I don't want to die a virgin. How does one find someone who wants to have sex? Prostitutes don't count

This. Why the fuck would you ask a bunch of fat, fucked-up, Yea Forumstards how to get some pussy? How the fuck would we know?

>gee that’s useful

Cry more faggot. It’s the correct answer. This is your problem. Shit is hard and scary so you dont do it. It takes practice.

What magic answer were you looking for?

>This guy knows one weird trick to crush pussy! Buy the book dating websites and bars hate to find out.

You’re pathetic because you choose to be.

Lower your standards. That woman you posted? She is so far put of your league that you should never try. What you should try to pick up though is super drunk overweight girls that would jump on an upturned barstool if it called her pretty.

Does Tinder actually work for people who aren't terribly attractive? Women have plenty of Chads to choose from on things like Tinder.
I don't understand how people have the time and energy to do all that. I spend my time working for the man like a good citizen. Where/how do people meet these days?

>In my 20s I was in good shape, and not remotely fat
You weren't trying. Put some effort into it, porky

Stop taking advice from Yea Forums.

It seems like somehow a fair number of folks on here have managed to get laid. Plus you guys are the only people I can talk to about this sort of thing.
>be yourself
I've been myself for 33 years and it hasn't been working. I used to be fairly social in my 20s and it never got me anywhere. Clearly there's more to it than that.

>Where/how do people meet these days?

People give you answers and you bitch about them yet you keep asking. I think we’ve zeroed in on why your dick remains dry.

I've only ever tried with fat chicks, because I know normal people are far out of my league. They've all turned me down.

>must be more
Yes. Your attitude. It’s shit.

It’s constructive criticism. It comes from personal experience. Take it or leave it.

Get Grindr.

Smoke weed or drink like a fish. Work with your hands. But you have to also go to church and be only interested in finding 1 woman. Be able to fuck and also be able to stare into her eyes as you make love.
You now have a life partner

So is Tinder really how most people meet these days? I don't think I could fake being attractive enough to get anyone to match with me.
I know my attitude is shit. I don't know what to do about it though. Decades of having zero attention from women has left me a bitter husk of a man.

I've smoked more than my fair share of weed, and I'm drunk right now. My hand gets plenty of work masturbating. Those all seem contrary to what the church wants.

Confident, Funny and hold a conversation.

>Prostitutes don't count.
that's your problem, retard

>Be OP
>fat, sweaty, greasy, unattractive piece of shit
>professional chair-moistener/part time aspiring pro gamer
>eat like shit, drink Monster, never touched water
>don't work out, no time between streams
>jerk off to hentai in between jobs
>expect women to throw themselves at my less-than-average cock that hasn't been stiff since passing the big 300

well, you can worry about the law for the rest of your life or you can get your dick sucked by a porno-tier slut tonight/tomorrow/whenever it's convenient

>I doubt I'd be able to enjoy myself knowing she's just counting down the minutes until she can leave.
the expensive ones pretend to like you, and whatever you imagine that you'll be thinking while you're with her is not what you'll actually be thinking while you're with her

when you're watching porn is your mind stuck on the thought "OMG SHE'S JUST THERE BECAUSE SHE'S GETTING PAID!!!!1" or do you roll with it?

this guy is 100% right so dont dismiss him so quickly. there is a reason you hear it all the time because it works.

Thats the point. It aint about church. Its the contrast women like. It aint about drugs or even working with your hands. Its having a percived rough side to you while also being able to be intimate. You want the second one to be uncommon.
I aint joking and its true but if someone is interested in you, be distant but close enough that they stay interested. Then “give in” and show your softer side now and again.

Work out. Be attractive, learn game and be social. Thats it. If youre not attractive, youre shooting yourself in the foot.

I'm not quite that pathetic.
I'm a bit overweight, but I'm below 200.
I go biking and skiing frequently.
I'm a professional software engineer making 6 figures, and highly respected at work.

>just be yourself bro
but that's what i've been doing...

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and I just happen to be the CEO of an internationally famous company. You probably work for me, according to the lies I come up with on the internet.

When I'm watching porn I realize everything is fake. I don't really enjoy watching porn though. It's just something I do to scratch the itch so I can move on with my life. If I'm with someone, I want it to actually mean more than just fucking a glorified fleshlight. If it's not, I'd just get a fleshlight.
Being yourself sounds great if yourself is someone worth fucking. If you're not, then being yourself isn't a great strategy.

