Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...

Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD, you will NEVER get laid without an escort. Prove me wrong, you stupid fucking faggots.

>protip; you LITERALLY can't

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lol i am obese and i fucked a co worker of mine last sept. I may not get laid often, but i still get some. just dont be a narcissist

5'7ft 200lbs, 28y/o with below average face and 5"inch dick yet I still manage to score prime 18 year old pussy, if i can do it anyone can.

>Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD, you will NEVER get laid without an escort. Prove me wrong, you stupid fucking faggots.

ahh yes. you know that annoying click bait that still exists and you get fucking annoyed that it exists and people fall for it? You are a fraction (mind you, incredibly fucking small fraction), but a small fraction on why it's still around. Also I just want to judge you and picture you as this 9 year old twat that doesn't even know what a boob looks like other than your moms.

0nly 6'4" and make 175k but I still managed to nail a young, hot wife.

nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

how's that soy drink taste, Melvin?

how's knowing that you spend your free time creating posts on Yea Forums of all places to seek attention to probably the last people you want attention from?

also imma let this board die after this post.

>Being this much of a virgin

No wonder you can't get laid lmao

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