Why are almost all female products, hair spray, hair brushes, shampoo, shaped like sex toys?

Why are almost all female products, hair spray, hair brushes, shampoo, shaped like sex toys?

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So poor chicks can masturbate of course.

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Hiii femanon here

I've fapped with the large handles of kitchen utensils and hand tools, I've fapped with skinny bottles. When I was a teenage girl and SUPER horny, I'd go to town with the handle of my hair brush.

Dicks are great and all, but a nice solid, cold piece of something is so satisfying sometimes.

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tits or gtfo

Any if this OC? Dove ones are

Make me fagboi

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I'm just gonna assume you're a man.

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Oh nooo my fragile ego~

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It's called M-A-R-K-E-T-I-N-G.

>mfw

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We are all going to assume that

Implying youve ever had dick

Women don't "fap" and they wouldn't use that term. Stop larping and go get ready for school, kid.

quit larping turbofaggot you're on an anonymous image board

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Can you imagine how exhausting it would be to take a nude with a timestamp every time you wanted to post in a thread? It's a tired old mee mee.

I can't say fap?! Geeze, tough crowd tonight.

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>I can't say fap?! Geeze, tough crowd tonight.
Fapping refers exclusively to men, unless you are a mentally ill tranny.

I 'unno I also thought "fap" was just internet slang for masturbation. I know it was coined from the sound a man makes when he touches his wiener, but I like the word and wanna use it.

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Also the tools and products they need to fulfil their menial tasks:

carrot;
cucumber;
aubergine;
extension hose on vacuum cleaner;
one of those dishwashing mops;
those gripping tongs that they use to hang babies up to dry, etc.

you are the only one that thinks that as you are obsessed with sex

Just stop

or
maybe it's dick that's shampoo-bottle-shaped?

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I love this picture

Yeahh, Elon Musky...you was all time

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