I have no reason to lie to you. Is it that hard to believe that someone can have a job and still not get laid?

it's hard to believe someone makes 6 figures and can't get laid.

Go get a whore, retard. If nothing else, it'll disenchant your mental blocks about fucking, and MAYBE give you the self-confidence to ask someone out.

Or try tinder or go to a fucking club tomorrow.

Oh fucking hell. Women like to fuck a guy that's relatively healthy, clean, confidence, and drive. Testosterone is a must. The art of attraction is easy when you dont look like a bumbling fool so talk about shit you know and cut the crap about women deserving this or that.* Fuck them, this is what I'm about* without insulting them. Take charge of everything numbnuts.

Believe it or not, money doesn't make women instantly like you. At least not at my level. Maybe 8 figures would be a different story.
Has anyone here had good experiences with hookers? I've considered flying to Nevada for legal prostitutes many times, but I just can't imagine coming back from something like that and feeling better than when I left.
I don't really understand how clubs work. I just get a few drinks and stand in the corner while everyone else is dancing and having fun.

>it's hard to believe someone makes 6 figures and can't get laid.
it's more common than you think. been there, done that

>I want it to actually mean more than just fucking a glorified fleshlight.
this is what you think now, but you won't know what it's like until you try.

i suspect your excuses are intended to convince yourself that you aren't just too chicken

bang a ho or die a virgin. I would've helped you find a nice girl in your area if you had been more receptive, but fuck this thread, i'm outta here

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Yeah, thats what I did my whole life and I didnt get laid until i behaved like a total prick from 15-20. Havent gotten laid since I stopped being a total prick, go figure.

Do normal people not understand how impossible that sounds?
I can't just magically become attractive.
People study for years to "learn game" and I'm over a decade behind the curve.

women like assholes. and money, and muscles, and yeah, clenliness.

first you need to go out, that's the hardest part
But I tell you a little story:
My father had a friend who showed up every day with a different woman. Every-fucking-day. Many were ugly, or fat, but every day a new one. He was not an attractive man, nor did he have much money. One day his friends followed him to see what he was doing. And they discovered the secret. Every afternoon, this man stopped at the corner of a street. Every time a woman passed by he followed her a few steps saying things to her ear. The same with every-fucking-woman. He was constantly rejected. But thousands of women passed through that corner and always at some point he managed to convince one of them. So the secret is not to think about rejection or respect or maintain pride. You just have to persevere.

Try the route I went OP: kinky sex with strangers. It comes with the risk of getting AIDs, kidnapped, or raped but you meet people who want to have sex and only sex.

I've met a few people on Craigslist this way but they don't have the personal ads up anymore which is lame

Yeah I know, I was the nice guy that had the car, house, and money. The moment I grew a beard and told everyone to fuck off I'm going to do me... now I'm scraping women off my leg. Its fucking annoying frankly.

i've had a similar experience. I had to act so cringy to pick up women that it wasn't even worth it

they all say that confidence is attractive and cockiness is a turn-off, but in my experience most women can't tell the difference. Two men that behave exactly the same way will get categorized as either confident or cocky based on how attractive they are.

Pan-handling for women?
It's impressive that something like that can work. These days I'd expect to get accused of attempted rape far before someone was receptive to advances like that though.

Hmmm, I've got the car, house, and money. Do I just need a beard and an asshole personality?

Just dropped into this thread, you sound like a bit of a dik, so that works for you?

Sure, sure.

I realize completely that I'm too chicken. That's a big part of my problem. I don't know how to be confident without success though, and the only way to have success is to be confident.

This here is a small bit o' truth.

lmao

Yes, i would never do the same thing, but it works. I just put an example for a desperate guy.
The story was 40 years ago, so maybe there's a more "polite" way.
The second chance is waiting to be around 50yo. If you are young and ugly and you don't have a nice personality or money, you are fucked. If you hace 40 and you don't have money, you are double fucked. But if you are 50 just install tinder, there's a lot of 50ish womens desperate for sex

Where do you find people looking for kinky sex these days then? Hopefully without the aids though.

