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YLYL, fuck boi
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mom reply to this post or you lose the game
fag
Son, do not tell me what to do.
You are ground.
Bump
I've never seen a black school shooter, have you?
I recently did that to a charity who had send me about 50 letters asking me for money while ignoring my letters and calls asking them to stop.
Maybe if blacks went to school they'd have better opportunities to become shooters.
Buf
my mom doesn't even know how to use google i guess she loses the game
Well
The school shooters business only starts in highschool
This fucks over the mail man more than anything.
is this a light bulb or a penis
More?
Double fisting gif?
oh hey i have a hat with that on it
it's you, simon?
thats like the worst ylyl ive ever saw you fucking newfags should decide to an hero
wat
Huh huh. Im a tiler this is just so darn funny huh huh
mmm
What this user said, you're just being a prick to the mailman. If you really want to get back at them send them a glitterbomb or something.
Huh huh. I too am a tiler with no formal education just like every other contractor
>always loooking at the camera
kinda makes it look staged
lost
No because they started putting metal detectors at schools with the black kids
Go home, RayPist
heartmelting
It is neither. It is ink on paper.
He earns a living by letting Japanese men torture him sexually and he lets them shove harpoons up his arse.
ayyy i don't get it
what are these little disc things?
Nig
Word processor floppies from the mid 80s. Probably an IBM. Proprietary format, though God only knows why they didn't just go with 3.5" standard 720k disks.
kek
2nd most common
school shootings appear to be a type of serial killer, or at least many statistical distributions of them make it seem that way. also they've been on the decline since 1994, it's actually a dying meme that peaked in the late 80's and early 90's but gets more news coverage than ever because they want to take your guns and then arrest you for saying there aren't 97.3582^12 genders
Fuck me, I lost.
Not clicking. Her tits look too big.
so whites should me at 72% and blacks at 13%
>per capita
Alexandria Ocasio-Vortex actually said this, what did she mean?
Thanks lol
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fuck
doesn't work, you can't ship packages with that type postage, it's only for junk mail
It means she wants to financially support those who are unwilling to work, as was in evidence in her original Green New Deal blog post before she deleted it.
Damn. In that case, just fill the envelope with printouts of big chungus and call it a day.
Fucking hell! Poor kitty! Reported.
Guyy
i fill them with previous junk mail and send them back
Jewish tricks.
The company has to pay for the delivery though
niggers don't stay in school long enough, plus
dey be cappin' niggaz in dey hood, yo. all doz dey got beef wif iz ded already
Alpha
Im really not sure what that joke is.. if its the smart or the dumb joke in it.. was he smart enough to make a joke like that
>typical #kickvic sjw
thats a fucking good tattoo
Fuck off nigger
( ; _ ;)
nope
fuck. lost
>CHING CHONG CHING CHANG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG
a school shooting can also include a shooter who only shoots himself, i.e. suicide at school.
FUCK! YOU!
die
My brain actually cannot make sense of this picture. I can’t fucking distinguish anything in it.
i lost before i got in the thread
there is nothing alpha about attacking random people
A shameless chuckle has been extracted.
That's because niggers don't go to school. They shoot each other in the hood.
Actually took me a second.
The cabability to make abstractions is what separates us from the animals and retards
You autistic ape
Such a shame its not a gif..
lost. thanks. lol
Why do I lose to this
classic
So about 3 mass shooting a year...
Fkn America...
Faggot.
good thing it's not a person
Good doggos indeed
lost
Kek lost to this shit
Nigger
this kills the cat
Blacks don't work, so the disgruntled worker scenario ain't gonna be applicable.
Blacks don't go to school, so the fucked up teen blasting away at his school ain't gonna be applicable.
Blacks shooting up a KFC and deny themselves of their daily diet, ain't gonna happen.
Blacks have fewer opportunities to be a spree killer as white people will instinctively move away from a black and distance helps or they'll have a hand on their own weapon as soon as they sense Ja'Filcher and his homies.
When they kill fellow blacks, that's because of "gang violence" and y pipo.
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>hurr durr im not familiar with the logica underpinnings
>of the treachery of images by magritte
>what does ceci n'est pas une pipe mean anyway?
The capability to subvert the expectations of someone who posts such gay shit (referring to both your words and the "art" in question) separates the patricians such as myself from the unwashed plebeians of your paltry calibre.
lmao
Story?
meta
Someone made this and thought it was funny.
pretty good considering we have well over estimated 320 million guns, we dont actually know the true amount.
