What is it about sucking off large creatures that we find so appealing...

Maybe

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>Share what she shared niggerrrrr

Well she told me she had two horses, one racing horse and an older draught horse in her stable. She used to undress in front of them when she was younger and hug them for a sexual thrill. Then she would touch herself. After a few months of doing this she started rubbing her pussy against the coach horses leg. Then she began groping it's penis and balls, and finally graduated to regularly kissing and sucking it's penis, often while masturbating with a toy. This went on for a few years. She said she felt sorry for the younger horse, who she never touched, but it used to see everything.

>but it used to see everything.
HA what a cuck

MOAR Legend of Zelda stuff.

(Seriously, seeing Epona's rump bouncing in front of me during an entire video game got me deeper into horses)

>cucking a horse
goddamn.

Ruto got me into loli tsunderes

Sadly this is the only other thread related picture I seem to have

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you're questioning yourself, seem stuck in a loop, humans are weird, we have thoughts sure thats nice but we also have thoughts of our thoughts. We question ourselves and that shit gets repetitive. There is nothing wrong with it, or your preferences. My ex had left something at my place or I left something there - doesn't matter it was our its been 3 months so lets get all of our shit and say goodbye phase. Came over we were talking backhurts, k i'll massage one thing leads to another and i've got her next to her bed, bent over and i'm fingering her loose (can't just jam it in that hurts, or did for er) we typically did rape fantasies, or daddy fantasies for her, she had issues its okay. Anywho she gets into this mix of the two,"daddy please don't rape me too hard I don't want my boyfriend to feel nothing, and you need to hurry he'll be here in an hour" she had huge tits and was young then wham i'm into oppai loli who are lusty for big dicks and cuckold videos (though I usually just enjoy the idea of being the bull and humiliating another dude) I really didn't like her new boyfriend. She also complained about his size, they couldn't do doggy cause he wasn't big enough to stay in and would sometimes stab her pelvis trying to re-enter. She drank my cum that last time - said she didn't want him to find my mess in her. 15 years ago and i still run that afternoon through my head in order to climax with my wife sometimes. Anywho - you are you, what you like is what you like, don't judge yourself

Ruto was damn sexy when she confidently swam up to Link, nude as hell, clearly horny.

She would have made a good wife for him. Sure she acted noble later, but I bet she was still kinky and mischievous under that act.

I really do suspect Epona was Link's first lover. He spent a ton of time around that massive round ass.

This reads like a copypasta, but if you're serious, I was just joking.

I know right?
She also said that the draught horses penis was larger, "as thick as my wrist", while the racing horse was long and thin and an off-putting colour. She did say she tried to penetrate herself with its penis, even using lube, but she couldn't get it's tip hard enough to penetrate. Apparently horse semen tastes like oatmeal too.

Oh I know, maybe it'll become a copy pasta didn't mean to make it so real, horse dicks are cool too :3 But that is because I'm a grower, and horses are too - just incredibly bored, stationed in a country where I don't yet properly speak their language and to go on random monologues is where I hang my hat.

Look at how happy that girl is

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she got a man arm from workin' that massive shaft.

It's no wonder young women love pounding up and down on top of horses. It's preparing them for a good fucking. They would never admit it, but it's purely that. The movement experience is surely secondary.

>Malon as horse-slut

This really should be canon.

You mean it isn't? I thought that was an official Nintendo image

To Malon, the stables are more like a big-cock harem.

She keeps Epona around mainly to draw in Link like a moth to a flame, as she's still into him.

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If sexbots were real horse cocks would be a conmon option on them and we all know it.

OP here. Ironically I have a large horse cock dildo which I use on myself. I usually dress as my friend when I use it. Breastforms and everything. Maybe I am a bit of a degenerate. Oh well.

Water bitch would have been the best bitch. But would she have enjoyed Links horse?

Probably a bit. Who cares. Enjoy things, just be tactful irl.

I suspect Lilo-Ruto's personality is still inside Adult Ruto and that she's just hiding it in their first meeting.

The shameless and horny Ruto surfaces immediately after she marries Link, and she buries her face into Epona's pussy just to show how wild she is.

"I've never seen such an exotic beast before. Land creatures are so different. How arousing. Shall we share her together, dear husband?"

I'm so glad you said that shit because I usually imagine I'm a girl I know and imagine I'm sucking big horse dick when I feel this way

Ruto loves to arouse Link on purpose, teasing him about his clear lust for Epona (in a sweet way).