Possibly. I also got a huge testosterone boost as well. I'm not much of an asshole though. I just talk on my terms only occasionally I'll talk to them about what's going on in their lives but they usually say poor pity me bullshit so I dont ask cause I dont want to hear that shit. If it's not positive or about wanting to do something, I dont want to hear it from them.

All those chicks in relationships, become their friend. When they do breakup you'll be a good rebound. Also, do a shotgun approach. Flirt with girls whenever you can and be suggestive in a funny way, odds are a couple will bite. Never put all your eggs into one basket. At any given moment be talking with 5-6 girls, making plans with them and see where they lead. A few main things that'll work for you is being in shape, being funny af, and behave as if you're not tied to them or they're not tied to you because that shows confidence and requires little commitment.

Not op, I'm the bearded fucker. I have a knack for doing that, issue for me is when 2 or 3 of the 6-9 want something serious at the same time. I never could figure out what to do after that point.

One of my roommates is a fat ugly little 5'2" Asian and he found his girlfriend on Tinder. She isn't a looker by any means but he lost his virginity, so it worked for him.

>Gee, that's useful.

Nigga what more do you want??

Well then you're in a good spot because you can make the pick on what you want or just sit back and watch the drama unfold leaving your ass at the bar again telling your buddies a good story. It's all a win imo.

>How does one find someone who wants to have sex?
a friend who i'm pretty sure was a virgin before he met his future wife in their, i wanna say, mid-to-late 20s, started going to a weekly square dance thing.

she did the same thing for the same reasons. both were and still are fat and plain-looking, but pretty nice people.

here is the secret:
>normal girls/women are JUST as shy and scared of the opposite sex as normal guys
>they think nobody wants them JUST as much as guys
>yes, 9s and 10s are different, but male 9s and 10s have their pick of pussy too

>relationship ads work too
(do those still exist? i have no idea)
>a cousin
>actually very tall, blond, broad-shouldered, not fat, just never-been-kissed
>because of fucked-up parents
>and therefore incredibly shy
>found a pretty nice plain jane through an ad in the paper
(i'm guessing dating sites for "adults", so not tinder may work similarly)

>similarly, a college friend who got tired of dating groupie sluts
(he used to be in a band and a dj)
>found the mother of his kids through an ad in the paper
(explicitly seeking not a GF but a wife)
>who's actually pretty hot (skinny, blonde, blue eyes, great personality, great mother)
>but she didn't want to date chads (only to be dumped later) anymore either

so there truly is someone for everybody, and lots of women just want to settle down with someone who'll treat them well

For people here who have female friends, what do you do together? I've tried making friends with a few women, but I'm not very good at it. Maybe every few years there's a new woman who seems possibly interested in being my friend, and I try my best but it ultimately peters out.
Any idea what his profile was like? Did he compensate for his looks with a witty profile?
Something more than generic bullshit. "Be yourself" is the worst advice I've ever heard. I literally have no choice but to be myself.

I'll fuck you. You just need to pretend to be a woman.

>I literally have no choice but to be myself.

Well shit if you are such an unlikable bellend try being someone else then, and stop pussy aching on Yea Forums

Fat sluts always ready to fuck anyone

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>what do you do together?
What normal friends do. Go to happy hour together, trivia at a bar, hangout with their friends, birthdays, accept invites they give you, chat via text/dm jokingly and share memes, etc. Find common ground, watch your favorite shows together or talk about them.

I would love to learn to dance, but I've been cursed with sweaty palms. Any dancing that involves contact would be disgusting for my partner. I can work around this briefly by washing my hands in ice cold water, but I wouldn't be able to last long enough after that to be able to learn how to dance.

>For people here who have female friends
there is no such thing, unless both are in happy and stable relationships and the partners are cool with the whole thing

i actually know a BUNCH of single guys who think they are friends with girls, but those girls only treat them as free-of-charge ubers, handymen, movers.

No they aren't. They want commitment then get fucking weird after you pork them. Expect repercussions on that route.

I haven't had normal friends in years either. I've almost forgotten what it's like to have friends.
I know single guys who have female friends and have none of these problems. It seems like it's possible, but there must be some secret sauce that only certain men understand.

dafuq you mean prostitutes don't count? sex is sex, the chemicals are all the same you fuckin virgin. your body doesnt care if your fucking a prostitute or just some regular hoe.

