Why haven't you settled for a millennial?
Why haven't you settled for a millennial?
Angel Howard
Kevin Lopez
Never understood why this is a meme. So some girl liked to over dress for a shift. My thinking is... "And?"
Xavier Sanders
autistic people can't understand what she is saying. this is why it's a meme
Brandon Hughes
Cash me outside, ya fucking nigger drones
Thomas Powell
Or maybe she's just a retarded bitch and you're a massive faggot. You know, Occams Razor and all.
Andrew Ortiz
Don't need a retarded crazy bitch in my life.
Cameron Hall
All memes aside: Millennial wahmen cannot cook, will not clean, and refuse to breed because they don't want to "limit their options" as a free woman in this fantastic, first world society we live in. They are intrinsically opposed to traditional gender roles, and that is not conducive to raising a family that will succeed my genes once they're passed on.
Give me a MAGA hat wearing beer-maiden any day of the week, no matter how rare a find they are.
Xavier Murphy
this board is 99% millennials and zoomers dude
Xavier Price
>Give me a MAGA hat wearing beer-maiden any day of the week
Alexander Moore
True fucking shit
Juan Turner
Being in that room is like having the winning numbers to a billion dollar lottery. Christ, I wish ConservativeDating.com was a thing.
Jackson Thompson
Make it man! You would no doubt make a shit ton of money.
Matthew Moore
Just volunteer at the right places and you'll see. Or get a part time job at Chick Fil A
Nathaniel Davis
>ConservativeDating
Nvm found it conservativesonly dot com
Samuel Nguyen
>How rare a find they are
lol leave the city, fag. They are ten a penny a few miles outside any city anywhere in the U.S.
Eli Roberts
Boring Barbie sluts. Give me a prog alt chick!
Jordan Rogers
Heroin whore with mental issues.
Nicholas Richardson
Levi Gonzalez
lol ok middle school me
Noah Gonzalez
Always the most interesting, though, and they suck like Succubi. Much better than some Midwestern Barbie bitch who will give it to you once a month, only in the missionary position with the lights off.
Thomas Parker
the fucking sideways photo really sells it too
Elijah Clark
Given your response, Occam's Razor cuts in his favor, user.
Gabriel Martin
All of my this
Every one I've been with has had all of these qualities in spades. Worse, besides the whole "keeping options open" thing, there are also many conniving millennial girls who do the child support ambush, usually less for the money and more for the social prestige of being a mother without the hardships of marital bonds. The kinds of girls who have your baby, send you packing, then make their poor faithful mom raise it while they go to take more Instagram photos and shit. It's so heartbreaking meeting those moms: all they want is the best for their grandchildren and that will never happen being raised by a millennial mother
Cameron Flores
>interesting
Drug whores that will fuck any dude at a concert. Enjoy the herpes and the clap.
Dominic Moore
It's called church retard
Camden Moore
how to pull off meeting grils in church?
Kayden Nguyen
Not eve a Trump supporter, but that's honestly hot in such a slutty way. Lol, also she's just a good looking milf type, would totally fuck her!
Josiah Martinez
Try Christian mingle
Brody Clark
conservativesonly DOT com
Eli King
what age is considered Millennial? I'm 32 an my wife is 29...
Matthew Cook
the Pastor's daughter is usually a slut.
Alexander Rogers
And irony is that all /b post are framed why porn ads. Best place for such conversarions.
Connor Gutierrez
Not all conservative women are Christian.
Brandon Morales
Just go to church man. The only thing the women love more than Jesus is cock.
Thomas Lewis
>not using adblock
Henry Gray
Unironically going to attend service and not find women. They find you, but if you're only there for the premium women then they will easily be able to tell. That's the thing with the good church girls: they hold their faith true and notice a weasel in the henhouse.
You could also go to pick up the obvious repentant sluts or closet sluts, but they are not the premium wife material you are hoping for.
Dominic Brown
So am I just supposed to stay after the service or what?
Ian Peterson
Anthony King
You are supposed to go to church for the sake of going to church. That's why I said unironically go to services. If you aren't religious or interested in the actual service you will be spotted like a hat among bald heads and your only hope will be the sluts, who, again, are not at all wife material. I hate to say it, but if you renounced your faith (or denounced mine) for social points within the last 10 years you stand absolutely no chance. You'll be weeded out and avoided by most of the good women, or you'll give up on the services once you get too much of the biblical stuff for your liking.
If you are absolutely determined to try nonetheless, remember that the majority of the Bible is symbolism, a lot of which is obscured by the ages and languages, but you CANNOT ever point this out in church on the large scale. You can call some passages symbolism, but you better damn well appear to believe it's as true as the folks sitting at your flanks do.
Landon Flores
hell yeah n word