Last night I dreamed that Anya was in love with me, bros

Last night I dreamed that Anya was in love with me, bros.

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I hate that feel, user. I've dreamt I've dated or been with a woman, normal or famous, and woke up fucking sad as shit. I haven't had it too much since I've been married but every blue moon you'll have that perfect dream and wake up wanting to continue off where you woke up and think about it all day like I actually knew her irl.

I heard she's gonna be in the X-Files reboot.

Same, but when I woke up it was real

;_;

Yeah, this happens to me too, most are dreams with girls from my past.

The thing is, it's like the forbidden fruit. You want it because you cant have it, hell, you even long for it day and night. But once you have it, you realize it wasn't ever that good to begin with and the apple orchard does more than enough to satisfy our deepest cravings. Celebrities are put on thrones when they're more broken than the next door neighbor. As sweet as it might seem, the best fruit isn't in the forbidden garden, but in the orchard with the sweetest of fruits, and above all, their free, all there for the taking.

Same dude
I dreamed that we were going to go on a date but I spent too much time tying my shoelaces so by the time I was finished getting ready and tried to hold her hand I woke up and had to go to the dentist
IF ONLY I HAD A COUPLE MORE FUCKING MINUTES

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Yeah and last night she was getting bred raw with her betrothed.

Nice, which ayy is playing?

imagine having to be in constant contact with a girl. fukn messaging dozens of times a day and asap or else she feels lonely and cheats on you. oh dont forget meeting several times a week to do stuff and you cant be boring or else she cheats, maybe just emotionally if youre lucky. but what about if she hangs out with other guys and they invite her to a party where she gets drunk and fucks other men under the pretense that she had no control over her actions during an event that had you been against her going - would have resulted in her feeling trapped and breaking up or just cheating on you LOL

last night i dreamt that Elle Fanning loved me. It felt so fucking real too. We just met in some bizarro council estate place with nobody else around, then my irl gf went crazy finding out we met, so I took Elle's number but really hurridly and i vowed that id get in touch with her. Later on in the dream i called, but the call didnt go through so i checked the piece of paper and realise I'd only written 10 numbers
then i woke up

I actually hooked up with her several times. Back when she wasn’t that popular

what did her pussy smell like?

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>dreaming about your waifu
Nothing more kino bros

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don't worry she isn't

faggot I fucking hate you. You post this in almost every Anya thread but it's so obvious you're lying because you switch the story around every single time. Sometimes it's you knew her at school, sometimes it's you went on a date with her once, sometimes it's you had sex with her,
Make up your fucking mind you cunt. Stop posting this because you never get any you's, no one ever bites.
VIPER.
KILL YOURSELF MY MAN.

He's baiting you hard bro, he knows you're going to read it and want to reply every time.

Back in 2010 or 2011, I dreamed that I moved to a building where Taylor Momsen lived. We started talking, and when we were about to kiss, I woke up. It felt too real.

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>had a dream a while back
>in the dream I’m in a casino walking by a group of people and one calls out "nice shirt"
>i turn to look and its ezra miller
>I walk up and say "oh shit dude that means a lot coming from you. You're popular on.....this image board i use."
>"oh nice is it still up? I wanna see"
>"oh, uhhhhh i dunno."
>then he grabs me by my taint and says "you like that? want me to do it harder?"
>mumble "yes" and he proceeds to jam his finger in my ass through my pants
>him and his two buddies ask me to come back to their hotel
>i get scared and run off because im "not" gay

fucking cringe jannies

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