Am I the only one here not ejaculating like in porn?? It never "explode" or comes in hight quantities, only 2-3 drops...

Some people are just beaver cummers. Like I have bigger than average balls but my cums are pretty normal unless I save it up for a while. Must be my prostate I don’t know

Meant to say heavier but beaver sounds better

I don’t cum buckets either...
Women usually prefer it that way.
It’s easier for clean up

>2019
>Not being a beaver cummer

I cum buckets lol
but I'm a virgin faggot

kek

>comparing yourself with pornstars
>thinking porn has anything to do with real sex/life

yes you are unhealthy, mentally unhealthy, dumb as fuck to say the least

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Normal.... I’ve got 3 kids and always had this as a concern..

but all blacks still have huge dicks and whites can't compare, we can all agree to that right

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oh yeah

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Drink a lot of water
Abstain for sex or masturbation.
The longer sex last the more forceful the cum.

If I'm with my wife and we have been fucking around for like 30 minutes im guaranteed to blow a load that will are through the air for at least five feet. Usually a handjob from her will do it.

wrong again. that is one of the huge, inerasable myths, just like about asians having small ding-dongs.

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Drink tons of milk, it’s pretty much what makes our cum. The more you drink, the farther you’ll shoot your jizz. Aim for the eyes for an extra 50 points!

Japanese/chinese people are 2 inches below the western average

2-3 drops?? You have low Test.

When you audition to be a male porn star, one of the things you have to demonstrate is that you can cum by the gallon and also to cum multiple times a day. That's in addition to having a 12 lb cock.

>muh statistics
anywhere you go you can find monster poles and tiny wieners. ppl are just complexed imbeciles anywhere you go, so there's that

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every races dicks are the same
t. dick watcher in the navy

Stop beating off so often. Wait for 4 days, then you'll shoot ropes.

Not to burst your delusional bubble or anything, but dick censuses are a thing.

ya sure, explain then that crazy amount of barely average cocks in porn. you must also think that all women in porn have great big tits and asses and also pretty as hell. WRONG! majority have barely average tits and body, and I'm speaking of porn that goes on tv. If you always expect a huge dicked Chad banging big boobed bimbo, you got another thing cumming, very smaller thing.

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yeah and they have nothing to do with averagesyou fucking imbecile

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define a thing. once they measure and compare billions of people then we can talk. I never believed in samples.

no, they do not. see

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worldpenis.tadaa-data.de/

Thats all countries.

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This is from 40 studies spanning over a 100 years.

Skip the Lecithin & replace it with L-Citruline for harder erections.

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see

So by your standards are all medical studies useless because they dont feature billions of subjets? kill yourself you small dicked asian faggot.

Same here. Most woman say this to me too. They hate guys who cum buckets in their pussy. I always get all the details.

This is definitely them trying to make you less uncomfortable about cumming like a child.

thats fully erect right? lets get this clear

Helps if you don’t eat twinkies, drink gallons of mtn dew, and sit in your moms basement all day

how's a penis size a medical study?

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How is it not you brainlet? kek

There's never a bad time to get a prostate exam OP.

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no, that's 37,6% erect. there is a special board of experts that determine the point a penis has reached that level of erectednes. how the fuck you not know that?

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To be fair I wouldnt take a lot of these at face value as a lot of the authors of the studies are sex toy manufacturers.

Really? My gf always wants to be covered in my cum.

I finish inside her and get on it again and finish over her face to satisfy her.

advice:
are you trying to push?
i was having a similar problem... seems to be better now that i stopped pushing... just let it flow

I have three kids, my ejaculation don't pump out and is more like a dribble and the quantity is probably the amount of a capful from a soda bottle. I don't know if it's normal but it still does the job it's supposed to!.

Never knew I had a huge dick.

So you don't believe in statistics?

The fact he stopped replying suggests hes angry because hes asian and his dick is below average size.

Take l arginine supplements. 3 -5 grams a day. You will blow ridiculous loads.

Nobody cums like that again after years of snri antidepressants and benzos. So probably most people on here. Including myself.Don't Man i used yo pop the fattest loads. shoot right across the room and hit me gran right in the face so they bloody would. By eck those were the days.

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All dubs in this thread are truth.

SSRIs are for weaklings.

clearly you have never watched jap porn. or else you think they have big minecraft penises. That's the censoring dude.

i said snri's.

seriously genetically inferior, kill yourself already

Yeah and I said antidepressants are for weaklings.

learn to edge bro

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>centimeters

You know the measurement the whole world uses apart from the US and Burma.

Even if you take em for epilepsy and fibromyalgia? Not depression

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These results are useless without knowing standard deviatons

Fibromyalgia yes, epilepsy no. Epileptics are weaklings

Those are summaries of each study you imbecile, feel free to look them up yourself they're all on the aptly named worldpenis site. Besides that would have no bearing the final averages unless you need to check individual studies for validity.

Wtf ethnicity is
>Asian American?

Do they mean half Asian/white or native Americans (Indians)

Even if my epilepsy was cased by a brain injury from a moterbike accident?

