What is your biggest secret?

I sucked my friends dick like 3 times when I was 8

Hidden cam in sister in laws bedroom

Good for you

I was banging out with my gf in college and there was a brown spot on the bed. She thought it was period blood and got really embarrassed, but it wasn't. I just forgot to wipe my ass.

All of my wive’s friends have sent me nudes

Im into girls in diapers.

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I've been with a girl for 6 months and every time we fuck all I can think about is my ex

Thanks clay

I'm actually way sadder than I let on

I'm in love with my damaged goods of a third cousin, she recently moved in with me and my family and she works late night at a power plant in an office. One day she came real late and crawled into my bed where I was sleeping, when I woke up she was clinging onto me and had dired up tears.. Long story short her heart was broken so many times and I've never had a relationship that has lasted more than 3 months. Should I go out with her or would that be considered incest?

Nice try FBI.

You shouldn't do it because she's damaged goods, not because she's your cousin.

But I want to fix her and I don't think anyone else will love me in this world

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You can't fix anyone, and a vague gloomy outlook on the future isn't a valid reason to do anything retarded. You're going to fulfill your own prophecy. From the heart, user, get a grip.

But I dont want to be sad anymore, im tired of jacking off, I'm not going to fix her just for sex, I want something real like holding hands and crying on her shoulders as a man

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You asked if you should do it but it sounds like you already had your mind made up and you just want reassurance. I can't give it to you nigga.

What would you do if you're desperate/

Find an ugly chick that I don't have any ties to.

You fucking failure how hard is it to kill yourself

ive done erp with traps on discord and wanted to kill myself after nutting and realizing ive hit rock bottom. currently fixing problem and hopefully will reach chad status soon

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You'd chose an ugly bitch over a 10/10 cousin? She even asked me out on a date

3rd cousin is fine.

you're at least 3x better than Muslim incest

Well you didn't say she was a 10/10 until now. That helps me appreciate your temptation but it still sounds like a catastrophically shitty idea.

Thanks for clearing that up, She asked me out and i rejected her the first time and I'm going to ask her out now and hopefully she says yes. I just hope my heart doesn't go in cardiac arrest, i'm 25 years old and a virging and ive only had ine gf in my life

I am a peterfile.

No woman is going to get fixed by any man. She's just going to get worse if she thinks she has someone to fall back on. Trying to "fix" her is literally the worst possible thing anyone could ever do.

I just want to try, to help her and make myself e a better man

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Pics or it didn't happen fag

I still piss the bed sometimes and I'm 23 years old. anyone else do this?

I'm a New Zealander and I've never fucked a sheep

no.

See

My fiance is a married ex-prostitute transexual.

Everything єvíl that I want to commit. That’s my secret!

After my wife divorced me I got her 19 year old niece pregnant.
To make matters worse, my ex wife has been diagnosed with terminal cancer and I have been her shoulder to cry on for the last month.

I feel like the biggest piece of shit in the world and right now her family has told me to tell her nothing about it and let her die peacefully not knowing.
I may actually kill myself.

Same. Sorry user. Don't rush Death, he waits for us all. So does God. Keep faith, I know its hard alone.

Look below ur words. Keep faith. I wish I was a shoulder for some1 irl. I would b worth something2 some1 then. U must b important user, she came/ comes 2 u with no time 2 spare. Think about it fren...

Last time I had a sexual encounter was 3 years ago. I got my dick sucked by a trap before she started hormone treatment

dragon dildo in my sock drawer

Enjoy hell

Probably that I love sissy porn. Pretty easy to keep under wraps, though. Kind of a once in a blue moon type thang.

meh, purgatory probably

Niiiiice

did you not shit that whole time?

i jerked off over your face when you were sleeping.

>dragon dildo in my sock drawer
>His dragon dildo fits in a sock drawer

Just starting your journey, or couldn't afford the shipping on a real model?

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Kek. Hope ur no homo(still). Ill pray4u.

I support Israel and like jews.

i exposed myself to my sister more than once

Yeah, a bit, but there's no hurry. It's not going anywhere.

Keep living by the old testament and leviticus. Let me know when you awaken spiritually and get to the new testament.

Besides, I don't think a drunken 5 minute experiment is enough to condemn someone.

I'm not the judge.
Also said I would pray for user/(You).
I know my position on the "awakening" scale.
Just trying 2 shine light on the right path Fren.

Post some right now

i wish i was just making it up, my life is a fucking crazy mess.

You sure sounded like a judge when you said " enjoy hell" I am sure some of your boldness in saying so was the fact that this is an anonymous board. Do you tell people the same thing in person?? I really don't feel like having a spiritual dick contest with someone on the internet but at least I haven't condemned anyone. Perhaps you should do some reevaluating yourself.

When I was in the 6th grade I spent the summer sleeping over my friends house a lot. They had chihuahuas. When everyone fell asleep I let one of them eat my ass. Felt great, and the dog liked it. Friends dad was apparently not home yet in the morning and I saw him at the window. He saw me, but moved away very fast. I barely saw him but he saw me. I’m 30 years old now.

