This fucking thread again

>35 year old kissless virgin
Liar. Nobody goes that long without indulging urges, even bumbling into sexuality accidentally.

How do you bumble into sexuality accidentally?

Whats the reason for being a kissless virgin if its not for having a disgusting body?

Can u cast fireball yet?

Having a disgusting face. And a disgusting personality.

Op's body ?? Virgin ??

You are clearly socially retarded

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I am.

Yeahh, Elon Musky...you was all time

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My main must be on Eredar

EVERYONE is approached by someone wanting them, even as kids. Nobody is sexually ignored unless they do something or act somehow to make it deadly horrible. If you say your life is asexual, that just means you are ashamed of the sexual situations you had because you were molested or they were taboo.

I was never approached by anyone. Ever.

That makes you one in a billion unless you blocked out some memories because of issues.

What's happening at 40?

Seriously, I cannot believe that average guys get approached by women.

Wraith.

What is your favorite type of breakfast cereal?
Would you rather get a green shelf or a yellow shelf?

>What is your favorite type of breakfast cereal?

Müsli.

>Would you rather get a green shelf or a yellow shelf?

Is this some psychology bullshit?

Well done user. Sex is good but fapping is not bad so you haven't missed much.

What you have missed is the constant mind-fucking that women do so congrats, enjoy your single life that you can live however you see fit. Eat you muesli if you enjoy it and don't have some whiny bitch telling you that you should be eating it with soya milk because it's better for your health.

Have a great life user.

Good perspective.

This, stay virgin you literally gain nothing by losing it

bump

I'm 38. Literally at the point I'm offering to pay off my friends debt if she acts like a gf for a while.

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You described a bitch, not a gf worthy of keeping.

All women play games. Mothers, sisters, wifes/gfs and daughters. It's all a fucking game to them.

Fix your personality and your face will matter less.

How do you fix your personality?

go talk to girls everyday you pussy. i couldn't get laid for the life of me. Girls thought i was creepy which made me not talk to them more. Eventually i read online to aproach 10 random girls a day. I started off at 1 and moved up. When i first approached a girl i was so nervous i couldn't talk and tears formed in my eyes i ran away. But i kept trying and approached uglier girls. My first lay was with a chubster. I banged a good bit of fatties and then moved on to somewhat hot attractive girls and started hitting the gym. You have to want it OP not just sit around and bitch go out everyday.

OP here. I never had a problem approaching girls. Just holding a conversation. And never really improved over time.

What would you do if a cute girl appeared and tried to kiss you?

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troll confirmed.

Kiss her.

Why?

Why are you still a virgin...there are plenty of girls out there, just find a drunk one and go for it

>Why?
sixpack

I've been to a lot of bars / clubs / parties when I was younger. Never had any success.

Wouldn't call that sixpack. Too much body fat.

If I get a blowjob and I still a virgus?

half virgus

I still feel the sizzle of spirit inside me, I think I'm safe.