Official Yea Forumsloc Thread 1C

>Official Yea Forumsloc Thread 1C

/Dive/user_data/
Kent_Diver_Log/Entry 06/

Today the diving is going good. I got out of that watery grave with some ingenuity and work. I had to get rid of some Crawlers with a combat knife I found in that dead guy's bag. It was slightly rusted and dull but it did it's job.
I'm starting to venture further, I'm now in Sub level 500 and.. it's dark. I found the checkpoint I have heard whispers about, seems friendly enough. I sold off some of the valuables from the bag though.. not much escaped water damage. I made a good bit of Rubits but Rubits aren't edible. I looked around for a bit until I found a restaurant type spot. Person gave me something that is apparently called borscht. It tasted more like the stew my mother used to give me back at our floor, 146, with bits of Rat in it. The stuff was the works of heaven but.. it's recipe died with her. I asked the chef what was in it but he wouldn't divulge it, not even for Rubits. I bought another bowl and some bread and kept going, down and down.

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Hey uhh anyone know a slicer? ive got some old tech i want fixed
>Cap

>be me
>be gay

Lower Floors, Area #12 Subsection C

To all Workers:
It has come to my attention that a number of easily preventable accidents have occurred due to Workers not leaving things alone. I understand the urge to explore these lower sections, but do not go throwing switches or opening valves without direct clearance from Tower Engineering. When you have clearance to operate equipment, DOUBLE CHECK your written instructions to ensure you are performing the specified action at the correct station.

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This flooded section took nearly 8 hours to pump dry, and less than 8 minutes to refill after a Worker mistakenly opened a valve directly adjacent to the one he was instructed to open. No one was injured during the incident, but a simple glance at the label and checklist would have prevented what will now be another 8 hour delay on critical repairs.

It's not that difficult, people.

-LFA Reclamation On-site Deputy Foreman, Jamie Pierce

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Stop by the UV station! We'll give you that good UV treatment for health and a great tan. Only for a low low price of 5 Rubits per minute.

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The blockage has been removed from Tunnel 15C.11.A17 and sewage should now be flowing normally.

Individual Residents are responsible for cleaning up any overflow in and around their dormitories.

You may file claim for damages, though this is strongly discouraged by Management, as wasting their valuable time with petty grievances diverts their attention away from more important tasks that benefit us all.

-Maintenance

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/Dive/user_data/
/Kent_Diver_Log/Entry 07/

I'm going further than I've ever been, below the Diver checkpoint. I hope to live, most new divers never come back after going further than the first few hundred sub levels. I think I'll make it but.. it never hurts to be cautious. I think I saw the man.. eh.. Kolyat. The actual Kolyat. He was drunk out of his mind and stumbling about but.. I recognize the man from the stories. We've spoken a few times over the Dive but never in person. I got nervous and decided to leave. I hope he doesn't wander into the sub levels like that.

Here's a picture I got made of my Zip Gun. Thought this might be useful to any new Divers so they know what to get because you are likely to be scammed. Also a few bullets just so you understand the type to buy.

/Kent_Diver_Log/07/End/

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i am intrigued. what is this?

So, no one knows a slicer?
>Cap

Maintenance Announcement:

We are continuing the experimental cross-floor communication system. The access code is: sXycu3v
>Discord

Regards,
Maintenance.

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Floor 8472, Mr. Whiskers here. The MeowMix is running low. Please refill within the next few hours or risk scratched sofa.

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Everyone ignore the furry for your own safety.
There are no intelligent furries or passive ones. There is also no 8000. That is a pipe dream

-Concerned Citizen

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>there is no 8000
then youre implying the tower ends before that!

There is NO end, begining, outside, or floor 8,000. It's simple logic. What do you not get? I see no flaws in my reasoning.

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whats the floor between 7999 and 8001

Citizens.. we must rise up.. it can't be..
this can't be all..
there must be something above,.
let's do a journey to the high floors
we will need weapons, food and tools
don#t give up the dream, delete this message
--flip the dwarf

There isn't one.

Dwarves shouldve never been let out of the cages

Sounds like heresy to me.

//Link//
//Upload of Bloc to the Future//
65 mins.
/A group of young friends construct a car in the hall of floor 600, and find out that by going really fast they can travel through time.
The resolve to prevent the murder of the MCs mother by reversing the car through the hall. The footage is poorly edited, and contains an actual car they built out of scrap parts.
This car runs over an old woman and a child. They leave this in the film along with drunken laughter.
There is a 5 minute intermission of the actors drinking at a bar, as they recorded with the same camera. It is apparently one of their birthdays.
Following the intermission, they attempt to save the MCs mother. A drunken brawl between the MC, his friends and the Antagonist breaks out. At one point the character playing the mother gets clipped by an errant punch, and swings back with a haymaker which breaks one of the secondary characters jaw.
The murder is prevented. After a chase scene leads the Antag to be captured by "Maint" represented by teenagers in cardboard costumes.
The characters travel back to the future, but upon opening the door to their apartment find it filled with man sized insects (made out of cardboard and scrap metal)
Film ends on the characters all screaming.//

FLOOR 431: 4f 75 74 20 66 6f 72 20 73 65 72 76 69 63 65 20 72 65 73 65 61 74 20 63 70 75

104 pounds of MeowMix have been dispatched. Please have patientence and don't harm the furniture.

The Jews are behind the porn industry

thank you for killing a masturbation thread by posting in this one