There's a cat stuck in the vending machine at my motel, trips tell me what to do

There's a cat stuck in the vending machine at my motel, trips tell me what to do

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save him

reroll

rerolll

rerollll

Buy something heavy from the top shelf

rerolllll

Smash the glass, you wont get in trouble cause youre trying to save kitty cat

ha ha ha...

rerollllll

buy a snickers bar and eat it infront of the cat

rerolllllll

rerollllllll

somehow make him lie down then lift the ting.

adopt the cute little baby.

Pay for a heavy item from high up for the lulz. It must become a learning experience for the cat.

Feed it chocolate

rerolllllllll

save the kitteh

idk id prolly reverse image search it and call you a fag

rerollllllllll

rerolllllllllll

Leave it there, it looks dumb af.

rerollllllllllll

rerollllllllllllll FOR FUCK SAKE CMON BABY

Save him, you fuck

reroll man I was so close

buy him some juicy fruit

>go buy some raw meat
>put a lot of laxatives in it
>feed the cat with meat
>close the machine with super glue
>hf

reroll I'll keep going

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Smash glass

rerollin

roll

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Call the 5-0 tell am your pussy is stuck in the vending machine

Find the management and call the number on the side of the machine, tell them if they don't send someone right now, you will call the fire department.

rerollinn

ROLLL

rerollinnnnnn vmon vmon vmon cmAwn

hero

rerollinnn

You're horrible

Samefag stfu

Boop him on the head by ordering the Halls from D2

You hero, thank you for saving me from my rolling hell.

Proposal seconded, does it sell acme co anvils?

KEK, reroll

Reroll

Yeah no shit you fucking monkey. See

ROLLLLLLLLLLLL

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FUCK NOW HE'S STUCK IN THE CLAW MACHINE

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wanted a kit kat bar and got this instead

just do it

Buy snacks and have them drop on the cat

brap through flap onto cat

That is the mystical candy cat. Save it and have a lifetime supply of Chocolate.

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Well shit gonna have to shake the he'll out of the machine and hope kitty throws up on the merch

Hooray they have pussy in vending machines now...guess we have Japan beat

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Reroll

call maintenance or fire department. don't be an edgy incell and be decent

call fire department

save the cat be a good human

call maintenance

Call someone to save

this is how you do it

fire department said they can't help unless the cat is on fire

fuckk so close

roll

old picture is old

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op here, i accidentally crushed it's head while trying to save it

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JESUS CHRIST EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST LMFAOO

Lure the cat into the mechanic movement and watch her getting mangled. Then laugh

save.
this.
CAT.

Well whatever the fuck you do can you get me a Mars bar while you're at it?

Submit photo to cats of instagram, write up a gofundme, profit.

Smash glass to save him, and take a fuckload of treats when you do.

I've been dropping m&ms on him for an hour now but it isn't helping

buy a drink or snack that would hit him hard (highest or heaviest thing possible)

fucking save him

eat cat

>yfw nobody cares

fucking idiots l2 reverse image search

Throw a bucket full of shit inside