If you were to die tomorrow, what’s the most embarrassing thing your family would find when packing up your stuff...

Cum sock, and my SS collection, which I will proceed to post itt

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I have a fleshlight.

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rubber anal prober

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can they access my pc or no?

A bunch of stale food under by bed, some shorty drawings and edgy stories from middle school I kept around for some reason, and a clay dick I made when I was 15.

Last one, I'm pretty picky with the ones I download.

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Yes they can

Similar, But no nudes and I have a few of his dirty underwear that I like to smell,

u mean a completely rotten cucumber with a condom on..

My collection of womens clothing including underwear, bras, leggings, swimsuits and dresses

This plus a couple dildos/butt plugs and whole lotta dirty needles

i never understood these, is the dick actually hard? it looks like its just more flimsy inflatable plastic

I used to have a bunch of dildos and sex toys but I threw them out when they got old and too ashamed to get new ones (also poor)

I have pic related in my closet among a few other slutty dresses/outfits from Akira. I've been sleeping with an incredibly depressive, unstable co-worker for a little over a year and from time-to-time I'll have her "dress up" for me. No one knows about the relationship, so I guess it would be an unexpected find.

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Ebay is your freind. they have cheap sextoys, you just got to wait while they are delivered which sucks.

>I've been sleeping with an incredibly depressive, unstable co-worker for a little over a year and from time-to-time I'll have her "dress up" for me.
That's fucken awesome

I wish I could do that and fuck girls in my sexy clothing and swimsuits and stuff

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if they saw this video of me failing to game on a business laptop

A 7 inch dildo.

ha! gaaaayy

Collection of sex toys and lubes. I have nipple pumps, clamps, cock rings, open mouth gag, gigantic dildos and buttplugs. Couple of different types of vibrators. More than likely the dragon dildo above all though. They'd be shocked to know that I regularly do my food shopping and errands with my nipples clamped, 3 vibrating bullets in my ass, and a fat plug to keep em all in.

Thankfully All My porn is encrypted so they won't find I'm into fisting and traps.

The thigh highs, cock pumps and rings, cocksleeve, and prostate massager. Also way more Transformers than a 34yo should own.

Fuck all. The keys to about 20 different cars, an ammo box with about $500 in cash and womens underwear I scored from my high school days. Recently moved in with my gf and threw away of a lot of questionable items before she or my parents saw them.

sir you need to ease the fuck up on the bedazzling they're jeans not a chandelier

>they won't find I'm into fisting and traps.
That's the least of your worries