I fucked my cousin when we were 12

you wont fix her and she wont love you.
keep it real

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I've self harmed and been suicidal since I was a sophomore in hs. Still am to this day

Is no one fascinated by the 6th grader letting a chihuahua eat their asshole?

Seconded

Long had a desire to put a teenage boy (13-17) into a straitjacket and or other restraints. Always will be just a fantasy as no real legal way to do it.

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I will and I will post picturs of our progress in 3 months

nice

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I have condemned myself Fren. No battle needed. Yes I have balls, 2 that God gave me and I have reminded people of the "rules" irl.
I take it u mvst b triggered. Y tho?

We've all been there.

I was hit with erectile dysfunction at a very early age and it's embarrassing as fuck when I'm with a woman.
All of my desires are there, dick just does its own thing and gets hard only when it wants: In my sleep

That’s fairly normal.

You should see a doctor about it, user. Could be a symptom of something else.

at 23? pretty old. diapers and go see a doctor

>You should see a doctor about it, user. Could be a symptom of something else.

Tell him he needs to be sure to bring in any mutilated animals he owns as well. That could be important to the diagnosis.

Lolol, Macdonald triad?

Bedwetting was removed as it has nothing to do with psychopathy.

Right? How'd you fuckers not let that peak your interest?

Dude.

I am glad we can avoid such vapid contest as well. It is more constructive to have a civil discussion.

I think that it is way more complex than a dude touching another guys dick instantly opening a portal and sending you to hell. The only people I really see championing this archaic interpretation of the bible's message are those guys that walk around college campuses telling everyone that they are all going to hell. I always wondered why they decide to present this message instead of the Love for thy neighbor that is found in the new testament. The old focus does more to turn people away from the actual message so why not focus on Unity and other virtues instead of harboring fear? Besides there are many Christian churches and even the current pope are accepting of all people with different orientations.

Have molested several of my female friends when they pass out drunk at my house. No regrets

Have you ever committed the crime? Or is it just a mental thing? Go to therapy.

cmon.

Kys

Femanon here- when I was in middle school, i’d Let me dog lick everything while I rubbed my clit

You should feel guilty...

This is the first time I’ve ever revealed this, glad I’m not alone

Raging alcoholic

why do you type like a fucking normie faggot

Did you put peanut butter on your snatch?

My father had a sexual relationship with my sister, I found out when I was 12 when I saw something I knew I wasn't supposed to see. Dad never said anything to me strangely but My sister made me promise not to tell anyone and I kept that promise.

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I have hiv and still continue to have unprotected gay and straight sex

Ew. I guess you win

you know, i could never understand that fine line between heavy drinker and alcoholic. luckily in my case i'm not raging or don't start fights when drunk so the negative consequences are minimal

that shit can land you in prison

If your dad is still alive, why not open a big ol can of whoop ass on him

I used to let my dog lick my dick and balls always felt disgusted with myself

Which is why I use a trakphone and fake name.
I'm surprisingly a good looking guy so I use tinder and grindr alot. With the help of spoofing location apps. I may have to drive about 2 hours or so, but it's worth it.

It really gets my adrenaline going.

well if someone is willing to have unprotected sex on tinder or grindr then i guess they deserve it.

you're a gay man
dont do it
pics or didnt happen
gay
gay
how
normal

Exactly user. Thank you.

Yeah like I said I’m 30 now. Still haunts me. Motherfucking friends dad saw it. That dog had to be licking my asshole for atleast an hour

i regularly bone chicks i meet on seeking.com. i've been married for more than 20 years.

Well in certain parts of Columbia boys and men regularly fuck donkeys so that makes me feel better about it lol

I broke into someones car once. Didn't steal anything, just pissed all over the interior. Didn't have a reason.

My parents divorced 3 or 4 years later. My sister and he still have a very warm relationship. It still kinda fucks with my head. I kept waiting for her to become angry that she'd been victimized, but that never happened.

Im a drugdealer and I lace my weed with poisonous chemicals and deal it only to the people who annoy me.This one guy who thinks my stuff is like...sacred weed or whatever the fuck goes through my shit weekly so I just test the effects on him and say its special shit. Still working on what to put in next tho.

There is a special place in hell for you.

My older sister used me as practise when I was about 11 and I think it fucked up how I perceive intimacy and sex.
Shes never once addressed what she did in the 12 odd year since it happened
Ive never been able to tell anyone

Me and My brothers and a friend robbed an acquaintances house because he was a douche. We stole a golf cart,old steel mint pennies,really strong homemade wine,.38 six shooter,boxes of 9 mil ammo, a machete, and sombreros. We drove down the road about 2 miles away with the golf cart and a car passed us, must have been weird seeing 4 teenagers driving down the road wearing sombreros in the wee hours of the night

>thinking you can spray shit on weed to hurt people
You're a worse chemist than you are a drug dealer.

Me and my cousin touched tips, I’m not even gay

what you dont know cant hurt you.

I've done the same thing from about the same age, not a chihuahua tho

This guy knows. We can't stop you.

