Bored & considering sticking my GFs dildo up ass... No homo

It won't fit, if it does it won't be fun the first time, anal is something you kinda work towards you need to do a enima

yes firstly take a shit and properly clean your ass then lube up and let the fun begin

Lol closet fag

Patiently waiting.

Let's see some panties as well

If dubs you do it user

Takes one to know one right? Seriously, nothing beats a mega prostate orgasm.

You're the one reading all the posts in this thread. Seems like you're projecting a l'il bit, user.

nice

Uh - oh.....

Hi again

Lots of lube op. Then add more lube...

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Take it all, you pussy.

do it and take pics, show butt first

He gon have to do it now, proof OP

Let's go you slutty faggot

Let your girlfriend wear it as a strap-on and she will do.

Cut off benis

That lube isn’t going to work. Get some coconut oil or anything really slippery

Tape that bullet vibe to the tip of your dick and insert the gray vibrating dildo

Livestream it, faggot

Fuck she's got a lot of toys there OP. Try them all. You share pics of her ever?

I've posted her in other threads before but don't generally post nudes if that's what you're asking.

Use water based lube preferably

Coconut oil? KY is all I've got access to...

Post em

Just want to see who's normally fucking those. Whatever you are willing to share.

Also let's see some of her panties.

clean it the fuck up unless you want her to think she has a problem with vag bcs you dont wash ur hands b4 fingering or at all

Took a shit, I'm going for one... Bear with me a few minutes. Will get back.

Mildly interested bump

Got about 2" of clear one up there and I just felt like I needed to shit it back out. Did get an erection tho.

I can post body pics with no face?

use the silver one. Your butthole is gonna be sore and hurting from just that

Whatever. Yes please

Started with that, just felt like it was gonna shoot up there and disappear... Also realised they need new batteries in all them

Use each one. Just make sure you don't lose one up there...

Try again. You need to cum with something in your butt. Trust me.

show us some pics of the process

Does she know you ass play?

Put dildo in ass then put on her panties and post pic of win

Normal user on the right.

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No & I haven't until 2nite...

Kinda difficult... Having to keep it held in with 1 hand or I just shit it back out. Temporarily stopped.

Nice figure she's got there, and your about to open up a whole new world. My wife regularly bends me over and pounds me with a strap on now. Started just like you

why your GF needs an dildo? you useless piece of shit "man"

tfw OP looses the vibe up his ass and has to go to emergency to get it removed

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So she can blow me while I use it on her...

just sit on it man, post us some wins

fucking homo !!

Go on. More please.

Also post pics of her panties

Go on. Shove it up your ass and take a picture for us.

make more excuses you low testosterone sissy

Going for it then

he can just shit it out. Really not that hard dude

Get a load of this incel

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Shove it so far up your ass it gets stuck in your throat and you KYS from dildo suffocation. Jesus christ ive never seen so much autistic faggotry in one fucking post.

Rest assured you wont be missed. Its times like this i wish adolf woulda won.

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A stupid and unoriginal diss

Fuck you nigger

Fuck you you jewish nigger rapist

user is genius... Sitting on it works + felt better. Difficult to get a pic tho.

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*eminem

Name literally one thing wrong/gay with playing with your own butthole

Wow, someone's got a dildo way up there ass

Insult* forgot the word for a while

>felt better. Difficult to get a pic tho

noice, keep going, it will feel better.
Ride it, fap and shortly before you come stop fapping and you will cum hands free.

Good work op. Now more pics of your lady,. Whatever you are stroking to please

Its gay as a unicorn vaulting over a rainbow into a vat of strawberry ice cream while richard simmons jerks off next to said vat thinking about micheal jackson

Having a dildo up the ass feels good tough and makes you relaxed. :^)

No don't fap Just ride it instead and imagine it going deep inside

Espicially if your queer

Yeah but if you're in denial about that you turn in to that guy...

OP here... I've withdrawn for a break. Going for round 3 in a minute.

I hope you get AIDS you fucking fudgepacker

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take some more pics

Are you using a vibrating dildo? Make sure you get the prostate. You'll know. Also close your eyes when you blow cause that's going to be epic and cum in the eye hurts like holy hell

Hows my jizz taste when you kiss her or eat her out?

Thank you user. She's got a nice figure. Do you think she'd be willing to fuck you with a strap on?

Nah, they're all dead / need new batteries. GF of user owns a sex swing as well FYI

Let's see it

Don’t get caught please we wouldn’t want you to loose your gf LOL.

Yea homo

>sticks dildo in ass
Uh oh he’s gay now

I'm pretty sure she's going to be game if she's owning a sex swing

If your gf catches you post a pic of her reaction

Stop wasting time and shove that thing in your anus.

Excited to see you playing with your asshole more, hurry up cunt

square end on that dildo
and if OP is telling the truth about this being his first try, he wont be anywhere as loose as you

OP is a faggot for not delivering more. Not for sticking dildos in his anus. That shit was straight as fuck

ya i agree, i wanna see whos fucking those too !

nice dude, trust me cumming with a dildo in your ass is a great orgasm, but reaching a handfree prostategasm is super hard, ive been trying for years and never achieved it...goodluck tho

If I had more time I'd grab my wife's toys and post wins, but gotta get in a few

Op u there?