I want to be this but I'm a female

>calling someone gay on Yea Forums
Do you walk around in the winter and say WOW SURE IS COLD OUT HERE all the time?

Remenisce about early days, have a dead expression, play an old school game like need for speed underground or midnight club, drink barq's root beer, friends? What are those? Feel disgusted by todays evolving 12 year olds, login to psn and look at users who's status says offline for several years or xbl and look at users who've been offline for 9 years, eat microwavable food, live alone and or be introverted

It doesn't matter if user likes dicks or not, when you explicitly claim to be female you either have to show your tits or gtfo. It's simple. If you don't want to do it then don't bring your sex up. There are enough attention seeking faggots here.

You also have to be at least 25

Dammit

I'm 31 can I be a doomer

You're in boomer age

Trips + 31 reversed says yes

Are you a female?

Male

> i'm a female
> give me attention plizz
Just fuck off unless you give us tits with timestamp no one fucking cares if you're a woman, a faggot, a multi dimensional gender, or a fucking brontosaurus.

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Aww..yet you're still giving me attention :3

Nice quads

If you're jobless and do something pointless like create music, then yeah you're a doomer

Still do I need a female figure to look up to

Thanks and nice trips

Cuz imma gentleman you attention whore

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>I want to be this but I'm a female.

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I work part time and other than that just isolate myself in my room (still live with parents). I suffered a brain injury which makes socialising completely unsatisfying and exhausting. I was never a big talker before but I could at least keep up with a conversation and contribute something meaningful, now I just feel like a retard so I avoid people whenever possible.

I should look for a husband here on Yea Forums

Oh sorry to hear

>Never hears the end of NFS Underground but no one ever mentions NFS Hot Pursuit 2 or NFS Underground 2

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Not looking for sympathy, was just trying to find out my eligibility as a doomer.

NFS Shift was the best NFS game.

i'm not OP mate, i was just joking

Doomers are a thing?

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Ttogfto with timestamp

yes

you should post tits with timestamp you whore :3

Underground 2 sold a bit less than the first, I myself consider the first to be better, but 2 was just as good, hot pursuit 2 was decent, had a nice intro and ost, and cars yeah plus cops, but not all that exciting thus why nfs was dying until Undeeground, also Hot Pursuit 2010 is the best Hot Pursuit

Eh I guess it's just what we grow up with, but damn right it has a nice intro and ost!

youtube.com/watch?v=N3yDf8lkGEY

Oh you would want that, they are perky tho..:>

34 year old male doomer here, would not recommend OP

The mascot Yea Forums didn't want but the one we deserve

So basically doomer is someone who if is given a chance to have a friendship turns it down?

so this?

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Oh god I really am this...