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Nah I'm a slut

I haven't had sex in nearly a year.
Shit is embarrassing but i barely ever leave the house anymore so whatever.

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There's literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

Because I'm not arroused by anything except my very specific fetish that very little people have.

Why is this guy not getting range banned?

Why are you?

I only fuck underage traps though

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I wish I was still a virgin, honestly.

Video GAMES

what do you guys do when someone asks if you are a virgin?

Because I’m ugly. I have an ugly face and a small dick and there’s literally nothing I can do to change that.

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t. Virgin in denial

I don't know how to make friends

because i havent tried to get a girlfriend and i feel like casual sex is a bad thing

I'm not married yet. Why wouldn't I be a virgin?

I incapable of talking to women, I'm a pretty unlikable person, and I'm unambitious and boring.
Also I'm ugly, mainly I'm ugly.

Cause I haven't met you yet

I fucked your whore mother is her juicy, tasty pusy

Manlet

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Cause I haven't met anyone worth my while or catching my interest yet

Nah I fucked a BBW Latina hooker. Worth it BTW

kys

I'm not, I earn enough to buy sex.

>He thinks male virginity has value
Hahaha!

lol

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Because I'm saving myself for the woman I will one day love.

t.

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because it feels good
and I want to wait until I find someone I love
I just feel like it would be a waste to have sex with some random girl.
Like, why? To feel good? Why when I could feel even better with someone I love.

Me to. See
All women are whores anyway. I just skipped the date and expensive gifts and got pussy

I'm not, but it's not a big deal if you're a virgin or not. Getting asked if you are is literally high school tier, nobody fucking cares if it's your first time or your 100th time. Unless you're a roastie, then it's obvious and degenerate

>He thinks it doesn't
Yikes.

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I'm not, I don't have a gf tho

I like creature that look like this.

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this, only roasties with nothing but their hole to offer think otherwise.

How many variations of the same pic you have?

I don't see a point in fucking some nasty whore honestly when I can just fap for free. Sex with a woman you actually care about would be a different story.

Virgin shaming is as bad as slut shaming

Just be yourself

Have you seen degeneracy as bad this?

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I pee my pants and start crying that usually gets them to stop

iktf

35 year old virgin. Been only a few dates. Figured it wasn't worth it. Will only start dating when I can find a good job.

t. virgin-hunting slut

Imagine being a person like this and actually exist.

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Losing your virginity to a hooker doesn't make you an "unvirgin." You're still a virgin on the inside because resorted to throwing your cash around to get it instantly, without any effort. You've admitted to the entire world the only way a woman would sleep with you is if you paid them. You undermined your own masculinity. You are lower than eunuchs on the tier list of emasculation.

This shit always gets me.

I wish to have my v card back.

WTB (wanting to buy) bf (bear friend)

Too old

>tfw no lolis to bully you for being a virgin

>mfw 5’6, ugly, and have awful social skills
is it over for me bros?

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Are you a girl?

But don't you know that you're supposed to bang a bunch of low-IQ roasties and work your way up in the "sexual hierarchy", in order to earn fictional social-points, only recognized by low-quality people, which cannot be redeemed for any real tangible prizes? Then one day if you're good enough, MAYBE you'll be allowed to marry some used-up ho. And if you're REALLY lucky, maybe one day when she's banging Tyrone, you'll be allowed to kiss her little toe.

5 years now, same thing.
properly had sex like 20 times in my life.

getting laid was alot easier than expected as well. glad I'm not dying a virgin.

It has never begun for you.

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I'm not social and that's it. Seriously if any of you people wanna get laid just go out and be social. Simple as that. You can't fuck the people you aren't meeting.

Im not a virgin, but hadnt have any kind of sexual interaction or even held the hand of a woman in over 8 years

Yeah. I never got adventerous in high school because I liked being left alone. Then after I graduated, I spent the six years then and last year doing nothing except messing around. Never once tried to find sex or put effort into losing weight.

Now I'm here, in 2019, 25 years old, still not even one sexual experience outside of ERPing and lewd faps with others on /FTT/ in /trash/.

If I could go back in time mentally to when I started high school, I would totally have been more risque and adventurous.

Right now if anything, I want either any sexual experience (eating pussy is fine or fuck it even making out if it means I do that before I eventually grow too old to be sexy), or just save money, go to Nevada, and lose it there where it's legal.

You should still be able to land an Asian girl if you're white.

T. Virgin who will never get pussy and keep paying for dates and gifts

there need to be like 5 janitors on this trash filled board and permabans should be handed out like candies hoping that they would stick

True.

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same as most here. I want what I don't deserve and don't want what I do deserve

I'm like 5'2 and balding on my 20s.
There was simply never a chance for me.

Objectively, no there isn't. But unless you're asexual, everyone wants to have some kind of sexual experience at least one in their lives.

>Losing your virginity to a hooker doesn't make you an "unvirgin."
This is only according to roasties, because you want people to continue trying to get your approval, and you want people to see that as the ultimate reward. Here's a hint: Men don't care about you recognizing us as "worthy". We only care about putting our dick in the vagina.