I eat my boogers every day

I'm past campus years unfortunately fren.
Men can NOT change God's rules. The Pope means nothing to a man or woman of true faith. Only a fool would believe the lies they spit. Man are made for women, women for men and both for God.

lol you're about the 100 billionth in line to believe such horseshit. Congrats.

Ch3ck3d^
Wovld b nic3. S0rry Fren.

Hero him

i got fucked in the ass

This

That's a mental thing dude. If you can in sleep, it's physically possible. So that means that shit is all your head. Just chill a bit, dont think about your dick being hard. Think about everything else you're doing, playing with boobs, ass, etc. You'll be fine

put lead inside your weed

i still love her even though i said i had moved on

>Still working on what to put in next tho.
gbl i wonder what happens if you smoke it then

And I will believe the "horseshit" until Death is done waiting4 me and takes me2 God fren.
We r here 2 find, test and suffer 4 our faith. Not seek and indulge in our wants and pleasures. God will give us that when we prove we r worth it.

On one hand, she's damaged, but on the other, it's convenient

All I got to say is goodluck man trying to expand your 1 dimensional view. Man and women go together from a biological standpoint but what are you going to do, just disregard the other people?? I find that people are the sum of the rest of lives and their virtues and should not be limited to just their sexual orientation. There are more to people than just their orientation. And I am curious... what sect of Christianity do you follow? You expressed your dislike of the pope, although Pope Francis is a stand up guy, so who do you look to? The saints? Jesus? or what?

Besides the union of man and women is meant to resemble the church. But what about those people that can have children or are difformed in some way? Can not the unity of mankind in spirit resemble the church? In fact that's what the church is. It is accepting of all people with love. You should try and work on being more accepting and loving.

also I am the original guy that got his dick sucked for 5 minutes by a dude that is not a chick... not this guy

I still love her.

pantyman?

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How old was she?

faggot

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pic?

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hot

When i was six me and a six your old girl that was my parent's friend's daughter touched each other and stuff. I know we were both young as shit but i still feel like shit for it. I hope she doesn't remember. I wish i didn't remember either.

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Get.
Off.
Of.
This.
Website.
Now, this place is not good for depressed people. Get therapy if you can. Link up with depression/anxiety support groups elsewhere on the web. You think you're useless, and you won't ever be happy. You're wrong, I know you are.
People have shoveled shit and loved every second of their lives. You're brain is fucking up on you, you just need to fix it. That's what therapy is for. I recommend starting by ditching drugs/alcohol exercising more. And getting out and talking to people(if you can't think of a way to do this, meetups are a legitimately good way to do it). Good luck, keep going. You are going to make it. I believe in you. There are people who think you are worth it.

Thay was me, user. You know who this is.

I miss you.

Let's find each other and fall in love.

I've been fucking my ex wife's mother and sister for years. Started a couple of years after my ex and me moved in together.

same, I used to fuck my dogs ass too... he ended up pretty scared of me. :( pretty ashamed as an adult.

youre retarded. :D

Nothing wrong with that
Hello batman
Hello black man
Ouch.
That sounds pretty "friendly" to me, maybe they were more interested than you think
Stop that, unless she's ok with it. Keeping secrets from your loved ones will ultimately make you less happy.
See: as long as he was around 8 too
Don't do that. As I've said, keeping secrets from your loved ones will result in less happiness overall
yikes
I can't believe it. Are you the mythical hyperchad?
How strange. I'm sure you'll find a girl who likes it just as much as you do
it'll pass
See: 3x cousin are ok I think. Show her some love. Just don't let her think you're in it for the long haul (unless you are, of course) the last thing you want is her going through a bad breakup again.
You can't fix anyone, that comes from within the person themselves
If it's gotten bad enough that you're downloading pornography illegal, get some therapy. There is a strong correlation between pedophilia and suicide, you are not flawed, You have a sexual dysmorphic disorder, it's just another mental problem, and it can be dealt with.
See a doc. Could be any number of things
You're a disgrace to the fatherland
Your fiance must be a very good person that you could see past all that.
If you guys are able to abort you should. It would take the strain off of both you and her. 19 yr olds do not need to be thinking about kids, they are kids. You're a good person for being there for her. Mistakes happen. You're going to get past this. It'll be ok

sauce

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>(You)Your fiance must be a very good person that you could see past all that.

Yea man, I am also partially responsible for some of the shit that happened to her. I love her too much though I want to be with her regardless of the bad things.

Do. Not. Settle. For. Less. Than. You. Deserve.

Help her if you feel inclined, but honour and dimensions worthy. There are 6 billion people.on the planet, and roughly half of them are women. You tried them all? Don't give up.

Also dump a load in your cousin and post pics.

I just lost the game.

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy

Tristana from league of legends

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I wanna set fire on an old building down and watch it burn, fire is so beautiful.

Soo, he was behind of all that..?

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Heres a pic of my said cousin we're asian

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Me and my best friend sucked eachothers' dicks in the bushes when we were around 8 years old. Apparently couple of people saw it from nearby block of flats, but we always denied it and it didn't blow up at the time.

Cool. With or without people inside?

