be me

> be me
> buy a cool mask for my costume
> live in trailer park so it's a bit scummy
> today
> ups guy comes with package, puts it on the neighbors porch
> go and knock on their door once I notice them take it inside
> box has my fucking name in big black text on the side
> I ask if they have my package
> fucker is holding the box with my name on it and says
"Nah man, just my mail."
> I can see my goddamned address on the label
> point this out to them
> tries to deny it and cover the label
> snatch the box out of his hands point at my fucking name
> he backtracks and says
"I was just holding onto it for you."
> fucking neighbors
Pic related me in the mask

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probably because you live in a trailer park,

i love u so much thank u and congrats on your mask

Thanks? And thanks.

Would have been funnier in your neighbor answered the door in your mask

Timestamp with open package and mask.

Nice dubs
And it would be funnier but I would be pretty pissed

So whats the whole costume?

How about instead of wasting money on completely useless shit you better yourself and save up to at least get a modest apartment thats not in a fucking trailer park.

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Im working on a traditional plague doctor garb
Mask hat robe and beating stick included

Youre not a faggot this time OP. Well done.

Well i am a fag but not a lier

So how does the rest look? Do you make the rest of the costume by yourself, or not?

This one should suck less

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My camera sucks ass wtf

I'm gonna make the robe myself and the hat I'm still deciding on

Hello Bob Ross

Good luck OP. Hope it will turn out awesome.

Bon Ross blesses you

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Bob has smiled upon you

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You should go over to your neighbors house wearing that and beat the devil out of him like Mr Ross did to his paint brushes

Guy or gril? Pics of neighbor? Does neighbor have pibble?

Cuck him and say nah man not your bitch just my mine

I put my wizard hat and robe on...

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i didn't know homeless people had access to the internet.

Boy and nah just imagine your average scumbag and there ya go

Spooky shit OP
Go for that SCP look, don't remember the number

Why do you reddit teir faggots love plague doctor shit

Its retreaded and gay

How much was the mask and where can I buy one??? I just found my new fetish

Nice plague mask , very 1600s sir

Yah just buy new tires not fucking retreads.

Lurk more newfag/jewfag

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>I am a doctor

Quads proves that this post is blessed by God Bob Ross.

You can retread a retreadable tire roughly 4 times before it needs to be replaced. Ling haul fag here