Imagine buying into the having kids meme.
Imagine buying into the having kids meme
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yeah it's pretty fucking stupid to say the least
I see you've been to Louisiana, user.
Had my first kid in August last year. I ain't even mad
Ok drone. keep on not doing the only thing in life that matters.
>you aren't technically alive unless you reproduce, until then you don't satisfy all the criteria.
I have 4 of them.
Lol
Life is perpetuated by reproduction. Intelligent animal says let us not reproduce for it is bad.
Lol
Enjoy your lonely last years as it Dawn's on you that your primary biological directive has not been fulfilled and your subconscious wails at the fact while your failing and weakening mind succumbs to that dark realization without the fortitude to withstand it
You had literally one job to do.
And you didnt.
Lol
>be me
>with gf for 2 years
>"I want kids user!"
>she has a job where she works one day a week
>she still lives with her mom and dad
>thinks shes gonna become the big twitch streamer and be so rich
>looked at her laptop
>flirting with a bunch of guys on disc
>she comes home
>tell her we should have a kid
>fuck her brains out, bust on her thigh
>"Ill try again later sorry lol"
>steal all of her switch games
>leave
>never see her again
fuck having kids.
>lol
Normie fag
Kids ain’t for everyone, and that includes me. But they aren’t always horrible I think
Same. Now divorced and levelled the field. Monogamy is not natural and infedlity is morally wrong so I opted for a clean slate.
If I want kids then I’m going to have kids, raise them and boom that’s all there is to it. Fuck you nigger.
My fiance is pregnant with my kid, and I've taken her daughter from another relationship on as my own. The problem is?? You're about as manly as a tiara.
>raising another man's child
Damn, this is essentially my fucking mother
What's it like not being able to buy yourself anything, travel, or become invested and focused in hobbies?
You get to 30 like me, mate, and you can't expect a virgin. Yup, I'm bringing another mans child up. But he's fucking useless. And me and my step daughter formed a bond. Can't deny responsibility, buddy. If you have that attitude when you hit 16 you'll have issues with women.
Dumbo.
There is no point in existence if everything vanishes in the end anyway. The fact that you don't think in this dimensions proves that you are the one not truly alive
Don't reply, won't read
pls respond
It's a feeling like you're not fucking around with toys and distractions from mortality instead of living life at a visceral level and thereby immune to such existential angst and bullshit.
I'm with you. I wouldn't have kids ever.
I have epilepsy and wouldn't feel right bringing a kid into the world knowing full well that they are quite likely to have it too.
I feel like that'd just be cruel and selfish on my part, really.
>drone
Says the biomachine concerned only with its programing.
You aren't a god. You don't get to decide the meaning of life you automaton. By your own definition would a person who's reproduced suddenly stop being alive if their child dies? Kill yourself before reproducing.
Hahaha
Unitary
Fuck the primary biological directive. Their is no guarentee that your offspring will survive. Even if they do the planet will become uninhabitable, the sun will consume the solar system, and dark energy will eventually rip apart every atom in existence. You lose no matter what you do.
While you spend hundreds of thousands of dollars and 20+ years slaving away to create a woman who's going to go off end get knocked up by an absentee drug dealer, other people are actually going to focus on their careers and contributing positively to humanity through science, business, and countless other avenues.
this
>can't deny responsibility
There's one's own responsibility and then theirs cucking oneself and picking up someone else's slack. Way to enable another generation of parasites. Good job user.
>Enjoy your lonely last years as it Dawn's on you that your primary biological directive has not been fulfilled and your subconscious wails at the fact while your failing and weakening mind succumbs to that dark realization without the fortitude to withstand it
I meditate daily. You are attached to this idea. Attachment leads to suffering.
Reproduce
Reproduce
All must reproduce
Obviously you are a beta Male and that's fine. But dont act like you are some hero or a "man" taking responsibility for another guy who lacks interest in his own child. Obviously your fiance is the real winner on this one. Dodged a bullet with a lost and now has a sucker to bail her out.
Lol out of the 3 of you, you are the biggest bitch
>attachment leads to suffering
Especially in a mortal life and in a mortal universe.
Kids are fucking awesome. Well mine are. fuck your nasty dick spawn.
>I meditate daily.
Do you stare into fucking rocks and rub your dick with essential oils? Having kids is a biological need. You'll be a miserable fuck at 50 if you don't have kids.
Found the leftist
Shit people make shit kids which in turn make more shit people.
My kid is almost 2, he's awesome. Probably much smarter than most of you retards. Gets nippy af when he cries but that shit is temporary.
