Top 5 doomer jobs? mine would be

I've worked
1,2&4 over the years all was total wank ,free E's was always a bonus working the rave bars

1 and 2 have always been my main aspiration. I've mostly done 4 since I was 18, but now i need a job to lead the doomer life.

Fucking checked
Years back you could toss it off during work but now days it's gone to shit with checkpoints and CCTV cuckage

I've done everything but #3.

OP is a judgemental faggot.

No I have taken the final red pill. I've opened the door now, my mind's been released.

My closest friend works full time in a warehouse on nights. He's always smoking and doing the bare minimum of work, and gets paid so fucking much to do it.

call center, you're almost guaranteed to lose your job to cheaper overseas pajeets

Lucky guy I guess
Forgot to mention the random drug or alcohol tests .
Slightly over or positive result you gone lost your job .
Basic wage in nights is £12 per hour ,I noped out of working for people and set up my own buissnes

Not for long

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What's your business?

I live in Canada. Weed is legal, so shit is all good.
Anything else though and you're fucked.

At my last job, me and my sous chef would always get baked during the last leg of the closing shift. Shit was fun.

During the summer months I have run a gardening buissnes ,and though the winter and run up to summer I clean carpets domestic and commercial.

Ukfag so fucked to death on weed n alcohol .
What you smoking?
I've a little hash and some half decent bud

>get on welfare
>all the welfare they want and your actually considering supporting that system

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Gov't strains mostly, Donegal being my fave. Been smoking a bunch of kief with my durries lately, same with spliffs too.

>living of other peoples tax dollars
>too lazy to work
>At least I don’t rob people

You literally take money that is robbed from working people by threat of rough men with guns ready to do violence and throw them in a cage if they don’t turn over the money.

You are the very definition of a nigger.

The best part about you crying about how this system sucks and how we’re all doomed is the fact that people like you are the number one problem.

Yeah why would you slave away in a system so generous to foreigners? You want your tax money being spent on the breeding of your enemies? Take advantage of the system. The world is doomed anyway so why not contribute to the destruction of the garbage system you live under?

Look into 2nd shift school custodian. In the lower grades the schools are empty by 6;00 PM and some districts pay ridiculous salaries.

They don’t drug test where I’m from either unless you get hurt.

a proper doomer will at least contribute something to society for their gain... like getting a fucking job lmao

>bitch crying about people that do literally and exactly what I myself do and bitch and cry about

People who work in warehouses or restaurants are contributing nothing. Those jobs should all be automated and the only reason they're not is because the elite need their slave class around to perpetuate their terrible backwards system. Just about every job out there is bullshit and soul crushing. Get yourself some hobbies get on welfare and wait for the bombs to start dropping.

cleaner in night shift

Depends on bar and person. Ive seen plent ugly fugs bartender.

My boss told me the on my second night as a bartender that I could accept blowjobs as form of payment for drinks (as a joke).

I then told a male customer "no free drinks unless you suck my dick" as a joke when he asked for them. He thought I was serious and freaked out a bit.

I thought I was going to lose my job and have a sexual harassment suit on my hands.

It's definitely a Chad job, because my autism almost got me fired.

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>people who work in restaurants contribute nothing

user clearly hates eating good food.

whats that supposed to mean? Are you saying theyre going to get nuked?

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Overnight security. I have a lot of time to myself.

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I make my own good food. It's not hard to find easy and delicious recipes on the internet.

every single fucking security job in my city requires a "formal education" in security services just to get any sort of job in that field. even for fucking loss prevention

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how can you cook good food if you live off of food stamps?

youre not supposed to eat the stamps. Retard.

If you go higher up or want to be armed security yeah, but for normal security jobs it takes nothing but a security license (8hr class, they usually give you the answers for the test at the end) and a clean driver's license. You would not believe the stories of the people I've seen working this job, an actual fucking retard could get a job in this field and I live in NY where the standards are "strict".

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I like that you fancy yourself an intellectual while you’re so goddamn dumb you think every warehouse is amazon and has the capital to automate.