Kinda looks my mom as a young girl

Shes 24 and I'm 25

And I'm looking foward to making a baby with her

All the best. She's beautiful

Thanks but remember shes broken and I hope I can fix that broken heart of hers

Honestly, I don't think you can fix people. They gotta get help for sure but at the end of the day it's their call. Just my opinion, anyway.

At least I'm not gay and honor rules.

I hit on a paraplegic girl because she has no feeling from her hips down and I want access to unrestricted hard as fuck pounding ass sex.

Its going somewhat well, I took her out to dinner and a movie, it was weird driving her parents van (she is 24 and lives in an apartment her dad built out of their detached garage, they have a van made to carry her chair) She is pretty, the date went well, her parents seemed happy that a normal seeming guy wants to date their daughter.

I am going to start hinting at sex when I take her out tomorrow evening. I am not even going to go for the pussy, I am going straight in her ass with almost no lube (a little friction makes it feel a LOT better than super slippery) Its not like she will feel it anyway.

Plus, maybe she will be into it, maybe she will be so happy that I am with her that since it doesn't hurt she will let me pound her ass with absolute brutality.

Homos are in this thread like flies to shit. Triggered!

>Be me, 18, just graduated high school, night owl faggot.
>Work security at a shitty call center, typical place where niggers, drug addicts and drunks work because I live in a shit town with not much employment. Only here it's worse, the drug addicts and shit don't work here..they run here.
>Got into a car accident a few weeks ago because normal fag ran red light with his 3 kids and cop is a faggot.
>I knew this Mexican mechanic, type of dude who runs back n forth to Mexico and brings home everything from coke, to Mexican moonshine (just think tequila times moonshine divided by zero, this shit will make you forget you had a name, your home, or where to go to the bathroom). He owes a favor because I managed to sell his Mex-Shine to some of the local hicks and sand niggers
> "Hey user, you can use this car while you look for a new one"
>Sweet.png
>A shitty beige 1996 Oldsmobile Eighty-Eight, barely any power steering and brakes shittier than the bathroom on a bean burrito Tuesday
>...BetterThanNothing.jpeg
>For two weeks I've been driving in this piece of shit, the front wheel drive has given out so bad that on the highway the fucking car will hesitate and shake. At first, think I'm gonna die but then remember that I don't care
>Just for more context, I couldn't even register this piece of shit under my name. The fucking paperwork belonged to some woman who died around the time of the Great Youtube Furry War, for those of us who remember that conflict and emissions in my state are rapists and say I have to do literally everything just to get it registered and road-worthy.
>I'm driving around in a dangerous piece of shit that could kill me at any moment, the power steering is unresponsive and I can sooner read every single one of Tumblr's genders than make a turn.
>Be 8 PM Saturday
>Be called in for overtime
>Be going to work 2 hours early cuz fuck traffic.
>See Boston Market, drive closer, see that their closed.
>WellShit.PDF
>Try to brake.
>Brakes.PNG are fucked.

>Try to turn
>SteeringWheel.exe has stopped working
>Thank God my town is one of those boring ass towns that's completely empty by 7PM, everyone sleeps...normies.
>Crash into the glass display counter and leave huge ass hole in wall
>hide behind steering wheel so the cameras don't see me
>Realize this fucking Oldsmobile is still running
>GasGasGas.png
>Crash through the other end of the store and drive for my life
>Lights are fucked, and so is hood
>Radiator fluid everywhere
>Keep driving into the desert
>Call boss, make up a bullshit story about my mother's water breaking, she was pregananant at the time.
>Go to my friend's house, we'll call him Juan
>Pull emergancy brake...oh shit that still works
>Juan is that one Mexican who knows where to get everything and everywhere, as long as you slide him a few dollars
>"Juan, can you help me dump this car? Here's 300 bucks"
>"Just 300?"
>Get Mex-shine out of the trunk.
>Down for this shit.jpeg.
>We got drunk and I somehow ended up home...must've blacked out. I somehow got herpes. Mex-shine is a helluva drug.
>Never saw the car after that, Juan took care of it. Made up a story to the Mex-Mechanic about some hoodlums stealing it. Turns out he didn't give a shit, he probably wanted to get rid of it anyway.
>Leanred that after I crashed into the Bostom Market, niggers began raiding it big time, cops caught them all and blamed them for it all
>MFW I'm The Bostom raider.

Just because she can't feel it, doesn't mean you can't damage her.

Also, can she just not feel her legs or can she not feel anything below her waist? Don't embarrass yourself.

Masturbated together with my sister for years when we were teens and she sucked me off while i ate her shaved cunt over and over. Sadly we never fucked.

Abort abort abort

I ended the relationship the moment I realized she wore a training bra to let herself know what the bra felt like and not what the body needed to know to let itself grow around the pain.

That's a wive's tale out of the catholic religion. The very moment.

