Do I actually have a small dick Yea Forums?

Do I actually have a small dick Yea Forums?

I know it’s below average, but I feel like people are exposed to such huge dicks from porn and the internet that they expect everyone to have above average dicks when just as many are below. Mine is only maybe two inches short of average and I feel like it could easily get the job done.

The only girl to ever see it suddenly “had to go” soon after I pulled it out and never texted me back or answered my calls, and it annoys the fuck out of me that girls nowadays feel that they have the right to turn a guy down simply because his dick isn’t huge.

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It fine and I just fapped to you thanks!

for who? because for women that shit won't satisfy anyone they'll just laugh at you. for men, maybe I have no idea

Your dick is fine. Stop worrying.

As a urologist, I have seen literally hundreds of penises. Yours is average.
Besides, it's how you use it, user.

How is that even remotely fair though? I can’t control the size of my dick. I’ve been fit my whole life and I feel like I’m fairly attractive too, but I guess that doesn’t matter since I don’t have a big dick?

I’ve heard that women only need 2-3 inches to feel really good. Also girls can get off on their fingers and mine is a lot longer than a finger.

It’s microscopic

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To be fair though, you say you're fairly attractive, but then unattractive people cant control that either. Everyone has insecurities, yours happens to be your dick. Women have insecurities too, OP. Would you choose a woman based on her attractiveness? Just food for thought.

Girth matters more than length. Not many women enjoy getting their cervix pounded.

Yeah but girls have makeup to make themselves look prettier. There’s nothing like that for a dick.

Wow you must feel so awesome posting an abnormally large dick on here to try to make me feel worse about my size

Well if it makes you feel any better I had a great wank to your post thanks

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You have the gym, and can work on your insecurity issues. Women aren't into that if you are giving out cues.

>tfw no girth, no length
time to kill myself I guess

This fag again; so proud to show his “monster” cock yet you never see it in a woman, man, trap, etc. Autist is an autist no matter the dick

that is one ugly lookin dick, user

Such a little pee pee. It’ll never get any action.

Are you a femanon by chance?

Same fag baby dick

Defending big dick user who is the biggest samefag on b, lol nice try kid

You admitted it’s a big dick, keks

whatever you say, ugly mutilated pencil dick imbecile

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I never denied that, but he is a constant samefag

Over thinking it. Just outright be like I got a small dick. They'll expect much much worse and then be pleasantly surprised that it's normal.

Start jelqing it will help ya a bit don't buy into the weight stretch meme.

Sounds like dick envy to me

Get great at licking pussy. Seriously won’t matter then.

We all are all wired to want the beat mate if we are lucky enough to be afforded the right to choose. A guy with decent genetics and a decent dick tells her that you can give her babies with good genes.

Women think about getting pregnant and having a baby almost everyday wether they like it or not.
In their minds its like " well im willing to get accidentally knocked up as long as the dick and body are good " everytime they fuck a guy.

And then there is the out group, which who have to take what they can get. Which in a stunning twist of irony little dick guys have to fuck fat girls, where they'll get less far in the pussy anyway as oposed to a skinny girl.

Life sucks. Glad I have a decent thick 6 1/2