>I've been cursed with sweaty palms. Any dancing that involves contact would be disgusting for my partner.
that's just the sort of bullshit excuse you tell yourself (perhaps subconsciously) to avoid interactions with women.

and no, that type of square (or line? i forget) dancing did not require hand-holding.

in any case, yours is a psychological problem. have you talking to a doctor/therapist?

The ham planet gravity jokes work on multiple levels

Nope. Disagree. Too much of it is in the mind.

aside from living with the knowledge you are so fucking beta without paying for sex youd have died a virgin... which may only be a fraction better than actually dying a virgin

HARPOOOOON THE WHALE

My mind cares though. If all I was looking for was the physical sensation, I'd fuck hookers every week.
It would take a world class therapist to fix all the shit that's wrong with me. But that might be the only option. Still wouldn't cure my sweaty palms though, so I'd confidently walk up to a woman with a big Chad smile, hold her hand, and then watch her walk away in disgust.

>I know single guys who have female friends and have none of these problems
they ALL think that tho

i also know this from the other side
>my long-divorced sister (pretty decent milf, if we weren't related)
>has a bunch of such "friends"
>they help her move furniture
>trim her hedges
>do various minor construction

>one's a closeted gay guy
>not so good with the manual labor
>but fun to be around
>so he's godfather to her kids

she just uses these guys for all they're willing to (happily) give her. they all just want in her pants (and the closeted guy thinks he does). she knows that and makes the best of it.

>Still wouldn't cure my sweaty palms though
this is either a psychological (likely) or physiological (extremely unlikely), but it's one of the two for sure. what makes you sure it couldn't be cure?

This doesn't necessarily mean she's using them. Male friends help other male friends move furniture too. Helping out a friend is just a nice thing to do.

You need an SSRI with a lightbulb shoved up your ass so you can lighten the fuck up. Life isn't super negative, start with small victories and build yourself up because women fucking cant do it for themselves. Build your confidence, bring yourself happiness, and because of that, they'll skulk around like vultures wanting a peice of what they are starving for. Then you give them some good dick.

be funny

>they ALL think that tho
lol, i've been a rebound to a few girls after relationships and they're usually my uber and they've never asked me to help them move or do anything beta for them.

Talk to girls. Befriend girls. Get close. See if there is some chemistry with one you like. If there is, keep getting closer. You were literally born to fuck a woman, so it should be basic instinct once you're there.

It's a relatively common problem, and the only solution seems to be a surgical procedure that cuts nerve cords in your armpits. It makes your hands bone dry, but increases sweatiness for your ass and feet, which doesn't sound like a great tradeoff.
My small victories aren't big enough though. My most recent victory is I went on a short hike with a woman about 6 months ago. She said she was interested in doing it again, but then responding to my texts.

From everything I've heard, it's much harder to go from friend to partner than it is to go from nothing to partner. Is this not the case? There are so many people asking how to turn a friendship into something more, and so many responses saying this is the wrong way to do things.

What were the texts about? Cause that could kill it right there if it's not done a certain way. For some reason they like small texts, not too many in a row, and not immediate responses.

I second that

Something like:
>Heya, looks like the weather is going to be nice this weekend. I'm thinking of going hiking at X. Interested in joining?

Then she found a guy that fucked her and her attention shifted. When you have a chance, never hesitate on the kiss cause it hooks the deal. She was interested, I'm guessing you missed the chance to get it done.

Women dont agree to do an activity unless they want something

>Women dont agree to do an activity unless they want something
jfc you deluded fuck

I was actually just looking for friendship. I was trying to start with some baby steps. I guess even that was too much.

do you have a sister?

Yes. Why?

fuck her

Somehow I don't think she'd be interested. Plus that would be pretty weird, even for me.

I am a deluded fuck lol. But my number is in the 40s. Dont befriend because they'll value the friendship and not want to ruin it. Sex ruins a lot in friendships. When I talk about small victories it's not about getting their attention, it's about self victories. You want something, get it. I want a drink *goes to the bar, I want to play pool *play a pool. Do what you want to do, do what makes you happy, improve your mentality and perception of life. Then you talk to women keeping the conversation small cause you are too busy doing what makes you happy. When you have time, allot them in, dont make time for them *keep them on your terms. I'm going to do this at this time because the conversation shifted to the topic of what I'm going to do or I interrupted the conversation to do this activity because I'm busy. If they want in they'll ask to join, if not... they'll ask afterwards.

