ITT we slightly fuck up common phrases/sayings. I'll start

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its not what its all caulked up to be

glass is always cleaner on the other side

Kek'd

give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day
teach a man for fish, he'll eat for more days

Killing two stones with one bird.

They really raped me over at Kohl's.

>speak about a devil
>like a bull on a china shop
>a face a mother can only love

>bless me

Throw the baby with the toilet water

I literally lol’d imagining someone throwing a pigeon at 2 rocks

im pretty sure this is just gibberish

I’ll be fucked

Haha yeah dude. Fuck pigeons! Geese too.

Well fuck me missionary.

It's raining cunts and dongs!

Nothing shiny can stay.

Shut the front window

Don't keep feeding a fed horse.

A piece of cock
Meowing the wrong hydrant
Brawling around the hay
Between a cock and an anus
Cry over spilled cum
Uncertainty killed the feline
People who live in stone house should throw glass
Too many cocks spoil the broth
A day wasn’t built in Rome
There’s no smell without fart
Speech acts wordier than loud

Gonna go eat me som pissa, niggers

I don't concern myself with the ambitions of insects.

Placing independent variable.

When life ends with death, I am simply expediting the process.

My intelligence should not be estimated.

huh.. one more.

In the end one's life is measured by those we changed.

Science demands a repeatable outcome to any given experiment, hence why I am here and you are there.

An injustice anywhere is worth two in the bush

shut up and dont ruin this thread with your shitty video gaem quotes

away with you, retard

and then there’s this always this nigger

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you can bring a horse to water but you cant force it to drink.

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look at a horses gifts

that is about as useful a screen door on a battleship

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>till the sheep come back

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I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Before you judge someone, walk a mile in two left shoes

Dirty fucking niggers

well done.

im so tired i can eat a fag