What's the gayest thing you have ever done?

When I was 5 I rubbed my penis against another 5 year olds penis in his basement. More than once. I don't really consider it gay because I was only 5 and didn't know any better. Outside of that I regularly whack off to tranny porn.

Came to Yea Forums.

had a gay piss orgy on my pool deck with 6 other guys and a camera woman.

Like most gays, I was violated by my dad at an early age. I always felt torn about him, like I should hate him, but I always felt like his toy and sexually attracted to him.

Much later in life, he got Alzheimers. I was appointed his guardian. I would feed him Viagra daily and put him in bed where he really had no idea what was going on and sort of look at me with a dull stare like he was a deer in headlights on some other planet while I rode him cock so hard my anus would just explode all over him. The look of him afterward when he would just stare at me as I left the room with his shit-covered cock still pointing up and a tear streaking down his face was just precious.

I kept his corpse around for weeks after he passed, until the smell just got unbearable and it became impossible to ride his cock because it broke one day.

The day his shitcock broke off in my anus, I came so hard I nearly passed out. Best sex I have ever had. I still have what is left of his broken cock in a shoebox and I take it out from time to time and massage it with oil to keep it in semi-usable condition.

I'm sure most of you have very similar stories. Share them please.

tHAT IS gAY

How did the woman get involved?

Lol

Killed an animal with a knife and nailed it to a tree like it was Jesus lol

please explain how this happened

Is t h a t A L L

you're fucked

Sadly yes I made him cum for the first time in his life at least

> I felt sexually attracted by him

You are truely lost. May god have mercy upon your damned soul. Faggot heathen.

Craiglist group, gay bar, "Hey Y'all wanna come back to my place and get weird"
She was a lesbian at the bar and was intrigued so she wanted to watch and I have a camera so since she wasn't gonna join I asked her to film it.

Bought a suction cup dildo and ride it while watching twink porn. Never been attracted to any man I've met in real life but its still hot to me. Happily married and my wife doesn't know. We still have a lot of sex and I love it so I'm probably a 3 on the Kinsey scale.

I got fucked in the ass by a huge black man tonight, he was huge more than 9in

Lol. Me and 3 buddies tried oral in a tent one night in the backyard. I was nervous af. That shit was terrifying, watching gay shit going on around me.

I dress in panties for bbc and micro white dicks like my uncle had. The gayest I’d say is drinking piss from the tap. Then after I say thank you daddy.

My buddy and I watched porn together and both jerked off. We finished at the same time too. I don't really know if I could count it though, porn was hard to come by when we were 14/15 and we had the chance to that night so we were both like "fuck yeah".

I'm ready to suck a dick, I've been curious about it for a long time.
Tell me what to expect fags

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Penis in your mouth

> Expectation
The best part. Damn, he's coming over, is this finally gonna happen? I can still back out can't I? My heart is fucking exploding rn.
> Cock comes out
Oh fuck nigga, this is the real thing. Gulp.
> first 20 seconds
This is weird and also totz awesome. I can't get my head around the idea of what I'm finally doing.
> First minute or 2
Ok. I'm now officially a cocksucker, let's see what this thing can do.
> 2 mins plus
Ummm. Oh shit, teeth, sorry. Ow, gotta stop a minute, jaw hurts. Ok, dude, calm down I'll get back to it, no need to slap it on my face
> Cum
Oh shit, wtf do I do? Spit or swallow? Should've thought about this before.
> If swallow
Whoa. Wtf. Um that was kinda cool. Proud of me. Didn't even touch the sides.
> If spit
Holy fuck that tasted disgusting. I know not to do that next time.
> A minute later in the bathroom
Holy fuck, dear god what did I just do? So ashamed. Sorry Nan in heaven if you just saw that. Ok, I've got that out of my system, I'm going back to girls straight away.
> One to three months later
Hey? Wan sum suck?

let him cum inside me. it was a lot

>Tell me what to expect fags
aids

I hope it's a good idea to do it high on meth, Thats what i'm planning to do. Any further advice user?

