Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone said

"where can I mine pearls in this state?"

There was a chair with a huge hole
The boyfriend says "atomic fart, haha"

Later, they have people at home, the girlfriend points the chair and says "atomic fart", everyone sort of laughs. Haha.

The boyfriend then says "I am the one who said it"

I fucked his girlfriend the same day. He sent guys after me but they always missed me. lol

All cultures are of equal value

Forest gump was a real dude

I been smoking for 10 years and I still cant get addicted

Truth isn't truth

Eating pussy is gay.

A multicultural society is a good one

This post

I am the walrus
I an the egg man.

"How do blind people hear sign language?"

"You guys with all your research and education think you know more than us with our gut feelings."

wtf

Err, OP sentence!!!

Eating pussy is for cucks. Let a bitch eat your hairy sweaty ass, now that's alpha

?????? These robots are getting smarter

“You know how when you cum you loose a bunch of nutrients? Why don’t you just eat the cum and restore the balance in the brain”

retard bitches do this.

Dont listen to this fat cuck

That's hilarious. Were they your friends? How did you react?

Research and education costs money bro. Literally 1℅ of the world's population can afford modern education. The rest of the population have to rely on what educated people tell them. Imagine only being able to jack off to videos of other dudes jacking off to HD porn

Look I tried to keep it concise.
You did understand the story, right?

Has anybody really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more like

As if you know anything about this situation

>starts fapping silently

im fat because it is in my genes

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Socialism will work for America this time. My community college political science teacher told me. Then that evening I went to red lobster for dinner and her teacher was waiting tables. I didn't tip

ITS OKAY TO BE WHITE

I was among the guests.
My mate was working for her, she was older than us.
We ended up sleeping there, except the BF.
She sneaked in the room and we fucked.
It was in 1990 and she devirginized me that night so I remember every moment of it.
I just tried to keep the story short.
I didn't have any reaction at the moment as I didn't hear the joke.
It's her and my mate that commented it next morning at breakfast
Much later when my mate knew I fucked his boss he was also very angry. He had a crush on her.
But he is an idiot, without knowing he did all the job for me by telling her that I was getting all the girls when we went out on parties etc. There is no better way to gain the interest of a girl : you get your mate pretending to the girl that he is jealous of your success with girls in general. Rate of success is incredibly high when well performed.

“Communism would work if only...”

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

“Trump wants war, vote for Hillary”

Whenever trashy midwesterners say “I seen”

youtube.com/watch?v=t1Jm5epJr10

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Black lives matter

trump is for the little guy..... lol

Orange man bad

Well?

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"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

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>Dumbest thing you've ever heard someone said

"Bitcoin isn't real money"

Real money isnt even real money if we're trying to be logical