Once Link sees Epona's pussy (especially when Ruto begins to eat it), his inhibitions rapidly break down.

I think women have a strange love/hate relationship with being dominated. They hate that they are weak, but sometimes they love being pressed down by a powerful man. I feel that way when I dress up. Suddenly I'm not a strong man, I'm a weak girl being banged mercilessly, and it feels incredible.

This, this, all of this. I'm pretty dominant in the sack, unless I'm feeling like a girl in which case I just love the idea of being swept along with whatever.

Pretty uncommon way to die I guess

Maybe that's why I wanna suck some fat guys dick and put his balls in my mouth.

>hmmmm

So which Zelda chicks are the most likely to be horse-suckers besides Malon?

I'm continually amazed by the extent to which people around here fetishize their imagination of what female pleasure is like.

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On the upside, I get off on the thought of them tied down, screaming and crying, while a stallion way to big for them rapes and ruins their insides.

Saw a dog video where a girl was tied up and not liking it, it was pretty great. shame I haven't been able to find it since then. (this was in the early 2000'nds on limewire or dc++ and it was not the Bilara video)

We've got Zelda, Impa, Ruto, Midna, Nabooru, and Saria I believe.

Yeah, I've seen one or two videos like that myself. But dear god I wish there was a real horserape video out there.

Personally I prefer women becoming willing sluts for doggy-cock, due to the canine relentlessly horning them up with his talented tongue.

They get so horny, they let the dog mount them multiple times in a row like nymphos.

OP here, ironically I have a loving girlfriend who has no idea I do any of this shit. I love having sex with girls, and love banging myself in the ass with dildos, but I'd never screw a guy. Weird.

I mean like super-slutty. Eyes rolled back, tongue hanging out, moaning without shame. Just absolutely addicted to hard doggy-dick.

absolute unit

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Not bad. I'd love to see subsequent mountings where her face took on a look of pure sexual frenzy.

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Source is: Himitsu no Inukko Club ~ Bitter~ btw

THANK YOU BRO

Sauce on op pic?

So, anyone else into this? Women becoming total Doggy-Sluts?

*raises one hand*

Yeah.
God I wish that were me.

It would be erotic for sure, feeling the dog turn you into their slut.

Isn't Epona female? Are horse futas a thing now?

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wtf a lot of this parallel to the black cock interracial porn fetish, very strange

I was just commenting that Epona got me deeper into the horse fetish. I know she's a mare.

So does Malon, which is why she uses said mare to lure in Link regularly.

She knows he boners to mares.

Many men are in denial about their homosexuality and so futa of all kinds is extremely popular.

>"It's very cute seeing you deny it, Hero Of Time. But I've seen you tent for that horse Link. Admit it, you've got a thing for mares."

Post-script: I'm not against Futa-Horse though as an idea.

Literally no link between homosexuality and horse fetish bro. I wouldn't fuck a guy, but a horse...

Get out of here Todd Howard.

My adorable friend which I knew since middle school told me something shocking once, something which changed my mind about all this beast meme'ing. I always thought it was some weird fap fantasy/exaggerated bullshit that many girls have done stuff with their dogs. Well basically; once me and her were slightly drunk and she told me that once after her boyfriend broke up with her she was lonely, bored and extremely horny for weeks on end. She was dog sitting for a family friend and the boredom and hornyness got to her, she said she jerked off the dog, said she did it on two separate occasions. Well to say the least I was completely blown away and couldn't believe what I was hearing, especially since she was the most innocent and shy looking girl you've ever seen. Ever since then I've always taken a different look at all the stuff you read online about how "lots and lots of girls experiment with their dogs". I'm both traumatized and strangely aroused at the same time, but quite honestly I wish I had never known about this, I can never look at single girl walking her dog the same way again. Honestly it's kind of disturbed me.

>extreme masculinity
>Horse
Shut the fuck up furry

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did she manage to make it cum?

Yeah it seems alot more common that one would think. We live in a very puritanical society, so even the discussion of this is taboo. But its been going in since the begining of time really. I mean its depicted in ancient artwork and stories, its even brought up in old legal and religious texts.
Honestly an interesting topic that merits research.

ive seen two women enjoy their dogs and jerked off into several dogs mouths (tongue are fucking amazing) this shit is real - just not for everyone.

I'm honestly equally as surprised women fuck black people

literally this, the horse is less likely to kill you

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More surprising tbh.
Cause that shit's NASTY.
Worse than laying with lesser beasts.