Fucking Celeb Thread again.
Fucking Celeb Thread again
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Hehe
Ems...
Rude!
Ah. Okay. Next time songs :)
It is very bad in Kölle. Kölle experience is basically like : You get in totally overcrowded DB. Drive and there are only drunk people.
Never saw so many teens puking in the corners.
Very nice. At least I know some people there.
Even the mobile network gets rekt at that time.
Is that Chloe these days, ffs,, it's crazy what 10 miles of cock does to a girl. Still no decenr tit pics or leaks?
always love fapping to celebs, wouldnt mind tributing some.
I didn´t mean it :(
>10 miles of cock
i think you meant 10 miles of coke
little Ari was taking in a movie and in the
theater she felt a hand grab her bum!
That‘s sounds horribly tbh, I stay at home, getting comfy with a silly derp
Well it depends on who you count as a foreigner.
So many students here from another country. But they will fuck off after some time.
Where did I go right?
How did I get you?
I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID...
But somehow now I do. (ŐωŐ人)
It was her dad right?
You take me waaaaay too serious
Both
You two are terrible at interacting.
As a punishment you get booped.
Boop
Boop
Actually yes. I lived a long time thinking that everyone saw and heard the world the same way. Now, with this painting, I’m understanding how my mind works and working my way around it rather than surpress it. One day I hope to paint people and show everyone how I see them.
Actually it is pretty funny. You see people doing insane and stupid shit. Last year I saw one guy ski down the Domplatte. And basically nobody really cares about stuff. Most people are friendly. not all
instantly, little Ari's tongue in a automatic response popped out of her mouth!
What?
I would never take you in any way
stahp
How do you see people?
should I try to make pho tonight y/n
little Ari started to pant!
henolalolalo
Soo who can explain to me these tits?
Yes please. Moar of heeeeer
Boop me tomorrow
I boop you when you drive
Ahem
Hmm, okay that sounds fun tbh.
I love a state of emergency, maybe I should try it that out one day. What‘s your costume? A furry? :D
coming out as bi within the month
Which country do you live in?
It's just a song I'm listening to, don't you worry your precious little head! (ŐωŐ人)
Hnnn...
she fat now. sad
You on the right
...nnng
something robotic inside her brain reacted
with the hand that was slowly patting and
pressing on her bum cheek!
What is there to explain? Literally the juiciest, best lookin' tits in the game right now.
NO WAY!
>be tits
>grow the fuck
there you go
Just come out as pan sexual and get a gf bf and transgender
You don‘t boop me while driving!
You‘re lucky I have winter tires :P
someone help me live my life
Stop it, you're drunk.
little Ari sounded like a doggie with big breaths!
Hai hershy
That´s not even a word
Hai Härsh
Hey
Yikes. Never understood the furry guys.
No animal. Ordered a onesie. Was way too small for my height. Have a Blaumann and will do Mario with red hoodie and cap.
You should at least try it. ;)
It is also nice to see so many girls in nice costumes like sexy Lantern and the hole shit costumes. KEK
just got this fine ass bitch's # at Kroger, boys. will take and post pics of the forthcoming felatio
how could you tell
someone, please
COITUS
I don't even know what pho is.
ohairdere
one big doggie either very happy
or very close to munching on a big bowl
of freshly poured puppy chow!
I got you
Back to my favourite thing atm. Lilly feet
I will
You are not a word
Do or do not, there is no try.
I am also moderately drunk, so I'm acutely aware of the signs.
Why? You can guess it. It is pretty easy :)
And okay I will not worry about.
pho sure
WHOOOOOOO?
jail
thanks but not asking for duas...see
Do you wanne hear something nice?
Yes I am
It’s hard to explain but I’ll try. The outline of the person has multiple “shadows” of colors that make up every person’s own song, with the colors getting more lighter until it’s a background to the person’s light coming from their head and eyes, but it’s a light that’s soft against their fearures. Their skin has those colors from the shadows moving across them with the light in the background. Whatever they wear always comes out like a cloud against them unless I focus on the song the clothes make, then I can notice the details, When the person talks to me, I can see the voice and it’s uniquely different for each person.