>Inb4 autistic skreeching: reeeeeeeeeeee
Not him
>having kids is a biological need
Top kek.
I wish my was so simple and brain dead. It must be nice playing life on autopilot. You haven't even once considered that you are directly responsible for all of the suffering your child ever experiences, all the heart ache, the physical trauma, and even their death.
A need is something required to live. Making a child is not necessary to continue living one's own life. Procreation is a biological compulsion. Being 50, child free, and living another 30 years in peace not dying of cardiac arrest at 51 because of 20 years of stress due to children sounds fucking blissful.
i hope this brings you peace
Why would I be miserable if I am not attached to the idea?
lol you make me chuckle. Grow up.
How do you even know what to do with a kid when you have one lol? Do you just put it on the floor?
>meditate daily
Seems you’re pretty attached to meditation. Is this why you are sufffering?
Imagine not having kids and dying in a country overrun by third world immigrants because those kids have to come from somewhere.
Thank you, I wish you a beautiful day.
Yes.
>implying having a child of would stop the flow of immigrant overbreeders
Travel all the ducking time, have plenty of "toys" to occupy my time with, legit have a reason to have video games at the age of 30, won't have regrets on 10 years
Every single person who exists wants a kid at some point in their lives, if you haven't yet, you will. My brother swore he'd never have a kid from 18-40, and now he's desperate to have one but all the women his age are barren.
How much do you travel?
Where do you travel and how long?
What kind of hobbies are you invested in?
How much do you spend on yourself regularly?
How much weekly free time do you have?
Do you have time to exercise?
Don't listen to these children mate, they'll never live a life they can be proud of, they will always be lonely little trolls that grown ups laugh at. There's nothing beta about taking on that kind of responsibility, in fact I think it's one of the most alpha things you can do. A man takes care of his family, and does everything he can for them. I did the same thing, I have my own 2 year old and I'm raising one that isnt mine. the kid is my brothers. He is a junkie who couldn't step up to the plate, so now he is in jail and I am making sure his son doesn't end up in the system and turn out the same way he did. Call me what you will but until you cunts grow up, I'll be laughing at you while I'm spending 250 a week on my magic card collection and raising two amazing kids who are already more of a man than half of these dudes will ever be.
Good for you mate, it takes someone special to do what you have done
Was meant for you buddy, stay strong and give your step daughter a better life than she would have with some useless cunt
>spending $1000 a month on your Magic card collection
Having kids is great unless you're a shitty parent but I don't expect you to realize that since you obviously had shitty parents.
I agree. No point in living if you don't plan to have a family
I'm high-functioning autistic and generally can only take children in small doses before I become overwhelmed. I'll play with my friends kids but no way do I want to be responsible for raising multiple human beings, let alone having to spend the exorbitant amount of money it takes to raise a child in today's day and age.
>I'm spending 250 a week on my magic card collection
pls be trolling
I got the money, why not? It's my hobby and it may be hard to believe but I earn enough that 250 a week is chicken scratch to me. Im Australian haha we actually get paid a decent wage over here. Better when you run your own business. Also quads checked
>Tfw me being an anonymous sperm donor was the best idea I ever had
>that was over 6 years ago
>still have 99 problems but the kid is not one of them
>250 a week is chicken scratch to me
No it isn't. Move out of your parents house
Not trolling, maybe not exactly that much but i am kind of addicted to just building commander decks and shit. Worst I've done was buy a deck list for 1500US, never even played it. The point is that people who talk about this financial bullshit with kids are morons who shouldn't have kids. Just set yourself up financially and you can do anything
Lol look at you, is it so hard to believe that some anons actually got out of bed and did something with their lives? This is why Yea Forums has the reputation it does, people like you who can't do anything for themselves and sit on your computer putting people down
Preach it, having kids is the worst thing you can do to yourself. Too much hassle. Plus you might raise a kid that'll turn in to these pro-kid faggots. Do you really want that?
>people like you who can't do anything for themselves and sit on your computer putting people down
And what exactly are you doing faggot? You're no better.
I can almost smell the chicken tendies from this post
Lol this is so true I konw this. Retarded lesbian bitch that got a kid from a lab and the gye has over 57 kids birthed with his seed no one has met the. Gye but people with his kids have found each other and get together once a year for some big retarded family reunions like it's actually one it's kinda fucked up. Man
Fair point, I'll concede that. However I have to point out that while we sit here putting each other down and calling each other faggots, there could be countless opportunities to better yourself going right by your window. It's the harsh part of life that you can't get anywhere without putting yourself out there. I respect you too much to call you names, you're a human just like me. Faggot