I'm not a virgin. But i never have liked vaginas, and I am gay and looking for a loving boyfriend to hug me and tell me i'm cute and wonderful

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absolutely correct
you can largely disarm a woman if she figures out you're not going to prostrate yourself so she'll sleep with you
they know its their only advantage over you
take that away from them, and they don't have much on you

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Based
god-tier wizard

Was too dumb to realize girls were into me when younger

fucking finally, a bait thread with a blankpost. I'm sick of shitty bait threads created by brainlets who can't blankpost

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>6 years now
I just don't care anymore. My friends won't get off my dick about it.

I'm not, first time was a shitty experience. Sex overrated

I've fully embraced the wizard lifestyle.

Yeah I am, but honestly I’m comfy just being alone for now. I’d rather have a job I like doing than a relationship any day.

Hello fellow idiot. It's nice to know that you were wanted at least at some point in your life though.

so was I until i got abs.

my backlog grew to an unacceptable length so i had to prioritise my happyness.

I had it all, a good body, a qt gf, friends to hang out with but without vidya what's the point. no point in living a half life.

I was born with a controller in my hand and i will die with a controller. god damn it.

>Our children are also unsure how to feel about the entire ordeal
Jesus fucking christ

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Somebody post the Sonic diaper comic

Reminder that sex is only for procreation. If you use a condom, birth control or have the baby aborted, you’re a bum and waste of space.

You cannot love one a man that hates himself.

>followed Yea Forums's advice and lost virginity asap to some random girl because virgins past 20 are losers
>It sucked, was super awkward and I didn't even cum
>Haven't been able to talk to women since
>Sex now terrifies me more then it did when I was a virgin
>spiralled into depression and lost all my friends
>spend even more time here being a shut-in with no friends and no social life
a-a-at least I'm not a pathetic virgin loser, right?

how true is this?
do asian chicks tend to go for white guys?

It's absolutely true, there's an entire online community of asian guys who do nothing but seethe over this.

t. Incel

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Yeah dude, last time I was on this college party 5 hot asians just fought over me to jump on my dick. I fucked all 5 at the end.

no
generally races dont date outsiders

>didn't even cum
Maybe you're gay.

I don't know... I'm probably autistic or something.

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Yes. It's a good middle ground. Not too small and not too big.

>pleasure isn't a valid reason to do things

this is a welcome revelation
i dont believe you but i want to

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I WANT TO BE THE GF!!

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cope

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Everyone does Mexican girls more then any other in my experience but I fucking hate mexicans, it pisses me off
Every mexican I have ever known seems to fall in love with me, boy or girl but I just can't fucking stand them, I seriously don't know what it is that I just don't like about them
But them love me
baka Maybe it's their culture or something

based mod purging the cancer

No I'm not, it was really awkward and I was very drunk, also I didn't really actually like the girl and only did it to lose my virginity (I should have made that clearer), and it only got worse when she discovered halfway through I was a virgin and had no idea what I was doing. I pretended to cum so I could leave because I didn't want to be in that awkward situation anymore.

What backwards shithole do you come from?

haha you fags are on Yea Forums

how does it feel huh?

most of them i've met and been around are too loud and obnoxious to be attractive
its like they take the most annoying parts of white women and crank it up 5 notches

either that or they're autistically socially awkward

So are you!
sure bud

I just fucked a hooker yesterday, in the middle she pulled the condom off. It was great for about 10 minutes before I realized I'll have to get checked now and couldn't cum even though I think she was telling me to come inside her

Told me to come back in a week and to not fap or something, her english was horrible

I'm scared of women

Because I'm indecisive

>hurr 7 billion of us let's make more
I can't wait for the coming plague to take all you faggots.

How can a guy pretend to cum lmao

imagine being this delusional. My entire extended family is living proof that you're full of shit.

pretend you're shooting blanks

I just said "oh i've cummed" and got dressed and left. I don't think she believed me but she didn't try to stop me.

dude, what the fuck? if the thread turned into an idolmaster thread, then it wouldn't have been moved. you guys had one job and it was to post idols

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Don't say that it's not true.

Normalniggers think so too because they just parrot what roasties say.

I love Rin so much and I will never leave her for 3D.

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I... hm... I had a really shit reputation, so I just never approached anyone. I don't really know how human interaction is supposed to work like.

And now I don't think about it because I need to find a job first, and there is so much on the internet I haven't watched yet.

Plus I'm a dick at this point.

This IRL is literally the only thing I would need to be happy in life. unfortunately that will probably never happen, because the world is a cruel joke about giving me just enough hope to keep me going long enough to crush it out of me.

You want someone to say "I love you" to you?

i have chronic autism

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>basically wanted to be a whore
>got btfo by based faggot husband
also, why is it always reddit that this unironically happens to

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Had crushes on people who did not reciprocate. How are you supposed to put it an anybody when nobody is interested.

you're me

I want them to mean it.

Heyy...he was behind of this...

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Guess

you're such a faggot. rin is right there for you. LOVE HER

love u 2

I'm boring.

if anything, i'm probably the problem. girls were always interested, but i just can't commit to them. it's not like i go around fucking a lot of them either