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Don't do it on meth. That's sketchy af and you won't get the full experience.
Also have a drink handy and an escape route planned just in case

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Is thread dead? I can drop a green text from when a friend and I got drunk and hooked up.
Don't wanna put it out there though if no one's here.

When me and my cousin we’re young my cousin use to jokingly pull his pants down, I would join in. Then one thing lead to another and the tips touched and mine got hard. Then he touched his dick on my ass (Jokingly I think) then I did the same to him. I’m not even gay. But I think he was. This was all done with non sexual intentions as we were brought up in a religious home school.I haven’t seen him in a while but it would probably be awkward seeing him again.

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This one requires a story.
>be me
>beta weeb
>me and friend are talking about relationships and shit in school
>it goes on to how me and him probably too beta for anybody
>start talking about how most people arent cute at this school
>he tells me I'm cute and at tgis school
>mfw
>tell him later and laugh it of
>ask at the end of school when we going to do something about his comment
This happened like a few days ago I dont know what to do

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Don't worry, you're alright. Trannies take dick and dick belongs to men. If anything, you're the manliest outta all of us.

How do you know it wasn't your brother's butt plug?

>be me
>heterosexual
:)
Gays need to be put in camps and beaten until they become straight. If they still want to engage in sodomy so much I say we should sodomize them with soldering irons.

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When i was 7 i licked a Guys Dick in the changing room because i thought it would be funny

>like most gay

top kek

letting my best friend fuck my ass multiple times, recieving casual rimjobs by him aswell.

meeting a stranger outside near some park, sucking his dick and getting fucked.

sucking off multiple guys at partys and sometimes get fucked too.

that was when i was 16 to 24 and had girlfriends in between my gay actions.
sometimes i would fuck other bi dudes girlfriends and offer myself to them as comprehension after they "find out about it".
it was my fetish.
I am 29 now and the closest thing to anything sexual is with my girlfriend of 5 years and our sexlife is horrible.

you are a closet homo

Not much but eh
>be me
>on trip to iceland with 2 buddies
>some how run into few other tourists and group up
>roam city with em, 1 is cute asian gay twink
>make out and jerk eachother off in bed
>pass out drunk nothing more

Haven't done anything gay since

Flashed my butthole at another boy while we were showering together. He got hard.

Was accidentally jizzed on by a buddy in a foursome with me, two buddes and my gf. But fortunately my gf cleaned it off with her mouth.

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had a threesome with 2 other guys

Posted a story over on /hm about meeting a guy in a hotel bar two nights ago and ended up getting fucked in his room. First time I've ever had sex with a guy. Last night he came to my room and fucked me again.

I've gotten my dick sucked by a dude but the gayest thing was probably me not fucking his asshole after he asked me to
what kind of guy turns down getting his dick wet?

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your a weeb so you're already pretty gay...

I truly did not stalk a union official and their kid last halloween :)

I blew a huge load reading that. I travel all the time and have never been lucky like that in a hotel. I've fucked plenty of sluts I've met at the hotel bar but I really want a guy to take me to his room to fuck

Thanks. It's going to be fap material for me for a while.

Used a njoy eleven on my ass until i came and pissed all over the floor.

Slept with dozens of guys. Topped bareback. Swallowed many loads starting at 14.

Always dated and married women. Can’t take a guy seriously enough to date, can only use them to get off.

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You must be a virgin

It was recently.
Been saying I'm bi for a long time but never did anything with a dude before.
I got tricked into meeting up with a 2/10 crossdresser (I'm not much to look at myself).
I just blew him and barely avoided a mouthful of nut.
Now i feel weird. I wanna try again with a cuter guy but that first experience kinda puts me off.

Me and a buddy used to suck and jerk each other very often. Gayest thing I did was swallow his load one time I guess

Yeah ultra homo here, i did this too. I feel like its pretty common in the LGBTQBRAAPNJ+ community.

I’be been with multiple girls but to be honest, my best orgasm was with that friend jerking me

Where do you come up with this crap!?

Understandable

Pretty much me with that cross dresser