I'd love to have some female friends, purely for friendship with no possibility for sex. I'd also love to have sex. I don't understand the difference in how to pursue the different relationships though. Just a single one of either would be much better than what I have now though.

>fairly elected for.
weird flex but ok. i'll make sure to divide that by 4 or 5.
>If they want in they'll ask to join, if not... they'll ask afterwards.
not always the case

>fairly elected for.
sorry supposed to be
>my number is in the 40s
sorry am trolling on other thread and things are being autistic

Idk, Tinder?

Hookers are actually legal in Nevada.

Tinder is a waste of time. You'll have to aim for uglier girls than you'd get irl while treating them like they're a 8 or 9.

What do you put in a tinder profile to make people interested in you? Looks wise I'm maybe a 4-5, so I can't rely on that.
I know. Maybe one day I'll be desperate enough to fly out there for a weekend to fuck hookers until my dick falls off. I'd just return a broken empty shell of a man though.

If it makes you feel better. There was a woman who’s ex husband threw acid in her face. Believe it or not, she found love again, that man loved her so much, even after the face transplant (which honestly made her look worse, Jesus Christ it was basically a flash mask). Don’t you say your looks won’t get you laid, personality helps. Make yourself sound interesting with interesting hobbies. At least settle at for a 5 or 6 at this point if it’s really taking you so long.

Bang hooker loose irrational insecurity about not having sex and performance. Appear much more confident because who fucking cares if this rando rejects you you're fine any way

I would be ecstatic if a 5 or a 6 showed any interest in me. If people like are to be believed, my only hope is to go up to every 1 or 2 I see and pretend that she's a 9. I guess I can be grateful I have a fairly average face and no major disfigurements, but so far being average hasn't helped me much.
What do I do when the rando doesn't reject me but then starts wanting to share interesting life stories and asks how I lost my virginity? I'm then completely fucked and forever have to tell the story of losing my virginity to a hooker or else lie about it to all future potential partners.

practice up on hookers first

in your current state if you actually managed to get a real woman in bed you'd fuck her like it's your first time and scare her away forever

Of course I'd fuck her like it's my first time, since it would be my first time. How many times do you think I'd need to fuck hookers before I wouldn't scare women away from my lack of experience?

Hire a good hooker, it's the same

I'm killing myself at 25 if I haven't dealt with my sexual frustrations

23yo kissles virgin here

Do you know this from experience? How does a good hooker compare with a woman who's actually interested in having sex with you?

No you won't. You'll get there, and then say the same but at 30. Then you'll reach 30 and bump it to 40. Your miserable life will go on until you die of natural causes. Believe me, I've been exactly where you are.

>Of course I'd fuck her like it's my first time, since it would be my first time
yeah, I almost said "fuck her like a question mark" but i was afraid that my meaning would be lost

>How many times do you think I'd need to fuck hookers before I wouldn't scare women away from my lack of experience?
it varies. For all I know you'll be pornstar perfect your first time. I wasn't.

Buy a 145cm sex doll asap. One made of platinum silicone.

Or just wait a few years and buy a doll that can pass a Turing test. Then you won't even need a real woman.

nah
I didn't expect I'd be in the same situation when I was 17 and made up that stupid promise.

Now it feels like I won't even last to 25 lol

>How does a good hooker compare with a woman who's actually interested in having sex with you?
you might be surprised how much the hooker actually likes you. Just because she wouldn't give you the time of day in her personal life doesn't mean she isn't happy to see you at work. She spends all day sucking off dirty old pirates. It's like a breath of fresh air for her when a client is young, clean, polite, white, generous, easy-going, and he smiles.

sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles. it's still ice cream

Well, assuming it I were you, how many times would I need to fuck a hooker before I'd be able to fuck a normal woman without her running away in fear? I'd rather my first time be with a regular woman who wants to have sex with me, but if that's completely off the table I guess I could try fucking 700 hookers until I have the sexual skill of the average 19 year old man.

lower your standards. Go for the overweight cougar and you will not be disappointed.

idk I guess I got it right on like my third time

but in hindsight i think that had more to do with her than me or my experience level

Does 33 count as young? I sure hope so. That would make me feel a bit better I guess.
My standards aren't very high. I will have sex with any biological female human who wants to have sex with me. So far not a single overweight cougar has showed any interest.