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When my mother will no longer be with me and my sister will be taken care of at a psychiatric facility, I will be free to off myself. It's been nothing but hard labor, disappointments and failures for me so I look forward to being dead.

this fucking user gets it. bye shit cunt site

I fucked my female friend when she was drunk. She has a boyfriend though. She doesn't remember anything

That your a faggot

>the conversation i had with my daughter about half an hour before Tyrone, Leroy, and Lemonjello showed up to pic up her up for her junior prom

"ok Emily, i'm not going to beat around the bush here. i know you are probably going to fuck all these niggers tonight. you'll probably have 3 or 4 miles of hard nigger cock pounded into you before the night is over. but goddamn it, i'm not having my daughter get gangbanged in the back of a '72 Cadillac that is 80% bondo. so here's a credit card, get a decent hotel room on the white side of town. and don't let them even touch the card, or you'll never get it back and end up walking home."

"ah dad, i'm not a little girl anymore"

"i know, that's the problem. and don't let them cum in your pussy. we damn sure aren't paying for another abortion. when you think they are about ready to bust, either let them have your ass or just suck them off. no cum in the pussy, remember that."

"yes dad, i'll remember. god, you treat me like i'm a kid"

"and remember to take your phone charger. the last time you let the battery go dead and i didn't get to see anything after Jakwon roofied you. dammit, don't give me that look young lady!"

"and don't slam the door"

SLAM!

It's not too late user

Everyday I wish I was back in Afghanistan, dropping bodies.

God help me user, I enjoyed the killing - and I was good at it.

I’d give anything to bury my tomahawk in the throat of a Muslim again.

how did you get them to do that? i wanna hit on my gf's friends but too scared they will tell her.

Let me tell you about my girlfriend's daughter. She's always been kind of a bitch, wouldn't mind, sneaking out at night, that sort of thing. So when she hit 18, I told her "Get a job because if you continue to live with us, you're going to pay rent". I wasn't going to charge her much, maybe $75 a month, just to give her the feel of what it was going to be like when she actually did move out.

Well, after about 2 months of no job, and no attempt to find a job, I said "You've got one more week, then the free ride is over". I could tell she still didn't take this seriously. After another week I called her into the living room and she she stood there with a look that was half screw you and half like she didn't know what I was talking about.

"Well, did you get any work?" I asked her.

"No, nobody is hiring."

This is total bullshit, as we are surrounded by fast food joints, restaurants, grocery stores, you name it. An 18 year old could get hired around here definitely within a week, and after 9 weeks, this was clearly nothing more than her refusing to look for work. Well, this means that the ball is in my court. I told her the free ride was going to be over, and over it shall be.

"OK, I told you but you don't listen. You're an adult now and you're going to earn your keep around here one way or another. Get over here and sit down."

She half walked, have arrogantly strode to the chair I was pointing at. I stood directly in front of her and said "Goddamn it, look at me when I'm talking to you". She looked up at me with that defiant teenage slacker look.

ZZIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP

The look on her face when I flopped my cock out mere inches from her lips was about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Like someone religious that has just been told there is no God. I just waved it in front of her face, half hard now and bouncing lewdly at her. First time 10 years I had ever seen this little cunt speechless. I pressed the rather large head of my dick to her lips.

"Open up deary. This is your rent and you are going to pay it once a week until you can start paying cash."

After a few seconds hesitation, she slowly parted her lips, I guess she didn't feel she could fight about it. I put both hands on the back of her head and began to fuck her soft, warm, wet little mouth. Not too deep at first, but as we went on, I'd go in deep enough to reach the beginning of her throat every 5 strokes or so, make her gag a little. After a bit she began to take part in this, probably to get it over with. She started sucking cock instead of just getting mouth fucked. After a few minutes more of this I couldn't take it anymore. With no warning at all, I deep pumped her mouth for all it was worth about 5 times and then started pumping sperm into her throat. Evidently she had a real "drink or drown" mentality like you'll find with some girls, because she swallowed it down as fast as i could pump it out.

I made her clean my cock off, then as I put my cock away, she quickly got up to leave.

"See you next week sweetie. Remember, rent is due every Friday". She gave me the finger over her shoulder and left.

This went on for about 2 months. I think she just became more comfortable with sucking dick once a week than having to work a job 40 hours a week. Typical woman. So basically I realized that even this solution wasn't working, so I'd have to take it up a notch.

One Friday she came home to pay the rent. But I told her, "Nope, rents gone up. Get naked." You should have seen the Oh shit look on her face. She clearly didn't expect this. Even though she'd been sucking me off for 2 months, she'd never been naked in front of me, so she was somewhat apprihensive. So I told her gently as possible, "There's no need to be embarresed. Remember, I'm the guy that does the laundry when you're not here. I've seen your shitty underwear before."

She slowly and somewhat reluctantly started to take off her shirt and her jeans. Then we got to that point where girls think you're going to let them keep their bra and panties on. Silly silly girls. "Take everything off" I told her. I could almost see her hands trembling as she undid her bra hooks and let it fall to the floor. She did that cute little thing where they try to cover their tits with their arms. "Going to be tough to get those panties off like that isn't it?" Finally excepting fate, she uncovered this sweet little tits and slid her grey panties (that for some reason said Pink on them) down to her ankles then kicked them off to the side.

