Anyone else drive around beaches jacking off to hot girl in bikinis...

There's no way she knows, I held my phone to my ear and pretended like I was on the phone so just thought just that, that I was on the phone.

Would be hotter if she knew we were all stroking to her.

>Anyone else drive around beaches jacking off to hot girl in bikinis ?

No, I just talk to them, then party with them, and then fuck them.

That's too much work

some day op is gonn get arrested and make the local news and im going to remember this thread

Spring Breakers are retarded death magnets in my area, Panama City Beach so I dunno. I've never been motivated enough to go there during Spring Break before but it'd be cool for the tits and ass.

how do you find the easy sluts on the beach?

Probably not autistic, you’ve just lost sight of the real world

It’s fine if you’re happy that way, if not then you should probably get off your computer and go outside more

Then just put in a little effort til you get it then leave

That's the funny part, I do it in a way where it's impossible for anyone to catch me doing it

Can you give me some tips?

>slut
>relationship
Hmmm.

Lol I go to deerfield beach, filled with fat asses in thongs. Also the way the beach is setup it makes it easier for me to creep on them

Ever get risky? I always wanted to find a jerk off buddy to jerk together with in public somewhere.

are you a guy?

>not just going on google earth street view on areas of beaches that are viewable

what do you mean

step 1) Go on google earth
step 2) Navigate to any popular beach
step 3) Enter 'street view', go down the beach and look for asses and tits

Yeah but no homo.

Hmmm...So he was behind of that..?

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lol no, it's so much better in person you're crazy.

like what jerk off together in the car? lol

Yeah or I dunno, jerk off near some half naked thot. I saw a guy land a cumshot on this chicks ass one time in a video at a mall and she never noticed.

Going to Cabo in March

...I'll be living this fantasy soon.

you need to spend more time with people

ever heard of tinder?

Man I seen that same shit. I tried doing it before but pussied out. I easily could have to

Bare ass, or in jeans? How did he land a cumshot on her ass?

I would pay to see that happen to my wife lol

Yea tried that got no likes. Also tinder sucks cause if your not a 10/10 chad looking dude your pretty much getting no play

>how do you find the easy sluts on the beach?
The easy ones tell you they're easy.

But, as a general rule, look for the 7s or 8s in thongs.

That's the problem, why settle for 7's and 8's. Why not go for the 10's or 9's, you only live once

It's easy to do, it's insane how oblivious some girls can be
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