Well that's promising. Assuming I'm only 90% sexually retarded, that would mean that after fucking 30 hookers I'd be ready for a normal woman.

>Does 33 count as young?
probably. You'll be younger than most of her other clients for sure. If she's like 18-19 and you're out of shape she might just categorize you as another old guy. Just aim for one that advertises as 25 and in reality she will be around the same age as you

I've noticed over the years that different guys that are thinking about doing it for the first time have different concerns. Some are super worried about STDs, others are worried about law enforcement, and others about paying too much or getting straight-up robbed. I wasn't really worried about any of those things. I was worried that she wouldn't like me, that she'd act disconnected the entire time, chewing bubble gum and asking "Huh?" every time I tried to talk to her. I was worried that I would feel like I had done one of those things that changes you forever. I was worried that afterwards I would feel "empty inside" LOL @ that in hindsight, I had to force myself to use logic to prevent myself from falling in love...

it all turned out ok. mostly.

tinder
there are tons of women there
just make a profile and swipe on everyone

As worries go, my biggest worry would be the feeling of emptiness and knowing that there's no going back from losing my virginity to a prostitute. If I decided to go that route, I'd spend the money to find one who's legal and clean. I'd know she's only doing it for a job, so I wouldn't worry about falling in love. We'd probably only talk for 5 minutes anyway.

And some things that don't move.

I fukn hate u
jk but "being yourself" in front of strangers is hard user

Howso? I be myself all the time. It just doesn't attract women.

Lift weights run get a nice body, clean haircut and clean face. Currently working on lifting and avoiding cardio at all costs

JUST GET A HOOKER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINING BIATCH

Why are you avoiding cardio? If you suggest lifting weights and running, why wouldn't you want to do that too?

why avoid cardio?

Go be yourself near people who like people like you.

Go Hoggin.

Beggars cannot be choosers.

Its either that or go after crippled girls.

Does getting a hooker make you feel like a real man? I can't imagine it would solve any problems.

This was my fantasy during my incel years. Some cute cripple that all the Chads overlooked. God the painful incel years...

I don't know that any people like people like me. My best bet is probably to be somebody else instead.
I've tried with a variety of fatties. That was even back when I was younger and more attractive. None of them were interested.

So you made it out of the incel years? HOw did that happen?

That's horseshit. Fucking bronies have massive conventions ffs.
You've probably idealised a group of people or a type you don't actuwlly fit with.

The equivelant of a dungeons and dragons nerd going clubbing all weekend every weekend and wondering why he doesn't click with anyone.

I'd bet you have an image in your head of what you think you're supposed to be instead of realising you're just supposed to do what you like to do and find people who like.the same shit.

Stop trying to date out of your league.
Your dating age range based on your level of confidence should be somewhere between 18-22
Any girl above that age is going to be able to sniff out your beta mentality like a 6th sense.
Unless you're financially stable, (Your own apartment / car / job / self sufficient) you're not going to be able to get anything above a 7/10 with a good personality, because you will get cucked and lose her to someone who has those qualities.
You can't be fat / unattractive AND a loser. You will have absolutely nothing to offer the opposite sex. No matter how good you are at fucking / eating the pussy, 50% of the pleasure women get from sex is WHO they are fucking.
Last but not least, grow the fuck up. Stop looking for a fucking mommy. Women don't want to be your mommy. It's fucking sickening. Nauseating almost. Other than that, Just be funny and cool, and make her talk about herself. Have style. Have interests outside of fucking anime and video games. I've seen lanky, ugly, manlettes fuck hot girls. But only because they were confident, successful people.

Lost my virginity at 25. Short relationship then I moved. Currently dating 2nd girl I've ever fucked (4 years now) and everyday I pray I could catch her cheating on me because I won't break up with her because of course I'm a pussy.

NOTE: Ur crying cuz girls didnt give you attention. Ur a fucking manchild faggot. Kys. Alot of people dont get attention from girls doesnt mean u gotta be a faggot about it.

