What’s the most alpha male thing you’ve ever done?

What’s the most alpha male thing you’ve ever done?
True stories, no bs fantasies

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When i fucked op's mother!

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I once told my mum that the food she made isn't that yummy honestly. She immediatly slapped me and called me a brat but i felt a little alpha afterwards.

Pulled a pistol on my robber and made him cry and run away

I said "I dont care if my penis is tiny!" And went skinny dipping anyway.

fapped to furry. Didn't work, but I tried.

Friends with a chick from uni, always into each other but never hooked up. She’s cute, big tits. Little thic.
Finish uni in 2012, stay in touch on and off. 2018 she gets a job close to where I work. We catch up a bit more frequently, get drinks after work on a Friday every now and again.
She’s had a long term relationship this whole time. Eventually she gets engaged.
One night we catch up for my birthday, have a few drinks, walk her back go her car, start kissing her. Tell her to open the door and get inside. Keep kissing, she opens my pants and pulls out my cock, I’m already hard, when she grabs it she says “oh yes, oh yeah” and immediately starts sucking it and really deep throating it while I play with her pussy and slap her ass.
I really force her head down and make her gag, she pulls back and stops to get a drink of water from a bottle she has in her car. I tell her to keep going, no stopping. She’s gagging to the point where she’s got tears in her eyes. I ask her who has the better cock, me or her fiancé. She says me. I give her a little slap across the mouth and force her back down. She gags until I cum, she swallows every drop and her pussy is soaking wet. We sit there talking for a while. She tells me she loves her fiancé and this was a once off. She got married a few months later. It wasn’t a once off.

Took a piss at work in the immediately adjacent urinal to a colleague without getting stage fright.
>Like a boss

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i friendzoned a girl who is insanely beautiful, and by conventional standards, because I just lost interest and that "wow factor" faded away the more I got to know her

Consider first that i am coward and i fear even social contacts and dont have much physical intimidation value.

I was coming home from store when i heard screams and sounds of fighting. 2 young adult guys where holding teen goth-girl against the wall by throat and they were agressively shouting her something, dunno what, teenager stuff someone had said something or whatever the reason.

Girl was crying and struggling and screaming and the guys were obviously intented to do harm her.

i was shaking because the situation, but shouted "What is going on here!?"

The guys got scared first and let the girl go and she bolted into distance, then the guys saw that im wimpy and shaking dude and they started approaching me menacingly.

I told as boldly i can to the guys that "im going to call police on you" and took my phone out, didnt even try to take picture because i knew that then they might attack, but instead i dialed and held phone on my ear while backing away from them.

They were looking at each others thinking what to do, when i said that "im on the hold now, better go!"

So they turned and bolted into other direction, and i hang the phone because i didnt want to talk to police in the condition i was and i knew it was useless, situation was over, police wouldnt care.

Damn i was shaking after that so much that i almost dropped my phone and i was scared at home that they might come lurking back to the area.

Later i started feeling good that even i was scared like hell and would have been beaten to pulp or stabbed, i still did get involved because i thought it was right thing to do..

Never saw the girl or the guys again.

was it alpha male?