Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

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who's ready for the verdict on my pho

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>when you're so horny that even taylor looks hot

Interstellar reference.
I LIKE IT

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the poem existed before Interstellar user

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Enjoy your party friend, ttys :)
Good night

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kek. good man. always dip the wick when possible. I've been in 4 serious relationships, one of which was just shy of 6 years. I have "dated" / fucked too many hoes to count, and each and every one of them expected me to either get shit poppin or know what was poppin, in terms of social bullshit. idk how you have found ones that aren't like that but I certainly want to know. spill the beans fampai

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Yes sure
So you did not do it as a reference ? :(

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sleep tite

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Naughty boy

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im going to say me

Sissygasm time?

Thank you.
Good night friend. I hope you have some fun karneval :)

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nope
I'm just reminded of it every time I'm sleepy and not going to sleep

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saved
>2
post the other too please

wasn't great, but thank you for acknowledging me

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sadfu sleeps with the fishes

Good night anons!

already late late again

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Good night
Sleep tight

Don't leave me in suspense. What's the secret 4th option? And what are the consequences?

>wasn't great
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my night is ruined.

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mime too

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say something like that again and I'll forget how nice your grandma was to me and cut your fuckin nuts off
I'll see what I can do

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you're welcome
i don't eat enough good soups

ugh mine

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More Kiki

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Don't castrate me.
It was just a joke
;______;

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if you're looking for good soups, don't come to me apparently

I stand by my stews though

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no
she sleeps with me in a big comfy bed
which I'll now be getting into

Too late now. You had your chance

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that i can help you with, user

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We *could* mime too, tho.

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BISEXUAL WITHIN THE MONTH

yay

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lets play charades

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Already am for Tay~

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I can't see how this would work, and for that reason, I'm in.

What a disaster.

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lol you never seen The Departed? that was a line from it. but I really will back trace your ass if you fuck around about sadfu. consequences will never be the same, user.

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i like clam chowder

thats just dark, user

i wish i were half as stylish as lily

she cute tho
I have just didn't recognize the quote.

you start
not big on clams myself

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Oh my

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No clams?
More of a sausage guy?

i live nowhere near a clam
but when i do, i drink dos eques

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wat
she really does have the best fuggin style. all her too, not a stylist.
ya it's a bit of a vague one

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No u

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alright I fuckin lol'd hard

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more of a shut up
. . . . . .
ok I'm making cutting motions with two fingers and then pointing to my fingers one by one

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dubs clucked

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I'm just going to check your dubs real quick, user

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Scissor hands? Edward Scissorhands.

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very good

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slingblade

nice 1 my niggy

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darn

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some people call it a kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade mmm hmmm

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lool

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It's fitting how often Dua Lipa wears chokers, because I'd quite like to choke 'er.
Wait, were we playing a game? I got distracted.

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no sweat brother. we'll ascend again soon enough.

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if you'd rather talk about her neck I'm ok with that

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I think I would. Less brain power required, you know. It's a nice neck. And nice hair, and nice thighs, and nice boobs, and a nice bum.

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I agree she is very nice

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mufuckin ded thread boiz

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She most certainly is.

It's only sleeping.

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randomly chosen webm induced CPR time

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what's your favourite feature of hers?

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Germans went to bed

the same one?

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you phonepostan playboi?

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I like her bum. My love of bums in general probably makes me a bit biased, tho.

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worse, laptop

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I like her big hands

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its like 5 am there ... id hope so

LAD

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Mmm yeah shiplap my house your dirty bitch

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Lovely Alexandra Daddario?

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Works for me!

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I've shamelessly stolen this Kate. It will make for a fine addition to my collection.

An interesting choice. I can certainly appreciate a nice pair of hands. Oh, she has a pretty mouth, too. I didn't mention that.

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I'm not a hand fetishist or anything but I have really big hands and I like to imagine dua would appreciate them for making her hands look small

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Daddario, Kate or the abbreviation?
it's all yours friend, sharing is caring

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I've shamelessly stolen this Kate. It will make for a fine addition to me being sure that I've already just said this.

Sharing *is* caring.

I understand.

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Give me all the shiplap

I know it's weird it's ok

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kek. feel free to save as many as you like

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>hey user, i made you this honey

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>Daddario, Kate or the abbreviation?
yes
all of the above
I like all these things

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Not at all. It's actually quite a sweet sentiment, I really *do* understand. That laughing Pixie was just, uh, poor timing on my part.

I'll do just that.

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I'm afraid to open this webm, because I'm sure it'll push me over the edge into unwholesomeness. It's just too sexy.

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do you listen to pixie's music?

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i can't take credit for the first two but i put a lot of effort in that abbreviation, so thank you
i'll be doing some chest compressions until the patient starts breathing or dies

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Not as much as I used to, but I still indulge, sometimes. Do you listen to Dua Lipa?

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lol I've been a phoneposter for years and years. I don't like to be bound to a desk. I have a computer but I'd rather just use clover on my phone or tablets. complete game changer

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not regularly but I do really like most of her songs...what's a good pixie song to listen to if someone had never heard one...

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did you get a new one yet?

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youtube.com/watch?v=qsKnKB4nbls
This one is my favourite.

What did you mean by this?

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is it the filename format in general, or certain chosen words?

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see

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now playing

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Prime Miley?

user please, i don't speak cat

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>filename

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Oh, right. I just got it. My head's still spinning and fuzzy. Pls forgive me.

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hello friends

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Madman! are you asking to summoning the succubus?

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shouldn't you be posting gifs of cats then?
we coolio

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dont tell me what to do

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nice song, I guess sometimes we are closer to crying than we know
hello friend

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hot

i tried no such thing, just posting randomly named webms in alphabetical order
i'm not your real dad?

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what's crackin'

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folding laundry then gonna do some dishes wbu

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cheeeekd

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Something is happening.

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sounds lit af tbqhwy
celebposting before bed

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dubs train

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we wildin

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whos sucking for emma?

could the pair of you stop this gutter snipe diatribe, please.

nah not yet my d00d

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gibe dua handjob

how many fucking handlers does she need?

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i'm not sure of your intentions. would you like me to stop?

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I laughed
jokes on you I dont know big words

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Which is the real one?

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what the frick. duo lipa

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you said money is no issue but you should give Pocofone a look too
dubs gallore

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what are you trying to say?

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?

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how many people does she need to help her up those stares?
google mk ultra ffs.

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jeez

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celeb breads are always riddled with digies

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more like confusion
all me btw

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well said kiki

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there are so many dubs that i am not sure it is even worth checking them anymore

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are you drunk?

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Define prime

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I enjoyed this filename on a deeper level.

>that hat
She could sail my ship.

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in a perfect world they both would be
lol thats a good one

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>drunk
I like your presumption.
No I'm mainlining infants blood.

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adrenachrome, nice

omg Elisha was so goddamn hot
?

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Hmmm...So he was behind of that..?

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Kstew Kik friends?

lol. you're not that user from Oklahoma who was doing the threads about him fucking dogs and his Walmart trips, are you?

that'l be that

It’s a shame she said no to the outtakes that had no nipple covers

What for?

Chat trade and jerk

I'm down for 1 and 3 but no pics to trade

...

I'm fucking shaking

Username?

neuvo

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