Earlier today I just found out I'm having a daughter...

>Earlier today I just found out I'm having a daughter, it has been one of the best days of my life and I'm now telling you low life virgin basement dwellers about it, you will never achieve half as much as I have, faggots, also dubs names the baby

I lol'd user. Congrats if you cummed inside a woman successfully btw.

OHSHIT I forgot to roll for OPRAH

rawlin then for Mulva

thats the best way to protect your daughter nobody's gonna fuck with some bitch named osama

goddammit. rollin for Robin Ophelia Quivers

motherfucking dubs. rolling for DUBBINA

also have a daughter on the way. you're not the only oldfag / successfulfag around here.

name her hatsune

bam niggas

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name that hoe abcdef

Half as much?!? Ha! I have achieved more then you
I have 2 daughters

pics, nigger.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

Coopy poosta

lol have fun waiting for her to become a slut. children suck but daughters are a LOT worse than sons. they're disloyal and fucking whores with no sense of proper family. eventually it will be them against the world and fuck the world, and that happens around the age of 15. have fun with your nightmare.

also, they're dumb as fuck, pretentious and wimpy, whiny and stupid. there is 10x the disappointment with daughters. females fucking SUCK.

Something classy like Destiny or Crystal

Or Donna or Tina

rate my son, forgot to add a pic

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fat/10

Found the nigger

i guess you're anorexic/bulimic then?

This boy will someday fuck a guinea pig

gay boy/10

Inb4 voted most likely to be a victim of bullying throught it's entire educational career.

>You will never achieve what I have
>You will never achieve having a drain on resources that provides no benefit whatsoever
Oh no, how horrible. Whatever will I do?

My daughter isn't a fellow faggot

Truffle shuffle or nah?

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Snuffie Mcduffie

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Kinda looks like that retarded, toothless goblin from that one show/10

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I bet you're gonna try and fuck it, ain't ya, nigger?