Asian, not native american.

motorbikes are for top tier small dicked faggots. So definitely.

drink a lot of water and skip a fap

when i do that i get a double. My loads are pretty big to begin with, so a double load is fuckin massive

Try cumming like a girl

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I wasnt the one on the bike. I was the one walking across the road. But wait. Don't tell me. Walking and roads are for small dicked faggots too right?

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This. I have BPH. Basically enlarged prostate. Doesn't affect anything other than amount of ejaculation. Wife doesn't mind at all. Way less mess.

Being so weak and inferior that you cant hear/see a motorbike coming is definitely the actions of a weakling. I bet you have to take loads of inhalers and wear glasses.

Become older than 12.

You bet? ah so your a degenerate gambling addict who spends your welfare at the local casino, and always comes back with empty pockets. Nice

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You're*

At least I can cross the street without getting brain damage you genetic failure.

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yup, definitely smells like jealousy

Jesus does the brain damage stop you from replying correctly? kek my captcha image was a crosswalk.

Taking 2 soy lecithin capsules in the morning makes me blow huge loads. My brothers Chad friend that did porn told me about it. It's good for your liver or something too.

>2-3 drops
You done exhausted your reserves son.

trips confirms. been taking this shit for years. girls always tell me i cum way more than other guys.

You do it too often and not for long enough. Cum once every two or three days and jerk off fora long time. You'll see improvement. That and flex those muscles.

Has rent ever been this free for anyone other than AOC?

I'm quite sure that with the few brain cells you command i'm still outnumbering you drastically. Brain damage or not. The damaged brain of a superior being such as myself. Still outclasses your maximum potential. Maybe i'll go do pro boxing for 20 years, and when my brain is truly punch drunk you can have another shot at me. I might have been involved in an accident. But you were an accident.

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Maybe you're just not enjoying it, your body knows that stuff and doesn't put much cum on your load, because it's a waste.

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jesus christ, did the brain damage give you more autism? You're pure cringe.

Superior being
>has brain damage
Maximum potential
>get hit by another motorbike?

(Unexpectedly) low volume ejaculation is usually a sign of:

(a) pubescence ;
(b) excessive ejaculation frequency ;
(c) poor health & or nutrition ;

It is commonly the case that young guys who have only just recently started to ejaculate will have an expectation that they should be producing something like the high volumes of semen that have become accustomed to seeing in pornographic videos (anything between half a litre and a bucketful.

These videos often fake the volume of ejaculate by a variety of camera, CGI, Magic Circle techniques.

Typical mature (adult) male ejaculation volume is around 5 millilitre, with anything between about 3 millilitre and 10 millilitre being considered "normal".

Ejaculate volume (during one orgasm) is typically maximised if the interval between ejaculations is regularly maintained at about 36 hours, with once per day probably being optimal for practical purposes. Adolescents around "Tanner stage 2 to 4" often find three or more ejaculations per day to be virtually essential, with semen volume per orgasm being at (or below) the lower end of normal volume.

Poor health, physical fitness, and/or nutrition is always likely to reduce the enthusiasm for sexual activity and also the ejaculate volume if the individual manages to motivate himself to engage in sexual activity at all.

Maximal semen volume per ejaculation is likely to occur in a healthy and physically fit male who is well nourished, adequately hydrated and physically aroused (horny) after a prolonged period of sexual activity with a highly desirable partner, following a period of between 24 and 48 hours of sexual abstinence prior to sexual activity.

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Haha. You run out of words? Exhausted your vocabulary? I was just making the type of egotistical god complex post that you'v been making so you can see how retarded you sound. But seriously. You definatly show all the signs of a narcissistic personality disorder. Delusions of grandeur. Lack of empathy towards others. You should probably see a neurologist. You could have a brain tumour. Or just be damaged beyond repair. I will look out for you on the news when the next school shooting goes down. Take care.

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There's usually a good amount of cum, but mine has like no distance.

Wahhhh someone doesn't like me whining about having brain damage from not crossing the street safely. They must be a narcissist or a god complex. Fuck off look both ways before you cross the street if you still have spacial processing that is, kek. Most people have ailments, they just dont talk about them on anonymous message boards.

Take like four of these a day. You will be cuming twice as much.

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cgi, camera tricks

kek, You're delusional.

I've tried. My ass cant cum ;_;

Fuck dud, that’s a pretty good sign that you are forcing the load and don’t really like what you are seeing! You are probably gay!

>implying that you believe some guys can ACTUALLY cum between 500mL and a two gallon bucket-full irl ?

Hey OP I might be able to help, i shoot loads like crazy and have at least 5 ropes. You need to train your muscles by peeing and in the middle of you peeing stop by tightening your muscles in your bladder this will help also lots of water and edge to your ejaculation

You can research what this guy : is saying, by Googling
> Kegels for Men"

I do everytime I fuck my gf and she orgasms like ten times and I cum at least three cups

Are you the original
> Simon Snorkel,
that inspired the Fire Engine equipment ?

youtube.com/watch?v=BxLq71JrkQw