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I come home every night to my big empty house to drink and waste a few hours online before going to bed and starting the whole work cycle over again. There isn't a convention for people like me.
Wtf dude. 18-22 year old girls wouldn't want to be with a 33 year old. I am quite financially stable (see ), but that doesn't seem to matter. I wouldn't even consider trying with a 7/10. A 4/10 who's interested in me would be marriage material.

why do you want to break up with her?

I guess you could introduce her to me. I'd probably convince her to avoid men forever after a 5 minute conversation, and you'd be home free.
Not many people get zero attention from women for their entire lives, and those that are in that category are either monks or dead from suicide.

>Being yourself sounds great if yourself is someone worth fucking. If you're not, then being yourself isn't a great strategy.

If only we could figure out why women aren’t into you....

You're an idiot if you think that. Take a girls age, and add 10 years, and that's the age of the man they're looking for. If you don't know this by now, you are hopeless.
You are financially stable. You're literally everything a girl is looking for when they're around 25-30. They want a guy who can take care of them. The first thing that pops in their head when they're dating is "can this guy support me and family" the second thing is "can he fuck me somewhere i can be loud".
That's IT.
You live in a prison cell of your own mentality, built by the lies you've been telling yourself. You need to stop telling yourself these lies or you'll die alone.
"I'm not good enough".
"I'm too fat"
"I'm balding"
"I'm ugly"
You keep telling yourself this shit, and you're going to believe it. But the good thing about it is it works the opposite way as well. Go see a therapist. You've got psychological shit you have to fix first. Otherwise your relationships are always going to end in complete disaster. Til then, these people are right. Just go to titty bars and fuck hookers.
Fuck your moral standing. You need to build your sexual confidence. Work on you.

Stop dating cunts on high school

I realize my personality is completely fucked. I don't know how to change that though. But people keep telling me to be myself, and don't realize that being myself is exactly why I'm here.

I think you should just walk out in frontbencher if a goddamn bus Jesus Christ.

>women like confidence
>BUT IM NOT WORTH FUCKING WHAAAAA
>yeah don’t do that women don’t like that
>BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOMEN DONT LIKE ME WHHAAAAAA

Straight women like dick not someone with a pussy on a constant heavy flow day. Like I said up thread, you ask for answers and cry, bitch, and moan when you get them. You’re a fucking loser. Why? Because you want to be. Just stay mad then it’s your cock and your life.

I'm literally a tiny fraction of what a girl is looking for when they're 25-30. They want an attractive, funny, smart, rich, tall, charismatic, athletic, popular guy. Plus probably a few requirements I've forgotten.

Please kill yourself

I don't want to be a loser. I just am a loser. I can't just magically become confident when confidence is a reflection of success.

fake that shit til you make it bitch!

Don't worry buddy, you'll probably get your wish soon enough.

lol okay.
You can't be helped. You're just swimming in a pool of self pity.
"women want all this stuff I'm not, boohoo".
Why don't you let the girl decide for once in your life, instead of condemning yourself like a little whiny bitch.
You might actually be surprised.

Any advice on how to fake confidence? I was never a very good liar.
They've been deciding for my entire life, and they've apparently decided that they don't want me. I just want one woman to accept going out on a date with me. Just one. That would help immensely with my nonexistent confidence.

Honestly dude, it won't. You're giving this idea of getting to fuck-finally as this mystical key that will solve all your issues.

If you want to feel better for real, that's just one piece of it. Otherwise you'll just be a sad sack who thinks about the time his penis was in a vagina.

Drink water, eat more veggies, go running - more free than a gym, less of a mental headgame since you don't exercise, and TRUST me nobody cares what you look like when you run.

don't jack off or watch porn for a while. This sucks but you will feel better. Sounds like your idea of women is a little warped tbh.

In general just like go outside more. People are outside, not in your house. That's how you meet them. There is no fast track for you buddy but you're never out of options. Now go fucking run!

These all sound like generally good ideas to be happier and healthier. I've tried getting into running a few times over the years, and it's felt good while I was able to keep it up. I hope that will eventually lead to some sex as well. That would be nice.

just do that shit! sucks to be your own worst enemy but i've been there and there are a LOT of people stuck in their own unhappiness. You can get unstuck. Just remember when that shit doesn't seem worth it that some random user gave you this hour of his life just cuz. Pay that shit forward too man. be nice to people. You can go on Yea Forums and talk shit but don't live on here either lol.