>haider
I am beyond moderately but at least I'm in good company :3
Always
Oh yeah I remember her. She was a hoe. Fo show.
CAUSE YOU'D BE IN JAIL
Lilly
Proof it
yussss
Neeeerd
You are alright just the way you are
youtube.com
STOP drinking.
STOP getting drunk.
START going to church.
START volunteering in your community.
Yeah boi, super mario! Hope you have a stuffed shroom or something :D
I know, I celebrates fasching often when I was younger, it‘s like halloween is for the americans, you have to license to be slutty af. In Frankfurt we have quartier latin, biggest fasching uni party there is in germany.
Okay, but don‘t complain if we die
>good company
Many would say thatthat's up for debate.
Best thing you could do for your community AnD GOD is to be honest help your friend stop being selfish/scared and come out as pansexual
START fapping for VJ
I don´t think I understand you completely but it sounds kinda beautiful
And like you take a lot of drugs, but the good stuff
Cheers :)
You proof the opposite
Breasts are made of fat
She got fat
Her chest fat got bigger
You wanna be a bully huh?
Say goodbye to your chances with Vicky.
Sorry I'm not as brave as you are! You're so strong and I support your process 100%!
STOP masturbating on a daily basis.
START moderating your urges and develop a habit of delayed gratification.
Wanted to get some a six pack Pils tomorrow and make bad jokes.
Never did shrooms. Yeah some girls really take the chance too show off. There are also the absolute hot but in absolute shit costume girls.
They are way more funny most of the time.
I won't
Best way to go
After the one you mentioned a few minutes ago...
Halstonanon is not a real word
Don't you just love it when you come out of the bathroom and there is food waiting for you?
who dis
Thought this is ry newman for a second
...
Name a single thing more badass than respecting others.
I'll wait.
Coffee?
No thanks I don't do DRUGS.
I made out with a very realistic looking zombie girl.
She was full of blood and looked spoopy and was walking around and acting very zombie like. But you could tell she was cute and I was very drunk lol
My friends said it looked creepy as fuck.
Yeah, the hot classy girls are the best
Oh hehe, yeah I would miss you tho, but bri... can‘t say no.
Will you be my karneval qt?
making pho
But a real human bean
Ryry you likey?
Respecting yourself
she looks so fucking old
>Be me at the gym.
>Hear someone swear.
>Walk over to him and take him aside.
>Tell him politely that if he wants to cuss he has to take it outside.
>He apologizes and says it slipped.
>We shake hands and go about our business.
Was that so hard?
the hand was kneading on the side of Ari's
bum, her tongue couldn't stop flipping around
and side to side, her eyes and head stayed
fast looking straight ahead, impulse reactions,
while the big show played on the big movie
screen and pulled her attentions still the most!
double trouble appeared, a new sensation
came, little Ari felt another hand joining the
first, a different hand, thick and laid with hairier
fingers, from a different direction: now two
hands were there on her seated bum!
>Take me to bed, Daddy.
I don't have a costume..
A bean? Does that mean I can bury you and you start growing?
i'd give my soul to fuck her forever
YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO MY CHURCH GROUP, CHECK YOUR E-MAIL
Sometimes, you know
Sometimes I just love you
You can bury me but that would actually stop the growing
That‘s it you‘re grounded young lady
Just dress up as a silly nerd
Hey OP great idea to remake this thread. I really want to call you names like fag, but I guess my anger should not be placed on you, no i guess it should go to those who comment and keep these threads alive. Si if you bitch about Yea Forums being in the shitter, and you are posting on this page, then you are the problem.
many people are dumb
Dubs of honesty
Checked. Only got an invitation to a furry meet up
Does that mean I can touch you..?
But then I would look like you
I confess, I'm not wholesome enough to keep pace with any of this.
Nice. Must have looked funny. Did she eat your brain? I once asked my ex gf to wear her costume a bit longer. But she did not want to. :(
saving the world
Nice
I honestly cant recall the last time i had a Nat fap
...
