Hello my children,
I would like to desolve all the sin Yea Forums has, and wash away all guilt it gives.
Confess my child.
Hello my children
William Gonzalez
Joseph Phillips
When I was about 11 I humped my dog until I came and I feel like a fucking gross tard everytime I think about it.
Carson Morris
Similar story
Came in my dogs mouth
Same feels
feelsbad
Adrian Lee
Hello son, father here.
You shall only hump thy women of our species. Please give ten hail keks to be forgiven. Pray child, pray.
Bentley Davis
Fuck that's a disaster I would kill myself if I even got close to my dog with my pussy
Ryan Harris
But I can't hump the women father, that would be gay as shit.
Henry Lewis
>Be me
>in great relationship almost 2 years now
>I do love her
>however I keep finding myself flirting with other girls
>when I was younger I would flirt with girls and they'd be attracted but eventually move on
>I'm a lot more attractive now about 9/10 10/0
>so now the girls won't move on
>can't say no to them because I don't wanna hurt their feelings so it gets to the point where these girls make plans to fuck me
>I would never cheat on someone I'm in a relationship so I just go along with it and then eventually blow them off when the date comes around
Idk why I do this I just can't help myself. What's wrong with me?
Chase Bailey
i love to wear my stepmom's lingerie
Sebastian Foster
I once molested a priest and then blamed him for the encounter.
Jaxon Torres
Father here.... Stop confessing on my thread
Isaiah Hall
Walking out of the hospital the other night, I passed a priest. Said good evening father, and he completely ignored me as he was walking into the entrance. Literally said go fuck yourself then father. Felt bad for a split second, but I believe he deserved it
Jace Thomas
Father here....
Tits or gtfo
Leo Garcia
Zachary Watson
get fucked father I don't even have any tit pics on my pc
Jackson Foster
Kayden Hill
Forgive me father. I cut myself regularly. How shall I stop?
Nicholas Hall
Father here dick or gtfo
Women are property, use them and go you haven't sinned my child god bless
He probably touched kids, I don't do that ...
Nathan Cruz
Father here, drink the blood of Christ in a tall glass daily and you shall feel Christ in your body. God bless
Cooper Nguyen
Ian Long
bless me father, for i am sexually attracted to traps, i ask for guidance towards the righteous path of pussy again
Hunter Adams
Father here, traps are only women in the body of man. Do dominant thy as thy pleases. Six hail keks be gone child!
Christian Harris
Father, I once threw a rock at the back of a bully's head so hard that he went blind in one eye and partially blind in the other, I managed to sneak off and was never blamed
> it happened 9 years ago but it still haunts me that I fucked him up for life
Tyler Robinson
Hmmm...So he was behind of that..?
Dominic Kelly
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge us in our own realm? you think you can rebel against our authority? you dare come into our thread and throw your shitty Elon copypasta around? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these random memes and political bullshit and destroy you.
Lucas Peterson
i like the shemales