Bitch is my ex that spread her legs and flashed her bare pussy to my whole family at a wedding. Was too wasted to remember even doing it and has no idea to this day. She was quiet the next day so I don't know what else happened.
Does she look crazy? Would anyone at the wedding hit her up for sex after her flashing incident?
I woulda been all up inside her either at the wedding or after.
Justin Brooks
Fuck. Ok so you wouldnt have cared she was there with me? And when you say after, this was after the reception in the hotel rooms, so youd hit her up days later or keep in touch with her or?
Nah, dude. Lol. I'd try to fuck her at the hotel. Then if she was any good I'd maybe try to stay in touch.
Post all you got.
John Evans
Hell I'd try and get her into the bathroom at the reception and fuck her there. Does knowing your wife got drunk and probably fucked someone you know turn you on?
Anthony Lopez
Ok so probably everyone who saw didnt give a shit I was her BF and probably thought the same as you and tried to hit that. I was away for a while and came back to the room full of people and walked in on her flashing. Then I got pissed after we fought and went downstairs for a while, this pic is exacltly what she looked like except her silver dress hiked up
Shoes off and everything? Yikes. Yeah, I woulda been all up on that. Especially if I'd been drinking.
I'm incorrigible when it comes to barefoot, drunk sluts.
Matthew Rivera
Yeah since she wound up being a terrible bitch It kind of does and I want to get to the bottom of what happened. Its a likely possibility given the facts.
There was definitely a lot of drinking and dancing etc in and out of being near her
I have a couple pics of us at the reception and in one you can see her bra strap and in another its missing like she may have taken it off
Who do you think wouldve made a play on her or shed gone for? A younger like cousin of mine or friend or an older uncle or daddy?
Yeah she had tall high heels on so they were off on the floor by then. Still dont know where her panties got to, might have not been wearing any or they came off and someone grabbed them she had no clue and wouldnt fess up
Oh this slut had your entire family tree plant their seed inside her. Definitely the older members of your family tho. She was looking for a mature cock. Any nudes of her?
Michael Rodriguez
Look user, you want my personal experience on this? I did see a girl at a wedding I liked and you know what? I fucking went through with it.
0/10 never again so hopefully whoever was there will realize before they fuck up like I did
The reception was in a shitty VFW, but was open bar. Drinks got flowing, and I noticed the chick batting her lashes at me. I'm a fucking Beta, so I didn't notice right away until my aunt said something along the lines of "ooooo beta shes eyeing you up" So we each get a drink and chat at the bar for awhile, having a good time, and then sneak off to the back storage room where they put all the extra chares, cheap folding tables and what not, so we're back here and start making out. She was wearing one of those real tight dresses and turns and asked me to unzip her, when surprise surprise, my beta ass breaks the zipper. She was disgruntled, but said it was a cheap fix. Being the beta, I offered to pay for it asking her how much.
She looks me dead in the eyes and says
>I need about tree fiddy
>WELL IT WAS ABOUT THIS TIME I NOTICED THIS GIRL WAS ABOUT 8 STORIES TALL AND WAS A CRUSTACEAN FROM THE PROTOZOIC ERA
0/10 never again
Gavin Jenkins
Yeah, she would have been a prime target. I would have found somewhere out of sight and fucked her while sucking on her toes (they seem cute).
Connor Kelly
Yeah good call, she never admitted it but i know shes got a thing for much older men. I think the only question is how many of them, lost track of how many times she disappeared for 5 mins. She wouldnt make them use a condom?
Gat dam loch ness monster catfishing people at theys friends weddings. It'll never learn
Asher Martin
Nope. She'd take it raw and let them cum up inside her. By the end of the night she probably had so much cum dripping from her cunt you could've followed a trail to every room she went to. Any more of her tits?
Brandon Turner
I wonder how many approached her after she spread her pussy to everyone for fun, and how many old fat guys it was, shes not the hottest one in the wedding by far
i recognize her, she choked on my dick at some wedding i crashed
Adam Morgan
this is so dumb, you are all dumb
Eli Perez
Fuck. Dude you think she went to multiple rooms, fuck? Do you think word spread amongst the men? Thru texts? Or mentioning my wife was off the deep end and what room she was in??
Doesn't matter that there may have been hotter girls. But she was obviously the sluttiest. She made it pretty clear she was gonna fuck someone. And it obviously wasn't gonna be you.
Jordan Scott
not the hottest but bet she was the easiest
Brody Rodriguez
Names? State? What can you tell me Or is this samefag and youre trolling
Ive fucked chicks at wedding before. The last time i did was some fine chick my friend was talking to. Got me to go with him to said wedding saying her cousin was just as hot. In a nut shell: we drank, he wanted to play caring nice guy role while I danced with the ugly cousin and had an awesome time. Got my dick sucked by the ugly cousin and about an hr later hit it off with the hot chick my friend was talking to because he came off as "boring". Fucked her in her parents car after a coupe dances.
Ian Wood
Worst thing is picturing my asshole uncle in law whos married to my redneck aunt getting sucked off by her, he's trashy and a pervy creep always saying shit about her ass
Thanks bro. Is my wife the ugly girl in that scenario? Im imagining that same thing happening and how many guys would just let her suck it if they thought they werent gonna get a hot bridesmaid. Crazy if they all settled for my wife and she actually wound up getting more cock than any hot girl
Maybe she called a bunch of your family members to one room and fucked them all at the same time. She probably came so many times just thinking about all the cock she was getting and all the cum they were feeding her. And she probably came even harder knowing you had no idea.
Brayden Robinson
You're wife isn't exactly ugly.b But sh sounds super easy. Is she a fun fuck? Any pics of her ass?
Christian Cruz
Oh she didn't just suck him. She probably fucked him the hardest. He probably made fun of you while she bounced on his cock and she laughed along with him till she came.
Parker Allen
Ok. I dont have pics of the incident, just normal pics of us at the same wedding before it happened im looking for them