I just stood and stared for a minute. This was the first time I'd ever seen her bare assed naked. She's got a nice little rack and a fat little pussy with some of the most light wispy blonde/brown fur I'd ever seen. She finally broke the moment by saying, "Well, what now?" Evidently she was tired of just standing there being gawked at. "Let's go to your bedroom, It's more comfortable", I answered. God I loved that sweet little jiggle her ass cheeks did as she walked ahead of me

I told her to go doggy on her bed She thought she knew what was coming because once she had gone all fours, she said "We don't have any condoms", to which i replied "We don't need any condoms". While she was still trying to figure that one out I took the small tube of hydrocortisone cream from my pocket and squirted some on my index finger. After rubbing it quickly between my finger and thumb I quickly inserted my index finger up to the 2nd knuckle into her tight, tight little asshole She damn near jumped out of the bed when I did that, and god you should have heard her squeak. I got about a "no" and a "don't" before I pushed my big cock head up against that sweet little rosebud One more squirt of hydrocortisone and I was buried in that ass God you should have heard the moan. It was like panzers going into Paris

It wasn't long before I was just burying my cock in that sweet greasy little asshole, and she was loving it. I don't know this for a fact, but her moaning and whining kind of gave it away. I was giving her a reach around, working that clit and she was on and off just coming like hell. We turned over and she rode me reverse cowgirl, taking hard cock up the ass like a fucking champ. By the time I blew my load, she was hollaring like a little girl and coming buckets from anal.

Next week I'm taking her to the Planned Paranthood deadbeat place for some free birth control pills. Get where I'm going with this?

Seems like stockholm syndrome to me. You can't help your sister if she refuses to be helped. I wouldn't even be surprised to know she still fucks him.

Holy shit this is one of the best things I've ever read thanks for making my night

I’ve had and still do have sex with/fuck my sister.

I'm 52 and I post log threads.

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Moar... I like where your going user.

Nice story user, but we know you're a lying faggot

Don't mean to burst your bubble but don't suicides go to hell? I am sure that would mean even attempted ones, otherwise that God would be a dick, luck being a deciding factor in eternal damnation.

I routinely brutalize stay dogs, cats or humans.

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Hell's fake mate. God too.

>Masturbate since I was 12 and nobody knows it
>Tried to kill myself when I was 16 but failed since I was a pussy
>Steal about $2000 throughout my life from the age of 12 until now (23)
>Can be manipulative to get what I want
>When I was 8 I touched my cousin's pussy (she was 5 I guess)

i guess that's all

I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!

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what I did to the drunk driver who killed my wife.

What you do nigga?

I think I got molested by my cousin when I was 8 or 9 years old but now I’m having second thoughts about how if it was just a nightmare. But I remember it so clearly, now I don’t really care

I'm 48 and I wrecked OP's mom and she kinda liked it

My sister in law showed me her tits when we were all high and my wife was asleep.

For the past 10 years during 5 separate relationships I have cheated with my best friend whose also been in relationships during. Currently planning to get an apartment with her like we’ve talked about for years. I’ve loved her since we were in middle school and have just settled with other girls because I know it’s past the point to try and make something serious out of it.

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Pics?

My ex came back after a year away, pregnant with his kid. We got back together, and the little dude is 3 months old now. I never wanted kids, and it's killing me inside that I don't know if I want to stay or go.

I have regular sex with my cousin.

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I was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer last week and I haven't told any of my friends or family. I'm thinking about just killing myself after I say my goodbyes. I don't want to put them through the pain of watching someone they care about deteriorate.

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Oh shit dude
Sorry to here that

At what point did this become an art thread for someone with fetal alcohol syndrome

I think I may be cheating my gf with who I have been for 6yrs with a co worker I told her to do not worry about.

I'm a white separatist.

I have lots of friends and am really well liked, lots of my friends are blacks or gays and most of them are liberals.

It would ruin my life if they found out.

lol why are you a white separatist if you get along with all the people you're supposed to detest

>Ouch.

It's actually really comfortable. So long as you don't give in to the temptation to fap, it puts you on edge the entire time as it rolls and bumps against your prostate with a nice solid weight behind it. My whole body's been more or less a live wire for two days now. Fucking constantly leaking precum, so it kind of sucks I have to change my drawers pretty often to keep from stinking like sex out in public.

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Iv got a micro dick and it makes me want to kill my self :(
What should I do?

It's okay, overall I've had a pretty good life for only being 23. I have plenty of friends and pets I've missed waiting for me on the other side, so it won't be too bad.

Same, I’m sure shitloads of people do

Smol pener

Yeah great idea fuckhead. You've got something special, use lube. Don't go in dry because she can't feel it. You'll rip her asshole and she will need to go to hospital to get her anal webbing stitched up and the dad might just kill you.

Don't throw away great parking.

