>wake up
>see this
what do?
Wake up
tell OP to put his pants back on and get out of my house
Cock my gat and blast
Cry
let me suckle your juices you tender porcine lover boi.
not again.
I'll pass, thx
Add to my list of why I hate my uncle Rico
Realize that I must still be asleep and wake up for real
go back to sleep
I came to this website to masturbate and now you've freed me from my compulsion. Thank you.
id fuck the shit outta him
throw up
9mm enema
Lie on stomach and present my bussy.
lmao bussy
>wake up
>grab and brush and put on a little makeup
>unsee
I see that every time i squat over a mirror, fml.
That looks like "A Thanksgiving Turkey Nightmare" somehow.
Nom nom nom nom...
Is that a tardigrade?
If it is, it is invincible! (seriously, water bears are practically invulnerable to damage)
lmao, Busey?
Andy's war-hole
Suck his fat dick while his stomach smacks me in the face repeatedly.
Fuck im a slut for fat men
Tell my mother to go back to bed.
I mean, come on, it's a regular thing.
Get out from under the London bridge because it’s falling.