But of course
czech one too --> check one two
cont?
nerve gas
based and redpilled
That bulbasaur looks horny as fuck
your spelling sucks.
Pissed myself...
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>t. roastie
cry more you commie bitch
i never risk mi madre
kek lost
Newfag.
He done goofed
>should we tell him?
WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN!
Lmao, I lost
hgh
nintendo game boy cartridges
lol...
when 100HP aren't enough - add 1 NP
cum dumpster
cunt
Fucking troll
What fucking story? It is a horse stepping on a fucking bird. What kind of a backstory you think it could possibly have???
Fuck off but also super true
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
First day, huh? Welcome newfriend.
underrated filename kek
not funny, just a bit cringey
stay away from rekt threads, newfriend.
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Remember that very first Pokemon journey you went on?
You'll never be that happy or excited ever again in your entire life.
Closest point for me was the birth of my son, but was still miles away.
*you're
I Lost
What does "roastie" mean?
>princess_leiughghgh.jpg
your grammar sucks too.
Haha this. Great idea
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I'd love to tongue-punch that fart box.
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Is Pedro her personal valet.
fuckin lol even if fake as shit
jesus
This is anti semetic
>caring about such inanities
I had to use Google to even know what you're talking about and now I want my 60 seconds back
Cringe af.
And sad. Just sad.
Jej lost
there's a video of this with audio, and before this the cat was playing with the kid but stopped when the kid started crying because its claws and teeth hurt, and then the mom who's filming tells the kid to hit him, and laughs when the cat pushes him over. it's honestly a really infuriating video to watch, she basically encouraged them to fight each other for her amusement when neither of them had to be harmed.
ok rabbi
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boo hoo faggot jesus christ
That is the way all of the first relationships go down.
>Women
That's a quick way to learn not to swat at the cat.
Little shit.
>Marijuana is a neurotoxin
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www.jneurosci.org/content/18/14/5322.full
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>The brains of chronic users produce less dopamine
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>Marijuana lowers IQ
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pnas.org
>Marijuana induces schizophrenia-like brain changes, which may result in psychosis
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Did anything come of that chick on Twitter who said Trayvon Martin raped her?
A young, pure, virginal teenage girl will have a discrete, slight protrusion of labia, sometimes nothing more than a slit.
After a plethora of penises parading proudly and pounding her pudendum, the labia will have stretched to disgusting proportions, and the whore's cunt will now resemble roast beef. Hence, "roastie".
Everybody knows that vaginas stretch, and do so in direct proportion to the number of penises that have been inside them.
>but muh babyhead
Haha, sure, at first it makes sense that a woman who's pushed a fucking baby's head through the love canal would be stretchier than the 16yo hs whore who's already banged the entire football team... but ever notice how sometimes it's just not the case?
Mother of 3, married to the same man for 20 years, when she finally gets divorced and you're the first guy she's fucked since her husband, has the kaganal strength of a steel trap? That's because she's only had one penis.
Yes, vaginal birth causes temporary stretching (and sometimes tearing, which will heel) but if she's only ever had one penis in her (inb4 only faggots care) the temporary stretch will return her vag to pre-baby levels.
This is due to the enzymatic interactions between her skin and her husband's skin.
But what happens when a grill - babbies or no babbies - takes multiple cocks? The enzymatic reactions between her and EACH partner will PERMANENTLY damage, stretch, and expand the vaginal walls AND the inner and outer labia.
And no, condoms will NOT prevent this, as there is always skin contact at the groin area. It is the reaction between the male's skin and her own (sometimes via her own vaginal fluids) that causes the stretching to become permanent.
So, when my friend once said, "I fucked this girl who had 2 kids, but she was tighter than this one other girl I fucked," I explained all this to him and it made perfect sense.
Okay, so now you know why there are even size queens in the first place.
You're fucking welcome.
So... A vagina then?
What the fuck kind of name is brandilyn.
Z
You're so above it all, aren't you?
lmao
it's normal to be bothered by the abuse of animals and children
I constantly get plastic bags to collect clothes for chernobyl orphans. I fill them with recyclable rubbish. Win/win.
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yea Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yea Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>02/28/19(Thu)12:55:04 No.793822825
I'm pretty scum but yes, I'm above manufactured anime drama. Go outside.
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:(
Lost
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