Thanks user, I can really use that boost today! (‘ v ’ @)
Whoops, invited you to the wrong group, ignore that. ;}
Imagine spanking Jordyn Jones.
mine was watching leon in cinema..
I'd rather imagine fucking her
No, I am interested...
Who doesn't?
No disrespect. But I don`t think it happend like that.
Being nice is still awesome :)
it's ok, i can fap enough for the both of us as long as you keep posting her
You really think a person would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?
You're not wrong.
That's so lewd on so many levels
Yes, that would be cute :P
Or just wander around nacked, that‘s kind of a costume..
Only a little bit brain, that‘s why I‘m so dense.
I hate when your girl likes being slutty, last one I dated loved the attention and it drove me mad.
P-probably
No need to thank, I mean it :)
Good night
stacking money to the sky
Just a hug
Good night qt
deletti this spaghetti
Options:
1) Fape
2) Go to sleep
3) Let The Lord into your heart
I'm sure you'll do the right thing
Fappable!
never happened
I can do that :)
Night
IT. CAN. WAIT.
PS: I go now, nice talking with you'll. Have a good night and I'll see you tomorrow!
ฅ(ᐤˊ꒳ฅˋᐤ)
I know this feeling.
This is also pretty badass! Good thinking user!
Well there is a lot of licking, biting and scratching. ;}
=^ - ^=
The only currency I need is love and friendship.
well you're just broke all around then huh?
It *can* wait, but it shouldn't have to.
See you.
I already did 3, and I refuse to do 2, so you've only really left me with one option.
>this thread
Is it okay to fap while I let the lord in my heart?
Yes, Me too.
I always try to concentrate on girls who seem to be loyal and honest.
Most of the time you realize it too late.
The worst girls are the ones who expect you to plan social shit all the time. But do nothing.
Maybe sometimes. Reality is subjective
>this user
I don’t trust you nor have you given me any reason 2 . God says absolutely not to give you anything or trust you till I officially start my transition. We love u tho I know it’s hard nothing worth doing starts off ez
almost done the pho, thanks for staying tuned
What would be the greatest thing you can do as a human being?
That basicly describes most of them tbh, I have a really hard time to cope with all the shit you sometimes get from girls (the wrong ones ofc)
I hope you find the right one soon, you deserve a qt
If you must
That's gay af
I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way too big to miss
What did Jenna mean by this?
SUCH A FUCKING SLUT
every slut expects the guy to plan the social shit. every. single. one. it's a pill we all have to swallow.
love dat belly button.
I don't want to, tho.
I'm on the edge of my seat. I hope it turns out tasty.
Speaking of tasty.
Thanks I try
That's rude
Then what's the problem
O_O
holy fuck I love her even more now
that hurt my nuts to read
I believe that this happened.
Well, you basically told me that I *have* to. That's the problem.
Idk where the song starts :D
Boop
What a cute doggo
Pic - forgotten.
about to try it right after I post this
strong finish m'user
kek
no u
I didn't say that
There was a secret 4th option that you didn't figure out. Now you must suffer the consequences
who diz
It is hard sometimes to keep going
and staying awesome. But you have to be the one who does it.
ouch
I just don`t date people like that anymore.
If I can get the d wet I will do it a bit. But I see no future with somebody like that.
Kek, that‘s very cute
new? i got a boner to keep up
I bet you are awesome :)
...
I‘m not you :)
Your mom
My mom is awesome indeed
Love Laneya!
me tambien amigo
Would give my left nut to fuck her.
I'm not even bullshitting when I tell you that I would do the same thing. literally cut my sack open and give my left testicle if it meant I could crack laylay open like a kumquat
Her dad is super protective though.
She got implants a few years ago, and she has gained a little weight.
I'd fight him to the death need be. fug she's probably still a virgin too then
might as well post a pic
Yeah. Very likely. She's always super adamant that she doesn't have a bf. Shes home schooled, and her dad manages her career.
I know way too much about her.
we got another one going over yonder my nigga
no shame in your game brother. she's special. I understand. I really do.
If you've ever seen her live on instagram or periscope, shes just so chill and genuine.
Yeah I'm crushing. Dont care.
not her on the right, unfortunately