Let me suck it

Oh shit man, get well soon

Depends if ur M or F
If ur M then we’ll just say no homo

>My friend and I share his tiny, small-framed redhead girlfriend from time to time.
>Which was her idea
>She's ridiculously good looking all the way and lets me cum inside her first
>Usually a 'spit roast' situation, but sometimes it's just us

The secret is she told me he's not that good, but when I fuck her she gets off quickly, which I've noticed

>It has now gotten to the point we meet up ourselves and fuck and deep down my friend knows we do but doesn't want to mention it since he wants to keep things good
>I know I shouldn't but I don't have a girl and she's really good.

I sometimes look after my friends house when he is away. Ages ago I was naked by his pool flapping to some porn and his dog was hanging around. After I came the dog licked it up, ever since then I aim straight for his mouth and he loves it. The moment I get naked he knows what's about to happen.

Good luck finding a femanon to do it.
Looks like you are going to have to kill yourself, just trying to help you avoid that

Thanks man
Good luck with what ever is happing in your live

Facefucked my sister when I was 14 and she was 7 or 8

What symptoms led to the diagnosis?

At precisely 19.11:47 Australian Central Time.

Can confirm. Dogs love jizz. My ex was staggering off to the bathroom once after I blasted a bucket of boiling ballsauce into her. A glob of goo fell out of her smoo and landed on the floor. My blue heeler was onto it immediately and slurped it up.

Terrible daily migraines that led into blacking out and small seizures after a few months. I went to the doctor's and they sent me to a specialist where they eventually diagnosed me after a few weeks.

I’ve had a growing album of pics of asses of girls I know since high school

I just like doing evil shit, lurking in dark places and being on my own, but the lonely moments get to me

Also I'm a vampire and a skeleton

user was saved 4 a reason. I hope they find it.

Honestly user cant wait till u fucking die

are you serious? a virgin? you're going to get annihilated. sorry man, happens to all of us at least once. wish I could say it wasn't going to suck but it will. also, you will remember the way you feel about her right now for the rest of your life, and you will always chase that and never find it again.

i can suck the tip of my cock since the age of 16

That sucks balls. You're smart to check out early. I don't know your age, but if, at birth, you were offered 40 years then a quick death, or 42 years with the last two being a dumpster fire, you would take option 1.

Ill pray 4u 452Anon. Lost my best and only friend three weeks ago. I miss and love her so much. Tell her for me please. Her name was "M". Thank u, see U when my ride is over. Save me a spot.

So you're going to pray to the same god who oversaw your friend's death, and the user's brain cancer. Good luck with that.

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You can be a white separatist and have black and gay friends.

We want a nation that looks out for our interest, you don't have to hate blacks to know that they are not good for a nation who puts white people's interest first.

I hope blacks get their own ethnostate, I hope gays get their own faggotstate. I want them to succeed but succeed seperately, and I wouldnt turn away their tourism either.

every color has it's place

U must fear death. Coward. Death and God r the only ones that will never turn their backs on any1. God sets the Time, we spend or waste it and Death is its real name.

If its brown flush it down.

Just for it if she's ok with It, Bro
It's not cool to expose someone who don't want it

If I feared death, I would not be an atheist. I would forfeit my dignity for empty, false promises of a fake heaven. It's a shameful thing for a grown man to lack the balls to face his own mortality honestly.

I love Yea Forums but it reminds me how many sick fuckrs r out there. Also i hope none of the anons ktm cus who would i spend this miserble expirence with

I can suck my own dick and have cum in my own mouth a few times, I dont do it a lot its usually if I havent gotten laid in awhile or fapped which just makes me horny af and in turn makes my loads huge so I end up with a mouthful.
Id spit it out but normally im to lazy to get up when im done cause my back will hurt or my abs feel sore or cramped after.

Im scared of people knowing me

im always talking about suicide but im scared of dying, all i do is cut myself

Anything after second cousin is fair game , your family might feel awkward about it but its not incest because there's no chance you both have any of the same genes

It remembers me of something I Will never forget
When I was 7 my 8 year-old cousin convinced me that sucking cock was good so I, he and another 8yr cousin gone to a hidden place on grandma's house
The 3rd cousin showed his Dick to me and I got really close to It but it didn't seem right so I Gave up

I rarely remember that but I would beber forget it

I use an outdated version of firefox

don't tell the hackers

>there's no chance you both have any of the same genes

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Enjoy putting all ur eggs in 1 basket. I hope u don't gamble. If u ever hit bottom, real lonely no help rock bottom... God will b there waiting. U habe been pampered young 1. As long as u have "faith" in ur choices. I'm not the judge.

>I would beber forget it
Post peminine bepis

>Enjoy putting all ur eggs in 1 basket
Thousands of gods fabricated, and you are sure that you have the right one. And you're cautioning others about putting all their eggs in one basket. I should not be surprised. godtards are grotesquely stupid.

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I had sex with my friends at age 8. We'd go into the school bathroom and fuck each other in the ass.

I secretly think abortion is murder. I'm just not a chick or religious so I don't really give a fuck about it either way.

George?

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That's not nice

I broke up with my 3/10 gf to date an 8/10 qt

Im sure ive seen this exact post before, user are you lying?

Cause of head injury shit i hallucinate on the reg. Got used to it and can ignore it but if people around me knew it they'd probably flip out.

