Yea Forumstards. So this chick asking me to come to her house and Im a kissless hugless virg

Yea Forumstards. So this chick asking me to come to her house and Im a kissless hugless virg.
What do Yea Forums. Im so nervous.

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go to her house you fucking short bus faggot

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go with zero expectations so you aren't disappointed

don't be a pussy

hope you die before you arrive there

keep calm and play it bogart - learn how to be assertive. look her in the eyes when you speak to her. if you think it makes you look like a faggot, dont do it. good luck m8

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OP Here. Im going when she gives me the address. Ill let you know how it goes in the morning.

Make sure you jerk off hard before you go over to that house. You need to get all the poison out of your system or you’ll act a fool.

I was going to smoke some sticky icky.

This.
and if she wants the D, remember that sex in porn is not the rl

OP HERE. Poorly miscalculated plan she lives 50 minutes. Fuck me I thought she lived like 20. Apologies Anons thanks for coming out but tonight is not going to be the night. I lose my hugless kissless virg status I apologize.