I have a young couple living near. He's a real young go-getter, good family, good job, has money. He's also scrawny, boring and really beta.
His wifey, who's superhot fit and great lay comes over every time she's ovulating and we fuck like animals. I'm 6'4' athletic and have superior DNA to her hubby. She want's to have a kid with me, and keep sponging off of him.
For six months now, I haven't told her that due to enlargement of veins in my balls I can't have children.
Pic related, it's her.
bamp
moar?
You're athletic? LMAO you look like a fucking fat ass
Forreal lmfao they are the thighs look fat as fuck.
OP was once again a faggot today
MOAR!
what's her name?
Post more fag
Cant tell if autist, small dick jellies or children...
damn dude, you're fat.
Superior genes? I'd call not being able to have children, inferior genes
lmao rekt
Autism. Autism everywhere...
keep posting homie
varicocele is not 100% sterile, you can get it fixed surgically, also u got fat fukin thighs boi
It warms my heart knowing you'll never procreate and contaminate the planet with your shitty genes...
Who cares if he's athletic or not or if he's infertile? He's fucking the neighbour's hotwife for fucks sake and I want to see more of that!
I know. I could have it fixed, but I don't want to. Saves me buying a lot of rubbers.
If you're truly 6'4" and your thighs are that puffy, i'm not sure i'm the autist.
The only props you get is cucking a beta which I guess is like stealing from an autist so good for you bud!
There you go, user
Fuck off to Reddit aspie.
thx. keep going! also feel free to tell some stories.
Dont listen to any of the haters. I wanna see a vid with audio, not for proof but cuz it sounds HOT A F.
Also i don't know what ur condition means but r u able to blow ur load inside her or not?
Why she into you OP
Means I can cum inside of her as much as I want, and she's a pretty sweet fuck. She's not kinky or anything, just enjoys a good plowing.
Even if I do get her pregnant (and the probability is very small) she'll just say she got pregnant with her hubbie.
Fuck Reddit and your thighs fat fuck,
I will give you a 10/10 for having faulty nutsack tho. At least you wont reproduce so it makes me happy knowing when you do finally decide to settle down, your wife will cuck your for a BBC and a real man to knock her up
Your mom and sis are into me, too, but you don't seem concerned
She's hot, how you land that
Jokes on you, my mom is dead and my sis is a dude. Boy is your face red, faggot.
So you basically just repeated what I typed to you earlier? If that's not proof of auitism I don't know what is...
Don't worry about me, I have 2 grown sons, and they are just as strapping as I am.
There's that autism again...
I land a bunch of hot bitches, nigga
>Strapped
Have you seen that pencil you call a dick tho white boi?
Me. Your mom.
Nice family you have there...
is it on one or both? I have this hideous and massive tangle of veins on my left nut since birth. so far no partners have given a fuck, but I do wonder if it affects my fertility. don't want kids anyways
Looks like you land a lot of 4 for $4 at your local Wendy's too, thunder thighs.
I'm sure OP is being honest with what he says.
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So you're a nigger, AND have bad eyesight?
Nah I know a bitch white boi when I see it well enough
am nigger tho 10/10 you shook some of your down syndrome away good for you
Tier 1 edge Lord alert
I mean i'm just having fun shit talking this dude but come the fuck on cringe lord holy shit
No, I developed that vein thing around 40, I have children. You should definitely have it checked out.
So you were'nt born with it???
well shieeeeet ight then white boi you okay
jokes aside, was it preventable or just happen?
>see a picture of a great ass getting pounded
>focus on the thighs of the guy fucking her
Not autists, faggots. Big time faggots...
Pls upload a vid here or anywhere really sounds amazing
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
A lot of weight lifters have it, plus I was in the military, and marching for miles doesn't help. I guess I developed it over time.
Gorila Warfare is my favorite in this cancer
Damn now I actually kinda feel bad for fucking with you honestly. Did you just get hit with a sharp pain one day and get it checked or a routine check up the doc just kinda said hey, something fucked up
>goes to museum to see beautiful paintings
>in description of museum they describe it as beautiful, tall, something desire-able(6"4' and athletic)
>the walls surrounding the paintings are covered in feces and graffiti
>just focus on the art, faggots
He ain't doing shit lmao he is just an autist that typed out his fantasy
>I’m a 6ft athlete
>she’s over everyday
Translation I have no job but plenty of time to come up with these pathetic larps.
Or, in your case, growing a brain...
a doctor saw it when I was in 6th grade. he gave no fucks. its never hurt or anything. its just there
moaaar op
Don't be, I have kids.I literally had a ballache for weeks, thought I had testicular cancer.
As long as he's not overdoing it I can work with a good story and some nice pics.
You'll all die virgins...
I know, user I know. The same goes for you and everyone else who's wasting his time on Yea Forums. Don't pretend to be more succesful, stop lying to yourself.
Just out of curiosity, where the fuck did you detect pretense of success in OP's story?
Just cuz you waste time your life here, doesn't mean everyone else does the same.
Is she a squirter or a screamer?
Screamer. And she loves it from behind.
She seemed a little sweaty in the pics. Must be the multiples.
She's a hotty.
I'm 6'4' athletic and have superior DNA
>kek
sadly checked
but also wrecked
No really OP, what the fuck did you think was going to happen itt? You're posting to a bunch of children and faggots, and a growing moralfag population of Yea Forums.
Why do you faggots fall for stupid larpers like this?
thanks user, she is.
Jealous much? I'm guessing you were conceived in a similar fashion I'm describing here. Hence the butthurt...