The injury changed my life though, I'm all new in many ways tho so i don't hate it like i used to.

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I like to touch girls in their sleep, ama

Self check

How old was she?
If she was an adult it's just incest and nothing wrong (just a taboo)
If she was a child pra teenager, your Gathering is a Monster and you should expose him to your family

Don't do that Bro
It's not Nice

It's a fetish ir u just don't Care about it enough to use a condom?

Wdym, do you disagree?

Isn't that fucking?

I browse Yea Forums

U need some psychiatric help

She’ll notice once she sees how loose her shits are or right before her daddio is about to give her the ol lickaroo

My sister and I grew up in a shit situation together and as a result we were both sexualized at a young age. Eventually after our mom OD'd we went to live with our grandmother.

By that time we were fucking each other regularly, something Mom used encouraged when she was strung out and wanted to watch us. We knew it was wrong and incest but didn't care.

I learned during those years that my sister was highly susceptible to suggestion (probably because she was afraid I'd leave her like everyone else, thought a lot about this), sne I made her do terrible things.

On my 14th birthday (she was 12) I brought in our dog and suggested she try to give him a blowjob, when she refused I reminded her it was my birthday and pouted until she was on the floor with her lips wrapped around our golden retriever. I fucked her while she ate his cum.

I had her service my friends, then me In front if them, calling her a slut and my whore. I used to fuck her anally only in front if others because I knew she hated it.

This went on until I left for boot camp, and my sister did everything I ever asked her... and my secret is that this has been my favorite sexual relationship in life.

I want full domination, ignorant to their pleasure, with someone willing to do animals, their own family members, and all sorts of depraved shit... just to pleasure me and make me happy.

(My sister found God in college, she's still a drug addict but refuses my advances as an adult)

I've been fucking my best friend's wife for over a year now.

It started off with a handjob, then a blowjob. When we finally started fucking she refused to let me cum inside of her, saying that we could never cross that line, but now she begs me to cum in her before she goes to work so she can feel it in her during the work day.

You should stop being a piece of shit

How's Junior year, kid?

Don't kill yourself buddy

Maybe try being a father?

I want to. I feel guilt over it a lot, especially right after I cum, but it always wears off and I crave her again. I honestly feel like I'm in love with her, and their marriage is going well right now.

They both grew up strictly religious and were each others first, but my m8 has a really small dick, and also gets off on humiliating her in front of me, which is kinda how this whole thing began. We were drinking and had a joking argument about who had a bigger dick, he had her flash us her tits and we both got hard. We were all drunk, but he ended up having her blow him right there while I fapped.

I honestly don't know what he'd do if he found out. I'm renting out their guest room, and they wouldn't be able to afford the house they're living in without me paying half.

Shot my friend on accident. We were playing with my dad's Beretta Inox and we didn't know it was loaded. Thankfully, I'm an awful shot so I just grazed his arm.

I've only had 1 real girlfriend my whole life. We were together 4 years and broke up christmas 2017. I miss her so godamn much. I try talking to other girls, but then I suddenly begin to crave her body and I have to masturbate to the thought of her.

Either this is fake or I called you a nigger-faggot yesterday
Remember me user?
>is that incest?
You fucking tell me

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Fake and gay

I sometimes shit the bed to get attention

Okay so they're pretty degenerate and he seems like a bit of a cunt. It's not like they're angels, but neither are you. You should probably distance yourself from that situation if you can. It's no good for you.

I don't really have any secrets. Once I got my precum on my bestfriend's bra.
If I had to state any regrets it would be separating myself from my closest friends. I thought getting away from them would make them happier. It turned out I was one of the only friends they had and I just made us lonelier instead. It was some of the fucking stupidest shit I've done.

I am addicted to sharing my buddy's ex. She would be beyond humiliated if she knew that people know exactly what she looks like naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt

Why is that? Is it something about you that you think is taboo or do you think it'll end badly in general?

I had sex with an 11 year old when I was 15 and it cost my sister her friend. Her best friend since they were 6 flirted with me for as long as I could remember. Nothing really happened besides a few kisses and gropes. Then my sister was out with my mom getting their hair done and her friend came by. Flirting lead to touching which lead to my dick at the opening of her pussy. I could see she was scared and wanted to say no but I pushed inside and went for it. It only took me about a minute and a half to cum inside her tight cunt. After I got off her she made excuses and left. She never came over again and avoided me and my sister from then on.

Idk if I'd call them degenerates. He and I have been friends for years, like closer than brothers. Judging people from their drunken actions isn't exactly fair.

And I summarized over a year's worth of encounters. This began by her asking me how to find porn, since neither of them watched it, and neither of them masturbated due to their upbringing. They were virgins when they got married, and I've had to explain a lot of things about sex to them. The first time she came she thought she was pissing on me.

But yeah, we were drunk one night, he was in bed passed out, and we were at the kitchen bar watching porn on my laptop. She had a summer dress on, and was kinda squirming while we clicked through different videos. I then got the incredible idea to search "Wife sharing" which caused her to start rubbing between her legs, and eventually to giving me a handjob while I fondled her tits.