Jeremy Clarkson knocks on your door with an 8ball of coke and a bottle of whiskey, do you let him in?

Jeremy Clarkson knocks on your door with an 8ball of coke and a bottle of whiskey, do you let him in?

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You're half an hour late and 3 beers behind, get your ass in here.

Oh GOD, yes!

Hell yeah, I’ll even burn a nigger in his honour

There was great peril ahead!

I tell him to the coke and whiskey in the pile and come on in

Without hesitation

Ofcourse.

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Why would anyone decline

I'd let him in, record footage of him snorting coke, sell it to tabloid sites and watch the british shitstorm. Which is too bad since I like him.

Hammond and May would run you over

Fuck yeah, I do.

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If I time my jump right they'll crash into eachother instead. Checkmate atheists.

Absolutely, FOR ENGLAND

fuck yeah the man is a legend.

Those trips are beautiful, just like your proper spelling of honour

It wouldn't make any difference, Jezza does as he likes

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Hell no, I'm taking that show on the road.

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If anyone is between me and the door....

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Of course I'm letting him in, the fucker has already knocked down my door, i don't have much of a choice at this point

nah, drug users are lame.

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Of course I would! That's probably the only situation in which I'd actually do blow or drink whiskey. He's probably a fucking rad dude who knows how to have a good time

>Be me

Opens door you fucking what m8 while I'll hook you right in the gabber so help me mum I will.

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He is a top bloke so yes

I let him in my ass

Don’t see why not. I don’t do drugs but I’ll drink with him.

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>I don’t do drugs but I’ll drink with him.
imagine thinking alc is any less harmful than most illegal drugs, obviously coke is more dangerous than alc but the point still stands

who is this inbred old snaggle tooth faggot?

HELL YES

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Jezza knows just to walk in my house user.

STOP BUMPING THIS ASSHOLE TREAD!!!! YES YOU'D SUCK JEREMY HA AHAHHAHAHA SO FUNNI!!!!! FUCK OFF. LET IT DIE

Which shithole that Jezza rekt are you from? Argentina maybe? Mexico?

Pajeet detected.

If he brings this.
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Of Course

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

and you read this in his voice

Why would anyone have a reason to not let him in?!

Fuck yeah I would! After a few lines and half the bottle we'd be talking about cars, and how Hammond is a cuck and May takes niggers cocks in his ass.

2007, when the ridiculous ethnocentric, SJW, global warming nonsense was still just a retarded meme that would never catch on or last more than a year... Please save us Jezza!