TKO.
lol..fucking lost it, WTF is a jellyfish TKO
Can't tell if troll or not.. god speed if serious
I've only fought a squid myself, but a friend fought a sea lion once and he was very clear that it was the toughest sea creature he had fought and he once fought a stingray. Squid shouldn't give you too much trouble as you seem to have some experience by now.
Fight the octopussy
Sea lion is for pussies, go bring back some fresh tusks pulled from a Walrus and then talk about fighting a sea creature
Would you recommend going for a submission or keeping my distance on the feet?
are there any rules like in boxing or just mortal kombat?
It started with standard MMA rules but sea creatures, sharks especially kept breaking them... Biting mostly, so it's mortal combat these days.
I broke the first rule of diving because I'm a stupid cunt and bothered a squid. I was just casually following it because it was just casually swimming. Didn't seem upset or displeased by my presence (considering it could have just hightailed it out of there) until the thing grabbed my wrist and broke it. Lucky that's all it did. Fighting sea creatures is just stupid. You're in their territory. One slip up and you're dead.
Obvious liar and knows nothing of sea life.
Bring it on..
wish Yea Forums was had more threads like this nowadays. topfuckingkek.
Easy, arm triangle all day long
>Easy, arm triangle all day long
better men than you have tried..and died
Steve would've been a great contender...
Punched the cunt out of a seven gill shark once.
It didn't feel a fucking thing.
Cunts are like sandpaper.
dune reference noted
If you can manage to get the sea lion in a sleeper hold and stick your thumb in its ass it will submit and flee into the ocean, easy victory by forfeit. Although i recommend fighting a smaller relative first to get the fighting style down, perhaps start at harbor seal or sea otter and work your way up to elephant seal.
>Steve would've been a great contender...
yeh he fought dinosaurs
Great form! He got that rear naked choke anytime he wants it.