I don't live in America you don't get food stamps here. It is very easy to eat delicious food for very little money if you're smart about it. I can eat well with 5 - 10 dollars a day. Invest in plenty of spices and stock up on lots of beans, rice, potatoes and pasta. That stuff is real cheap and then all you need is a little bit of meat and a vegetable or two to create a wide array of dishes.

I swear I don’t know where this meme comes from. Pay attention the next time you are behind someone that pays with welfare. In Illinois its called a link card and you can tell them from a a distance. Watch what these people buy. If you have enough money for 5 bags of kettle chips, 3 boxes of honey buns, and a case of non diet soda you have the money to buy raw ingredients to make good food. These people usually look like Jaba the hut too.

Yeah but what your talking about takes work and discipline

muh redpill

You slaved away at the wrong thing. Not the worlds fault, YOURS. Take responsibility over your life you pathetic cynic.

Just get a proper fucking job and earn yourself some money. You can still cling on to the whole doomer thing for a sense of identity. If you're anywhere near London I could get you a start as a scaffolding labourer. You'd start on £100 a day which isn't bad considering youd be at the bottom of the proverbial ladder.

why bother with training to go into a PMC when you can just go on a "hunting trip" in Syria

I don't fancy myself an intellectual at all. I'm a fucking bum. A hobo. Most of these warehouses are pumping out shit that people don't need, but have been convinced they do. People who slave away in them for no money are fools that are wasting their lives contributing to a broken system for the benefit of a few hundred rich mother fuckers at the top.

Bro, I used to think very similarly to you but I did a complete u turn the second I started earning some decent money and you probably would too. Just give it a go, apply yourself to something, what is there to lose?

>hobo- Short for “ho boy”. Men who would travel throughout North America, during the Great Depression, with only a ho and whatever personal possions they could carry. The ho was used to do various odd jobs such as farming and road work.

You ain’t no fuckin hobo that’s for sure. At least they travel and rely on themselves.
You’re a piece of shit dead beat who bitches about consumerism but has electronic devices and a data plan while you take money robbed from “wage slaves” by people you would label the Gestapo.

Thank god not everyone thinks like you. If they did you would actually have to work.

I do apply myself to things and if I find a way to make some money doing something I applied myself to that I enjoy doing then great, but I'm not going to be a goddamed robot slave in this garbage system and anyone who does is a fool! You people are supposed to understand that the world is doomed, yet you're proud to be working 12 hour nights in some shitty factory or warehouse for no money because the society you live in has pressured you to believe you must do it to be a decent citizen. Fuck being a decent citizen in this garbage doomed world.

1.2 4 are good.. the other 2 are optimistic and way far of range!

the doomer life isn't about being a mopey shithead about the state of global affairs, and using dirty socialism to fund your layabout life. it's about being a flawed person that's trying to do something about their life in a slow way.

the only flaw to you is that you're a fucking leech that makes a nigger look like an upstanding citizen by comparison, while you preach your shit idealism from your high horse while stuffing your pockets with the money of people who are actually trying to contribute to society.

go noose yourself, faggot.

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being a closing line cook isn't out of range. in fact, it's probably the easiest job to do as a doomer in my opinion

being a closing line cook is probably the best doomer job in my opinion. at least you feel sorta liked while doing your job.

Oh, I guess I'm not a doomer then. My mistake. Keep slaving away for your precious society. Your people will be hated minorities in your country in 50 years and the bombs will likely start dropping in 100 years, but keep contributing to the system. Waste your life. Doesn't matter to me.

that's just "i have given up on live"
top jobs should be "if you only knew how bad things really are"
1. secret service
2. decan in biology / medicine/ ML / economy
3. parlament member

>secret service or politician
>literally ANY doomer having the willpower to work in those fields

i'd say working in private military/security would be more of a doomer thing. Pay is decent on contract, might get to shoot something, but more edgy and less respectable than actually serving in the military.

-Late night quiet and awkward Uber driver
-Low rank army desk job
-Bad musician

The idea is that you get there by being a bloomer but descend into darkness while doing the job. Those are after all certainly the best positions to have a front row seat and observe the shitshow in great detail.

i feel like the best way to lose your shit as a doomer is to go into military service. fifty bucks says you'll probably end up having a mental breakdown a month into your tour.